I have been idealess for quite a while. A long while. I've just been thinkin' about different stories. But, the time of year has come again… Behold! The Three-day late ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL!
There will be a big party, combining the anniversary and my birthday. Review if you want an invitation.
CL: Yes, I will be there. And look out for the Spiky One.
Cloud: Who, me?
Isaac: No, me.
Tayler: We haven't had a disclaimer in awhile….
Who needs it? This is FAN fiction; no one owns anything! Besides, if the people want a disclaimer they can move their mouse over to that little chapter dropdown thingy and skip back to Chapter 1.
Shadow: Tayler and I will be there! And Num, you didn't think me up. Four Swords Adventures did.
Oops…I DO NOT OWN SHADOW! DON'T LISTEN TO THE PREVIOUS CHAPTERS! I REALLY DON'T OWN HIM! THAT WAS WRITTEN BEFORE I KNEW A DAMN THING ABOUT FSA!
Isaac: Shoosh! YL's coming!
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And yes, Young Link was walking down the halls…when he got pulled into the shadows. Yay. So unexciting.
"Mmmph!" mmmph'd Young Link.
"Chill, it's only me," the figure reassured as he revealed himself as Shadow. "Look, there's a party coming up, I mean a BIG party, with me and Num and the Spiky One and-"
Young Link groaned. "No. I'm not going to anymore of Num's (CENSORED-bad boy YL!) parties! They're too short and too insane!"
"Tayler's coming…."
"Where the hell is my invitation?"
"Dude, you're the main character. Just show up."
"You tell him, FSA dude!" exclaimed Numdenu appearing from nowhere.
Both the Links jumped back. "Gyah! Where did you come from?" they asked in unison.
Num rapped on Young Link's skull. "Duh, I'm a GHOST. Now, I need help party planning. Lessee…I'll invite Silver Ferret, Mullenium Master, Master Disaster, ummm…has anyone seen Uber Spoons in the past six months? Hmmm…Razzkat, Qwertumz, maybe Joebthegreat…oh, and anyone who says they want to come in their review. But please people, keep it single digit. Maybe I should contact OrpheumZero…he'll be thrilled to know MC: DD's up again…."
Young Link tapped his foot impatiently. "This isn't supposed to be your ranting time, Num. Wait until the end of the chapter, please!"
"Sheesh, tough crowd," grumbled Num. "Now…what should we have for fun? I've ordered five Gamecubes, with one of each of the other platforms. Oh, and we may be getting a Wii rented. Complete with Twilight Princess! I've also got board games, some SP's and DS's, three copies of Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, popcorn, soda, diet soda (I think the regulars taste like cough syrup), Lon lon milk, water of course, pizza, crab legs-"
"Where's our say in what's going on?" questioned Shadow.
"I think better when I rant, but I don't want to look like an idiot ranting to myself. Rice, hamburgers, soft pretzels, cookies, ice cream from Coldstone, doughnuts, German chocolate cake…am I forgetting anything? Oh yeah, DDR and laptops! Okay, now who NOT to invite…you can help now."
"Captain Falcon!" chirped Young Link.
"Ganondorf! Leave him out!" cheered Shadow.
"Right, that plus Bush supporters, Navi, and Tatl. Okay, that's who not to invite. We need to keep it secret from them, okay? Especially the Bush Supporters; I'm a frickin' Democrat."
Young Link sighed impatiently. "Are we done yet?"
"Hold on; one more thing," Shadow said with a smirk before whispering Hylian stuff in Young Link's ear. From their facial expressions, Num could tell they were plotting.
"Okay, what are you two planning?"
Both boys smiled innocently. "Just sumpin' for the party!" they replied in sickeningly sweet singsong voices. They winked at each other. She must not know their plans.
Young Link whispered something back to Shadow, who nodded with a bigger smile. Num was getting rather annoyed at this, so she tried to grab them, but they dashed off, leaving her to trip on an ethereal tranquilizer….
This can't be good, she thought as the tranquilizer dart pierced her fairly normal skin….
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YL: Nuttin much this chapter….
Shadow: Now, what we were talking about was that we've decided to set up a "Whack-An-Authoress" booth at the party! Feel free to join in all the Num-bashing you can stand!
YL: But you can't tell Num!
Shadow: Reviews are appreciated.
