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*runs insanely around* Fuck yeah an Update!

WELCOME TO CHAPTER 29!

On a Special note: Credit goes to Cinderburst Flames who gave a wild idea on how the tournament should go. Except there will be no actual killing taken place but I'll just give a hint that Bryan 'might' die.


Chapter 29: Battle Royale

Spencer and Ian are the only ones remained sane in the group. The only reason for them to not lust over their ridiculously good looking team mates was because they have been conditioning their mind that whenever they fancy Tala and Kai, an image of a naked Mr. Dickenson would appear and he was sitting in the bathtub asking for a spongebath. They cringe everytime when the horrible image pops out. They were currently worried by Kai's bad influence on their captain. However, the red head didn't fair very well in terms on moral ground and was more obsessed in getting higher TV ratings. Both are pretty much screwed and can't do anything except let Tala or Kai order them around.

Kai was thinking of a better plan to make everyone's life a living hell in the tournament. While doing so, he and Tala were lifting heavy weights... shirtless. The sight of their muscles tense as they lift up and down, their sensually arousing sexy grunts, sweat trailing down to their wonderfully developed 8 pack stomach muscle. It made the women from the film staff to want their hands touch and caress them. Bryan, who was tied up at the moment, can't take his eyes off Kai and fainted due to the loss amount of blood gushing down his nose. Majority regretted ever signing the waiver that no one from the staff must touch Kai and Tala, or else they get kicked out or sent to they abbeys' prison for a lifetime. Just to satisfy themselves, they have at least show self control and professionalism in their work... by masturbating a lot. It was so effective, except, the floor began to felt kinda sticky.

While it was a success in ruining the lives of two teams, Kai was a bit unsatisfied and aired out a complaint "This stalking and messing up their feelings seems a bit small"

Besides him, Tala agrees and asks what would be the next step "So what are you planning now?"

"Let's take this to a new higher level"

His partner snorted a laugh and made a joke. "What are you gonna do? make a huge announcement and have them fight to the death for your love?" Tala did not fail to notice a devious smile crept upon his partner's face. A bit stunned but felt really excited, Tala wants to make sure if his statement was what was Kai really plotting. "Really? you're serious?"

"We're taking over this tournament." Kai drops the barbell, took Bryan by the leash (practically dragging him in the process since he's still unconscious), and then he headed towards the door "follow me to the control room."

The Kai Fanclub that composed of majority of the dominant teams are all inside the BBA locker room, are quietly organizing a yet futile and pathetic plan to get closer to Kai. Secretly, the reason why they have to work together was for the sake of successfully capturing the only person that could make their hearts melt, the one that makes them forget to breath when looking at him, the one that could burst a thousands butterflies in their belly, the one that could make their knees weak and turned to jelly, the one that could make them kidnap him and do questionable sexual acts on him, the one that could potentially turn a person into a sexual deviant all because of him...

Kai "shirtless" Hiwatari was that special.

So damn much.

In the middle of their meeting, the head of the said club made an important announcement "it has come to my attention that Kai is the reason behind the sabotage of the White Tiger's and All Stars' battle." Hilary said after hearing from her sources who wanted to remain a secret.

"Oh... I think Bryan might be in danger." Hilary added, not that anyone cares but who really gives a crap about Bryan right now? The most important matter to discuss right now is stupid sexy Kai.

"Who cares about Bryan! I think it's Kai we all should be worried about. He's trying to emotionally manipulate us against each other using his sexy shirtless powers!" cried Tyson.

The rest agrees with him.

This gave Hilary a brilliant idea, "I say we all should stick together and avoid any contact with Kai until this tournament is over. This is after all the Shirtless Kai Fanclub! we are all like family here"

"yeah! Hilary is right"

"we should all share Kai"

"Indeed!"

While the meeting was still ongoing, they were interrupted by the loud intercom telling them to get to the main arena when they didn't and because they thought it's probably not important, Hiro interrupted by bursting in the locker room with a frantic look on his face "Guys! get to the main arena, you NEED to see this!"

Confused, they all went there without any questions and wondered why every team has to be in one place. Kenny guessed Mr. Dickenson has an important announcement. "Probably a short speech by the chairman himself. Something to brighten the mood despite what happened earlier."

"Yeah, that might be it..." the captain of the BBA notice there's only one team missing in the arena "hey guys... wheres Blitzkreig team?"

Hilary notice this too, "huh, you're right. Where are they?"

They have just realized why it was so quiet. There where no shirtless Russian team in sight. Since they were a rebellious bunch, one could only think they did this just to show their rebel nature and screw attending to boring gatherings.

The large LCD screen turned on.

Everybody in the arena stares.

The scene shows Tala and Kai sitting side-by-side on a love sofa they have somehow acquired and Kai was currently petting a very satisfied Bryan like a kitty (he's still wearing bondage clothes).

Tyson and Julia immediately burst into anger "What the fuck is he doing on Kai's lap!?"

Their love interest starts to speak, "Greetings everyone. I have recently discovered that this tournament is nothing more than a trap setup for me. Am I right mr. Dickenson?" the camera pans to the left and there was the old chairman all tied up on a chair with Spencer and Ian guarding him. The old man can only muffle a scream since his mouth has been duct taped.

The camera then pans to Tala "since it's not quite fair to set a tournament that is only meant to trap my sexy friend here. We decided it would be a lot better if all of you would battle it out and I mean ALL of you" Tala clearly addressed this to the general audience who looked willing to join the upcoming massacre.

Kai then made sure they will took the bait by promising them what they truly wanted "only one winner who will emerge victorious will be my lover for all eternity."

Every member of the Shirtless Kai fan-club nervously look at each other. Earlier they made a pact that they were like family and all should share Kai. But everything changed when Kai said this and Kai also added a lewd comment that will surely make them lose their mind.

"I'm gonna fuck the winner hard. All day, all night, so hard you'll forget your own name. So be prepared because I'll be waiting"

After that the screen turns off.

The whole arena was quiet...

Awfully quiet.

It was Kenny who broke the silence by commenting his thoughts on the shirtless duo's public announcement "Guys this is silly. There's no possible way-" he didn't manage to finish when a random beyblade almost hit his face by a few centimeters "AHHHHH!"

"Mwuahahaha DIE cretins! Kai will be mine!"

It was Julia, rampaging on the poor amateur teams. Her brother was helping her too and at the same time he continuously apologize to the poor teams since he was ordered against his will by his apparent blood thirsty sister "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

Team Majestic took advantage in beating up random opponents who are stupid enough to fight them in their season 1 armor.

Barthez Battalion went back to their cheating ways by not involving themselves in the fight but chose to hide somewhere stealthily and ambush anyone passing-by.

Zeo's head exploded. Again. His internal processor could not handle an image of him and Kai having unlimited amount of sexy time. I mean, there's so many positions to explore!

The disqualified members from earlier burst in from the scene after over-hearing the announcement through the stadium speakers. The White tiger's were donning in war paints and all looked feral, almost like they want to devour every poor innocent soul that gets in their way, except only Ray was missing. Everyone suffered horrible cat scratches. One of the victims even thought they might have rabies since Mariah looked like a frothing rabid dog.

Massive crowd squashing was all around and it made difficult for the rest to move. Emily with her massive brain got an idea and used Rick and Steven as bulldozers while she rode on her make-shift chariot which is basically a skateboard she stole somewhere and a belt to whip the two of her team-mates to go faster. "Faster you two! We need to get to the control room while everyone is busy killing each other!"

While at the safety inside the Control room.

Kai watched the war he had created on the screen with a satisfied smirk. Everything was according to plan. Just to make sure no one can easily get in the control room, he lets Ian and Spencer guard the door. As for Tala, he just do what he pleases, mostly watching the screen with Kai.

"Seriously, Kai what are you really planning to do with Bryan?" he asked

His partner was still petting Bryan's head "he may be of use to me as my personal attack dog"

"How so?"

Kai demonstrated by giving him orders "Bryan! go find Ray. He might be lurking around somewhere and when you see him attack him. Understand?"

"Woof!"

Bryan then goes around sniffing the air for any possible scent of the Chinese blader. Tala was impressed that Bryan had this kind of ability and was actually obedient for once 'I wonder how Kai manipulated him?' While the dual haired sexy devil's attention went back to the screen, Kai was a little worried at what he saw "Hn. this looks bad. It looks like that crazy girl might finish everyone and I can never have my fight with Tyson."

Tala stares back at the screen and saw something beautiful that took his breath away.

It was Julia.

She was punching Johnny to a bloody pulp, proceeds to drop kick Robert at his groin area despite the armor, she dented it, and knocks him out, and then she threw her brother to push Emily out of her 'chariot'. She was in Beast Mode and nothing can stop her.

"Such beauty, such grace..." Tala whispered to himself. He then stood up valiantly, pointing his finger at the screen (specifically at Julia) and loudly shouts "I must have her as my bride!" His producer butts in and warns him of breach of contract "Tala, the contract specifically says you are to remain single unless the contract ends or the show is to be cancelled. If you you're not single anymore, you'll be facing an expensive lawsuit."

Out of frustration, Tala literally punch a wall and made a hole in it, immediately scaring his producer "Fuck! this is my chance of finding true love! What am I going to do!?"

The female in their TV crew sighed dreamily. Tala in anguish is sexy.

Meanwhile...

Since she was not a blader herself or much less of a fighter Hilary quickly ran back to the locker room bringing Kenny along with her. This left Tyson all alone, not that he didn't mind but Hilary could tell something really bad is about to happen when she saw there was a large maniacal grin on the Champions' face when Kai announced that the winner will be his eternal lover and will have unlimited amount of sex. His nose excessively bleeds at the very thought of it.

Tyson chuckled darkly, "heheheh... Today is my lucky day," he took out Dragoon from his pocket "ol' buddy, you and me will catch a birdie"

He felt like nothing will stop him as he bravely walks into the war zone with Dragoon on his hands and screams...

"Let it Riiiiiip!"

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To be Continued...

WARNING! Spoiler alert!

"Shut up and take it like a man Tyson!"

Tyson whimpered "Ow! you're aggressively attacking me from behind"

Hearing the whole exchange, Ray figures the worst "They're having sex! NOOOOOOO!"


(A/N): Hello everyone! looks like we'll be having a long chapter in the next update. Will Tala get his true love without legal issues to stop him? Where the hell is Ray? Why is Bryan a dog now and will he die? until next time!

And now a special message to the reviewers...

Frostic Queen - I hope you are happy that Bryan is Kai's personal attack dog

Cinderburst Flames - Your psychic powers are strong. It WAS a bloody massacre! mwuahahah!

blackneko2002 - I was in hell too! how come we never met there? we could have taken over that place *wink*

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