AN: Hey guys! So, Relena drabbles are through for now, but there will be more. For now, humor!
Disclaimer: I do not own FFVII, that would be Square-Enix.
Note: Has been redone due to bad formatting.
Reno had stealth, and he used this stealth to sneak into places, namely Tseng's office.
Seeing that Tseng wasn't there, and spotting Tseng's coffee cup, he pulled out his bottle of vegatable oil and a deflated balloon..
'This has to get that stick out of Tseng's--' Reno's thought was cut off when the phone rang.
Cursing his luck, he picked it up.
"Hello!" Said a friendly voice. "I'd like to speak with Mr. Tseng please."
"Uhh...He's not here." Reno replied.
"Oh, well, can you take a message?" Reno scowled and swore.
"Uhh, Sir?" The voice said.
"Err...I mean... Help! I'm being attacked!"He knocked over an end table and broke a lamp for effect.
The voice gasped.
Looking around again, he saw the balloon from his latest prank. Picking it up and putting it to his lips, it was soon full of air. Grabbing a nearby pen, and placing the balloon next to the phone, he suddenly punctured it.
POP!
"Agh! I've been shot!" And with that, he hung up the phone and went back to his vegatable oil.
'I hate taking messages.'
AN: Hee hee. Very true, I hate taking messages too. So, based on a comic in Calvin and Hobbes, whom you should know who belongs to. Review! They make me so happy, and make me update faster!
