You know the drill folks!

Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts isn't mine. ... DO I LOOK JAPANESE?!

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Twilight Town: Twilight Public High School

"You realize how stupid you look right?" Roxas smirks as he's getting dragged by the Superior through the court yard of the school.

"I wouldn't be talking Roxas." Xemnas retorts. He sits down and waits for the others. Roxas is forced to sit too. He does so with a grimace on his face.

"........ This is soo embarrassing!" Larxene moans.

"Oh, that reminds me." Xemnas pulls something out of his pocket and puts it around Larxene's neck.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Larxene pulls at the dog collar.

"... No powers. No weapons." Xemnas tells the rest of the group.

"GET THIS OFF!" Larxene snarls. Xemnas ignores her.

"... Yes Superior." Roxas says and gets up.

"...Sure thing. No pow- WAIT!! WHAT IF IT'S IMPORTANT?!" Xion asks.

"I don't think a candy bar's an important reason, Xion." Haru teases.

"YOU SHUT UP! Candy is totally awesome and ........ LOOK! More Nobodies?!" Xion points to some students in their school uniforms.

"...Xion, I think those are Others." Namine corrects.

"Oh. HIYA OTHERS!!!" Xion waves. A girl waves back, smiling.

"FOURTEEN! FOCUS!" Xemnas commands.

"Yessir!" Xion makes a grimace and narrows her eyes.

"....Is that your focused look?" Demyx asks.

"...Maybe."

"Superior, I had a very advanced formal education with Master Ansem. I really see no point in enrolling in a school where I probably know more than the very teachers themselves." Zexion informs Xemnas.

"Consider it to be teaching you to be more social Number 6." Xemnas says and pats the boy on the top of his head.

"Social? All I require is my books and I am content. And I am of a great asset to the Organization by my intelligence. Force me into this pathetic little school, and you shall lose one of the greatest minds of Organization XIII for roughly 8 hours a day. EIGHT! Is that really that meaningless to you Superior? Consider all that I could do in those few hours! Now please reconsider." Zexion bargains.

"....You make a valid point Number Six. Now, here is my counter offer. If you can PROVE that you can pass this 'pathetic little school' with PERFECT scores, you can drop out. Do I make myself clear? No 90's. No 80's. 100's." Xemnas offers.

"You have a deal sir. I shall make the Organization proud. Which is more than these idiots can say." Zexion smirks at the others in the group.

"HEY! Just so you know, I had almost perfect scores here!" Roxas retorts.

"I think I can handle it..." Namine says shyly.

"Anything Dorkas can do, I can do better!" Haru says confidently.

"DORKAS?! THAT'S IT RUNT!" Roxas tackles Haru and holds him in a choke hold.

"GAH! I GIVE!! UNCLE UNCLE!!" Haru gasps for air.

".....Roxas! Leave Haru chan ALONE!" Xion smacks her brother and frees Haru from the evil grip. Roxas swears and then starts to hiss something into Haru's ear.

"You touch my sis, I WILL kill you. Understand?" Roxas whispers into Haru's ear.

"Y-Yeah.. I got it." Haru stammers. Roxas lets go again.

"Good. And call me Dorkas again, I WILL strangle you or WORSE. Got it memorized?" Roxas grins viciously.

"OI! No stealing my line!" Axel says with a grin.

"HUH?!" Axel, Xigbar, Vexen, Lexaeus, and Xaldin were all trailing after them.

"What are you dorks doin' here?" Larxene asks.

"...Officially? We're enrolling you dweebs!" Xigbar says and winks at her.

".............SAY WHAT?!"

"Yup! As of today, I'm Roxas's and Xion's OFFICIAL legal guardian, or so says this handy little piece of paper right here." Axel holds it up.

"I'm your guardian Zexion." Lexaeus says.

"Thank GOD. One with SENSE...." Zexion mutters.

"Then I get Larxene! .... Oh god..." Xigbar groans.

"HEY!" Larxene shouts.

"..... Haru's mine." Xaldin says.

"I really don't like the way he said that." Haru shudders.

"Then Namine's mine." Xemnas says.

"OH GROSS! GEEZ!" Axel makes a face.

".....Did we leave anyone... Demyx with Vexen." Xemnas says.

".... BUT VEXEN'S SCARY AS HELL!" Xion and Demyx both shout.

"I feel sorry for you Dem Dem!" Xion hugs Demyx.

"I Don't wanna be dissected! If I die, you can have my plushies." Demyx tells her.

"REALLY?! Wow..... If I die, you can have my guitar."

"YOU HAVE A GUITAR?!"

"....You both need help. Badly." The group heads in.

"....... Split up. Whoever finds the office first, inform the others." Xemnas commands and the group splits into two, kids and grownups heading in different directions.


Meanwhile, the secretary, Ms. Krackel sighs heavily.

This job sucks!!! No kinda job for a 20 year old! She thinks miserably.

"......" She sighs again and starts to file her nails.

"I think the office's over here..." a boy's voice comes from around the corner.

"Oh yeah? CHECK Chocobo head!" a girl snarls.

"Nope, we're here!" Then a small group... BIG group of students ... teachers? comes in.

"You ask her!" A girl with short black hair hisses at a blonde kid. Each of the kids had on the same jacket... odd....

"HELL NO! She's a bit- ...Not a very nice lady." The blonde kids says at a blonde girl wearing a black dog collar's glare.

"I won't. No way." A silver haired, is that even real?, boy says angrily.

"OH! ME!" A blonde boy with a mullet? type hair style says eagerly.

"I will." A boy with blueish purple hair rolls his eyes and steps into the small office.

"GO SIX!" the black haired girl and mullet boy cheer.

"Excuse me miss. I'd like to know where to register for classes." the little boy says very seriously.

"Young man, this is a high school. The elementary is down the street." Ms. Krackel points.

"EXCUSE ME?!" The boy has a shocked expression.

"Lemme handle this! Ms. Krackel!" The first blonde boy comes in and smiles at her.

".......Yes?"

HOW DOES THIS BRAT KNOW MY NAME?!

"I'm a new student here and so is the rest of my adopted family and I'd like to enroll! I'm sure someone as lovely as yourself can make that happen!" The boy smiles warmly.

"DUDE!" The little girl with black hair's jaw drops and the blonde boy's eyes widen. A blonde girl holding a sketch pad looks completely shocked.

"W-W-Well.... I'm sure I can give you some paperwork to take home to your parents." Ms. Krackel says with a blush.

He's kinda cute....

"Thank you very much! If it's no trouble, can you please let us be in the same classes? I mean... We've never been apart from each other before. As young children, our orphanage burned down." the blonde boy sighs.

"You poor things!" Ms. Krackel exclaims.

"We were the only survivors.... Larxene here was forced to work as a teenage prostitute and Demyx, Zexion and Haru were begging on the street. Me and my friends sometimes went DAYS without food! And then my sister and I were adopted and these lovely kids became our relatives! It was a true success story. And now, we really want to go to school since NONE of our parents had the means to go to college. So... Please let us enroll? Pretty please?" The boy begs.

".........." the rest of the kids are completely silent.

"Of course you can! Who am I to deprive someone of an education?" Ms. Krackel smiles and gives the blonde boy some paper work and instructs him on how to fill it out.

"Thank you so much!" The kids walk out the door.

"And that's how you seduce women." Roxas says to Demyx as they turn the corner.

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hahahahaha, i had so much fun with this one!!! *starts laughing*

Roxas:... JUST so you know, AXEL taught me that!

Sure. Sure. *still cracking up*

Roxas: HE DID!

huh uh.

Roxas:... Just review people. Just review. Or I humiliated myself for nothing.....

You heard the little guy! Review! :3