Roman: Things are really boring around here without a certain retard.
Randy: WWERomanReigns Then come bail me out!
Roman: RandyOrton Not you idiot! I was talking about Seth!
Randy: Nobody cares that I'm getting attacked by AJ.
Kristian: WWERomanReigns Who?
Roman: MiseryWWE Seth! Your husband!
Kristian: WWERomanReigns But you're my husband what are you talking about?
Roman: MiseryWWE You're married to Seth too!
Kristian: I GOT TWO HUSBANDS! I'm special.
Cena: MiseryWWE Yeah. You're special alright.
Dean: It's Valentines day. Therefore I must set up a romantic dinner for Seth.
Wade: TheDeanAmbrose Are you...?
Dean: WadeBarrett Don't even finish that sentence!
Wade: TheDeanAmbrose I won't.
Seth: I GOT CHOCOLATE AND FLOWERS!
Roman: TheDeanAmbrose Stupid. You're not supposed to give him chocolate!
Dean: WWERomanReigns Why not?
Roman: TheDeanAmbrose Hahahaha. You'll find out.
Roman: Soon.
Kristian: WWERomanRiegns Where's my chocolate?
Roman: MiseryWWE On the shelf babe.
Cena: WWERomanReigns Did you just...
Roman: JohnCena Yes.
Punk: RandyOrton Where's my chocolates and roses?
Randy: CMPunk If you bail me out of the nut house I'll buy you some.
Punk: RandyOrton Hmm. I'll think about it.
Randy: CMPunk No roses and chocolates for you. And to think I was actually going to set up a moonlight romantic Batman themed dinner. Too bad.
Seth: The house is in fire. Dean did it!
Dean: I did not set fire to the house! He's just looking at the stove.
Wade: TheDeanAmbrose Why is it hard to believe you?
Dean: WadeBarrett Shut up Wade.
Randy: I'M FREE! FREEEEEEEE!
Punk: RandyOrton Now where's my roses chocolates and moonlight dinner?
Randy: CMPunk Hahahaha! I don't even like you! Thanks for the bail though.
Punk: I hate Valentines day.
