I was kinda hoping we could have this talk way later…or never

"Jacob, as awkward as this may be, I need to talk to you about Renesmee."

Damn, he didn't waste anytime.

"Now I know you asked Bella and I not to interfere between the two of you, but what has happened tonight-"

Come on, Edward. Nothing even happened between Ness and me and you're going to give me one of those father talks? I was kinda hoping we could have this talk way later… or never, because never works for me.

"What are you talking about?"

Shit, he didn't know.

"Didn't know what?"

Stay out of my head! Don't think about it. Don't think about it.

"Didn't think about what, Jacob?"

I let it slip. It's like telling someone not to think of a pink elephant. And what happens? You're thinking of a pink elephant. He saw all my indecent thoughts. He saw the pain I felt when I thought that Nessie had been affectionate with Seth, in a way she never was with me. About how it felt to have Ness touch my chest. The smoothness of her hand against my face and without her knowing, I was able to see her thoughts and tell she was lying. The shape of her body pressed against mine. I felt the nervousness and elation she was feeling. With my heightened senses, I felt her body temperature rise and could smell her-

"STOP."

I was embarrassed for having all my feelings and thoughts exposed when I was so vulnerable at the time. It's your own fault for looking. If you don't want to see those things then stay out.

"Trust me, I wish I had the choice. Your thoughts are so loud and explicit they practically slice through everything else." He said pacing.

So if you didn't want to talk to me about that then what do you want?

"Well, I'm certainly going to want to talk to the both of you about that incident, now that I know what's going on."

Talk about what? Like I said, nothing happened.

Edward sighed. "You keep side tracking me."

So what did you want then?

Edward looked up at the house and motioned for me to go a little further away from sensitive, vampire, hearing. So we did.

"I think it is time you told her the truth. Everything. I know this really is an inconvenient time, but that's my little girl, Jacob and as much as I don't like you, she cares a great deal for you."

I smirked. You could say I felt a little smug.

Edward growled. "You have no idea how sad she was without you. It was torturous to see. Now that you're here again, she looks happier than she has been in months. She will be crushed if you abandon her again. So you can stay with us for a few days, only because I saw the emptiness in her eyes when we simply left the room. But I warn you. If you lay one hand on her or make her hurt like this ever again, I will personally rip your still beating heart from your chest."

My face got serious. I know how much you and Bella love her. You know my thoughts. You know I would never hurt her intentionally... I'm in love with her, Edward.

His head snapped up.

I'm head over heals, can't even breath without her, in love. I have been in love with her for a long time now.

"I already know, Jacob. I have known for a while." He became still. "I was just waiting for you to realize it."

How did you know before me?

He tapped his temple. "I could hear it, but you weren't ready to accept it because she is so young. Truth be told, I still don't want to accept it."

I had to admit, I felt bad for the guy. I wouldn't want my 6 year old daughter dating some over hormonal wolf, more than three times her age, who tried to steal my wife.

"Thank you, for saying it so bluntly. I almost forgot how disturbing this whole situation is," Edward said thick with sarcasm.

Sure, sure, anytime.