Phineas and Ferb belong to Jeff & Dan & Disney... not me.

Candace and Ferb

18-year-old Candace and her 14-year-old step-brother were sitting in the coffee shop.

"How's school going?" The red-headed girl asked. Ferb shrugged his shoulders in response and pondered the latte in front of him. "Ferb?" She asked him and he glanced up at her. "Has Phineas asked Isabella out yet?"

His shoulders shook slightly and his lips twitched as he tried not to laugh. Ferb shook his head in response. Candace actually laughed. "That is pretty funny isn't it?"

"So, Ferb. You're dating someone aren't you?" She asked him. The green-haired teen nodded in response. "I hope you're treating her with respect." Candace said. Annoyed, Ferb looked at her and narrowed his eyes. "Of course, you are. I'm just kidding." She said and laughed lightly. "Though, seriously. Who is she? Have Mom and Dad met her?" Ferb nodded in response.

Candace continued to barrage him with questions. "Have you held her hand? Have you put your arm around her waist? Have you kissed her? Have you run your fingers through her hair?" Ferb sat through the questioning not saying anything, just waiting for this clone of his sister to stop talking. The real Candace would never take this much interest in his personal life. He was starting to wonder if Phineas was behind this.

"Candace." Ferb said softly. She looked at him, smiled and motioned for him to continue. Ferb tilted his head then continued. "You're a dear sister, who obviously wants to see that my love life is just as satisfying as her own." Candace breathed a sigh of relief. "Yes, that's exactly it." Ferb raised his finger indicating he's not quite finished talking yet. "I say this with utmost respect... Butt out."