A/N: Thanks! Once I get this posted, I'll post the other deleted scene that you've provided, too.


Read It and Weep: Deleted Scene 1: Don't Drink and Fly, Kids! (Also Applejack returns from her moon trip)

*Ah! Another beautiful morning in Eques...oh, what am I saying? It's ALWAYS a beautiful morning in Equestria! Seriously, do we ever get any DIFFERENT weather here besides from snow and thunder and lightning storms? I mean, every morning is pretty much just the same in all these episodes. Well anyway, down in some grassy...fieldy...part of town...okay, the best way I can describe this particular location is if you watch the opening scene of Read It and Weep for yourself. Pinkie Pie and Rarity are watching a very, very, very, VERY drunk from yesterday Rainbow Dash drunkly doing flying tricks in the clear blue sky.*

(Yes. This indicates that Read It and Weep takes place immediately the day after the events of The Super Cider Squeezy 6000. That's why Rainbow Dash is still drunk from the cider drinking competition and is about to get herself ended up in hosp...I musn't tell you anymore or I shall spoil this deleted scene.)

Twilight Sparkle: Hey, Rarity. Hey, Pinkie Pie.

Sunrise Blossom: Morning, girls. Beautiful day, huh? The sun is shining, the birds are singing, not a cloud in the sky.

Twilight Sparkle: (looks skyward) Uh, what are you two looking at?

Sunrise Blossom: Yeah. Are you two bird watching or some...(spots the drunken rainbow pony flying in the sky)...oh no.

Rarity: Listen here, Rainbow Dash! Pinkie Pie and I are NOT gonna say this again! You are NOT flying in that state!

Rainbow Dash: (still flying very drunkly in the sky) Ha, ha, ha...(Hic)...ha! Well, I'm getting...(Hic)...better! (Hic) Why don't you come on up here and stop me, Tariry? (Hic)!

Rarity: IT'S RARITY!

Twilight Sparkle: Is she STILL drunk from the cider drinking contest with Berry Punch that happened yesterday?

Pinkie Pie: Apparently, she got so drunk yesterday that she ended up drinking even MORE bottles of cider and got SO drunk that she's STILL in this state!

Sunrise Blossom: STILL?! Okay, who's idea was it to get Rainbow Dash overly drunk for the first time in her life yesterday?

Berry Punch: (hiding in her alcholic beverage selling store) Not me. (Hic)

Twilight Sparkle: Oh no! This is bad!

Pinkie Pie: Even worse than Applejack getting punished for writing to Celestia about NOT learning anything yesterday?

Twilight Sparkle: (realises that Applejack is still grounded for a week) Okay, not THAT bad. But still bad! (Begins calling out to Rainbow) Rainbow Dash! You have to come back down here now! You'll get hurt flying like a drunken pony!

Rainbow Dash: (still flying like a completley drunken idiot in the sky) Lighten up, egghead! You read-(Hic) books! You'd know about this! I'm at that PERFECT level where I fly-(Hic) better!

Sunrise Blossom: Better?

Pinkie Pie: Can you just angle yourself so you at least crash in the lake?

Rainbow Dash: (she's STILL flying in the sky completely drunk from yesterday) Oh, hush up, guys! (Hic) Look at me! I'm undeniably-(Hic) the fastest I've ever...(crash lands into the ground leaving a pegasus-shaped hole)

Twilight, Sunrise, Rarity and Pinkie: (wincing) Oohh.

Pinkie Pie: That's gonna leave a mark for sure.

Sunrise Blossom: Yeah. I think we'd better get her to a hospital.

Twilight Sparkle: (hears someone else falling from the sky) Wait? Do you hear that?

Rarity: Hear what, darling?

Applejack: (falling from the sky) LOOK OUT BELOW!

Twilight, Sunrise, Rarity and Pinkie: APPLEJACK?!

Sunrise Blossom: Watch out for Rainbow...(Applejack crash lands into the pegasus-shaped hole and lands on Rainbow Dash injuring her wings)...Dash.

Rainbow Dash: (from inside the pegasus-shaped hole) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! MY WINGS!

Applejack: (from inside the pegasus-shaped hole) Oops. Sorry there, Rainbow.

Twilight Sparkle: Now we REALLY have to get Rainbow to the hospital!


A/N: Yup, definitely time for the hospital. Medic! R&R everyone!