The Day School Got TWISTED Chapter 29

(Still December)

THE FORK WAS GONE!

After much partying and randomness (like Nazgul giving piggyback rides) we finally settled down and got back to our schoolwork.

Frodo's class was as boring as ever.

I stared out the window at the freshly fallen snow. I wanted to go outside get a load of snow and shove it down Gandalf's robes.

THAT would have been entertaining!

When the bell finally rang, everyone scrambled out to their next class.

I had Elvish next. So did Casey.

Speaking of her, Casey was trying to remember something important. She tried and she tried but she could not remember.

I rolled my eyes at the thought. I take it back. Casey is not smart.

If she can't remember the thing she wanted the most and almost got, then there is no hope for her.

I mean honestly! If Legolas said he was going to marry me, I would remember it. I WOULD REMEMBER IT!

As I walked passed the office I saw a few students waiting there.

I smiled, new people! I love new people! More people to annoy and/or scare!

I walked into the office.

"Hello! Need some help finding your classes?" I asked.

Oh Helpful me!

One of the girls smiled.

"Yeah. We are totally lost and what is up with the principal? He looks like Elrond!" she said.

"That's because it is Elrond," I informed. "Oh, I must tell you, some of the stuff you may see in this school may confuse or even scare you but remember you are in no danger whatsoever. Oh, yeah the school is run by the people from Lord of the Rings."

They blinked at me.

"I'm Koala," The girl that spoke to me said.

"I'm Chloe," said another girl.

"I. Am, Queen Hazza!" The girl said and nodded proudly.

"HI! I'm Kitty!" said the last girl.

"HELLO!" I yelled. "Nice to meet you. I'm THE Cheese Turkey, but you can call me Cheesy."

Then the door to office opened and Legolas walked in.

"Don't you have a class to teach?" I asked with a smile.

"Yes and you have my class to be in," he replied.

"Wha…"

The girls stood open mouthed. What was going on here and why did that guy look exactly like Legolas? They wondered. Except for one who was…terrified?

Koala shrieked and hid behind Queen Hazza. She pointed a shaky finger in the direction of Legolas.

"WHAT! WHAT!?" I screamed, "Is there a giant monster behind Legolas!?"

"No!" she said and continued to hide, "Make him go away!"

"Who? Legolas?" I asked confused

She nodded. "He scares me!"

"WHAT!? You are afraid of Legolas?! CALL THE NEW CREW! CALL THE PRESIDENT! CALL THE ARMY! CALL MY UNCLE! IT'S A GIRL THAT IS ACTUALLY AFRAID OF LEGOLAS!" I screamed and waved my arms around.

"You are afraid of me?" Legolas asked.

Koala screamed when he spoke to her.

"Ye-yes, now please go away!" She screamed in horror.

Legolas smiled and walked out of the office forgetting what he came there for.

"Finally! A girl that doesn't love me!" Legolas said.

I was hyperventilating thinking it was the end of the world, Queen Hazza was trying to calm Koala after her 'traumatic' experience and Kitty and Chloe were talking quietly.

"How…can she…be afraid…of Legolas!?" I exclaimed loudly.

I yelled so loudly that Elrond came out of his office and glared at me.

"YOU! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!" he yelled at me.

I happily left. I shuddered from the thought of someone being afraid of Legolas. Just then Koala tapped my shoulder.

I screamed and jumped in the air.

"Can you tell me where the Elvish classroom is?" she asked me.

"I'll just show you. I'm going there next," I replied and looked at her oddly.

OoooO

Everyone stared when we entered the classroom.

"HI CLASS!" Koala yelled and sat down in the front row next to Casey. "MY NAME IS KOALA!"

"HI KOALA!" The class said.

Casey looked at her, "You don't like Legolas do-"

At the name, Koala screamed.

"NO I DON'T HE SCARES ME!" she exclaimed.

The entire class gasped and whispered softly.

I shuddered again.

Noliee and Jackie took her picture with their cameras with the instant photo feature. Under her picture, they wrote: 'This is the scariest girl in the world'

Casey almost threw up. She couldn't handle that kind of information.

"Well, Koala you are not going to like the teacher very much," Karvian said.

"Why?" Koala asked.

"The teacher is LEGOLAS!" Jackie yelled.

Koala screamed.

"What's with all the screaming?" Legolas asked entering the classroom with a box of Chinese food balanced on his head.

Koala went crazy. She screamed and screamed like someone was trying to saw off her arm with a TV remote. Koala gripped the sides of her desk and hyperventilated to the point where she almost passed out. Then she started screaming again. The windows started to shake and from her screaming. Then she started whimpering and crying like there was no tomorrow!

"Does me being around upset her that much?" Legolas asked as the Chinese food fell off of his head and splattered on his desk.

The class nodded as Koala continued to scream and cry.

Casey's thoughts were racing.

"HOW CAN SHE BE SCARED OF HIM!? It not right! Its…its…the opposite of right! I don't know how-Ah! She- she…I can't-"

Casey couldn't take it anymore; she screamed, ran to the nearest trashcan and threw up.

"EWWWW!" Everyone in the room exclaimed except for Koala who was too scared to move.

Casey eventually stopped puking and went back to her seat still holding her stomach.

Koala was now staring at Legolas; her eyes were wide with terror. At least she stopped screaming!

"Um…okay. Well, I guess we can start the lesson now," Legolas said. "Turn to page-"

Then Koala stared screaming again! She threw her lunch bag across the room, it smashed against the wall and food went flying everywhere!

Next Koala threw her textbook across the room also. It hit Noliee in the head.

Noliee screamed and fell over unconscious.

This only made Koala spaz out even more. She got up and kicked her desk over, screaming all the while.

Then something in Koala's mind suddenly clicked and she decided to be brave and approach Legolas.

She inched over to him holding a textbook in one hand for protection.

Legolas just stood there with a raised eyebrow and a look of amazement on his face. Actually he looked quite odd with that expression…

Koala continued to inch along and when she was in arms reach of him she stopped and stared.

Legolas looked back at her.

Slowly, Koala reached out her arm and poked Legolas.

The second that she touched him, she screamed and pulled her hand back as if she had touched fire. She tossed the textbook up in the air, screamed and hid in the back of the room.

Casey panted and tried not to throw up again.

I stared straight ahead with my mouth open.

Jackie was trying to revive Noliee and the rest of the class was silent.

"What just happened?" Karvian asked.

"I. Do. Not. Know." Anna replied.

Koala continued to hide in the corner and screamed every now and then.

"Well, you have to see it from her point of view," Lynsay said. "I mean, would you like to stuck in a room with the thing that scares you the most?"

"But she's afraid of Elfy! He is not scary!" Casey said.

"He would be scary if you were an Orc," I said.

"Yes…but Koala is not an Orc!" Casey said.

"I know that! I was just saying he would be scary if you were an Orc!" I informed.

"…Whatever…" Casey said.

Suddenly the door flew open and Merry and Pippin entered carrying a bag of mushrooms.

They weren't radioactive anymore.

"Can I help you?" Legolas asked.

"Huh!? Who are you?" Pippin asked.

Merry slapped him, "Yes you can help us. Hide these mushrooms and if Gandalf comes around asking about them, DO NOT tell him about us."

"I'm not going to hide food for you," Legolas said. "Where did you- "

Legolas shut up when Merry gave him 5 dollars.

"Where do you want me to hide them?" Legolas asked with a smile.

"Don't care! Just don't let Gandalf get them! Hey! Is that Chinese food?" Merry asked and stole the half empty box of noodles.

"HEY! I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT!" Legolas yelled as they ran out laughing.

Legolas sighed and put the mushrooms in one of the drawers of his desk, "At least they left the spork."

The class gasped and hid under their desks.

"What? Oh, its not an evil crazed spork that is going to take over the school. I made sure. I asked the people at the Chinese place about it…hmm, maybe that's why they looked at me weird."

We came out from hiding.

"But just to be safe, does it look odd?" Legolas asked and tossed the spork to Lynsay.

She was an expert when it came to this stuff.

"No…It looks okay to use. Just be careful," Lynsay warned. "You can't be to sure when it comes to these things." She tossed the spork back to Legolas.

"Well, Merry didn't get all the food. I was hiding some in the closet," Legolas informed and took a box out of the closet.

"Are you going to eat it now?" I asked.

"Yes."

Jackie stopped trying to revive Noliee and ran back to her desk. She took her video camera out of her backpack and turned it on.

"And this segment is called: Legolas eats Chinese food." Jackie said in a narrator voice, "We watch as the Legolas picks up the spork and prepares to eat the food. Wow, this sure isn't this exciting folks!"

The class 'oohed' and 'ahhed'.

"Do you have to do that?" Legolas asked and stopped eating.

Jackie nodded, "Yes. Yes I do."

"I guess I'll just eat later. Now, maybe, we can continue with what we were going to do."

Just then the bell rang.

"Never mind…"

The class scooted out. Koala ran out screaming.

"Wow, if you want to torture her just tell Legolas to give her a hug," Noliee said with an evil smile forming on her face.

We walked into Noruas' class and sat down.

To our surprise it was Tom Bombadil that was there.

At least I thought it was Tom Bombadil. He was in a wheelchair, had his arm in a cast, he had two black eyes, one leg was also in a cast and he had a bandage around his head.

"Hello, class. I am back," he said cheerfully.

"Um…what happened to you?" I asked.

"Noruas happened. He is evil and wrong. He pushed me out of the window and took over my class," Tom explained.

"Oh. Well, that was bad luck. Where is Noruas anyway?" Alice asked.

"I tied him in a sack and threw it in the river!" Tom said, momentarily losing the happy face.

The class gasped in horror. Noruas was gone!?

"But-but, we liked Noruas!" I protested.

"Well, he's gone now! He will probably be off to bother some other school," Tom said.

"No more Noruas?!" Casey exclaimed and started crying.

"Yes, but no matter! Now we will read some poems!" Tom said happily.

The class groaned. Stupid poems!

"I see the flower

The flower is shiny

I like the flower

It smells like a sweet thing

Nice are the flowers," Tom read happily.

"What on Middle Earth are you reading? That was the worst poem I have ever heard!" Karvian said.

"I love flowers

They are smelly

They smell good though

The flowers are pretty," Tom read ignoring everyone and continued to read his poem book.

Next Tom went to the chalkboard and starting writing on it.

"Look class. I drew a flower," Tom said.

The class sighed. I shot a spitball at him.

The worst part was, he didn't even notice. This was going to be a long day…

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Eehehe, short chapter I know. Next chapter will be an all-new one! I know that someone will be very happy about it!

But I regret to inform that there wont be as many updates because my mom has decided to be evil and let me on the computer only one time a week. Just reminding you!