My absolutely, perfect normal life… ARE YOU CRAZY? NOT!

Chapter 26

"Kai's Enemy"

I opened my eyes and yawned. The breeze slowly seeps through the window crack as it blew towards my tiring face. I gave one more yawn and sat up from my bed.

I rub my eyes and squealed as I stretch once more.

Man, yesterday was the best moment of my life. Seeing April suffer, April's dad loves my cooking, and… I met a guy name Ray! Uh… I guest he's sort of cute… well… yeah.

I got out of bed and stretch again. Man I got to stop stretching; I think I'm going to crack a bone on my way to the bathroom. As usual, I did my daily routine.

After I took a shower, I place on a white saggy t-shirt saying "Number one Doofus" and some black skinny jeans. As usual, I let my hair down.

I ran down the stairs, kiss my little brother on the cheek, which he started to gag and fall on the floor dramatically, and I went to the kitchen to get an apple.

I saw my mother puckering her lips forward, what's her problem? She was leaning against my direction and I smiled. I ran right pass her, seeing her surprise look and left the house. I smiled while I was walking to school; this is so going to be a great day of school!

I took the short cut and about twenty or thirty minutes later I made it to school. It was stranger though… everyone was… saying hi to me. No one has ever talked to me like that or said hi to me… what the hell is going on?

"Hey!" I whirled right around and saw Tala coming my way, I my drop my bag and my jaw snap down.

"T-Tala… what on earth are you wearing?" I trailed off…

Tala, what before my eyes was a terrible sight to begin with. He was wearing a pink spaghetti dress, a white tank top, and… HIS HAIR!? IT'S ALL STRAIGHT AND PRETTY! WHAT DID HE DO TO MAKE THE LORD PUNISH HIM!?

"Oh, you like the new look? I think it's hot!" Tala said a girly accent. I gulp, Tala… what has gotten into-

"Oh hey Tala. Wow, nice dress Hun, fabulous!" I look to my side and saw Tyson coming this way. My eyes nearly fell from my sockets.

"Tyson!? What on earth are you wearing!?" I nearly screamed this time. Tyson turn to my direction and smiled. I could see he was really was really bad at putting on lipstick…

"Oh… I know, this wasn't the outfit I wanted to wear today but… oh well, it makes me look slimmer anyways" Tyson explained as he dramatically pose. I sweat drop, oh geez…

But… if these two idiots are wearing these kinds of clothes then… OH MY GOD, KAI!

As if on cue, the world turned dark. I saw everyone step aside against their lockers. I gulp… please lord, if you love me, then-

Too late. He was coming. Tala and Tyson stood their ground placing some make up on. I trembled in fear.

Kai Hiwatari was walking in slow motion. He was wearing a black tank top with a pink vest over it and was wearing a purple spaghetti skirt as well. Thank god he didn't have make up but… CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!?

"Yo" he said as he came forward. I nearly lost my balance.

"K-Kai! N-nice… outfit?" I said as I tried not to laugh. Kai gave a genuine smile.

"Thank you… I bought it at HVM!" Kai squealed. I almost fainted.

"Very nice… uh… very…" I said with a giggle.

Suddenly, I felt a strong pair of arms around my waist. I look up… Kai?

"K-Kai, w-what a-a-are you d-d-d-d-d-doing?" I said as Kai drew closer to me.

"I… lo-"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" I screamed. I look around frantically and sigh deeply. Holy shit, it was only a dream… no, not a dream, more like a nightmare…. Wait… a funny nightmare, yeah that's it.

I look around and notice something outside my window. I sigh, it's still dark… ugh, might as well get myself ready, beside it's only eight twenty am…. Wait a minute… eight twenty am? That can't be-

I stumbled out of bed and ran towards my window. I opened it and a black sheet of paper fell, hitting the ground outside my house. I growled. I know who would have done this… getting a black sheet of paper from a fifty cents store, using tape poorly, and that signature he wrote on the paper…

"KYLE! YOU ARE SO DEAD!" I screamed. But before I could beat him up to a bloody pulp, I headed inside the bathroom for a nice, relaxing, warm shower.

"AHHHHHH!! IT'S COLD!!" I screamed.

After five minutes in the bathroom, I headed to my room and dry myself. Once that was done, I place on an over large slim white t-shirt saying "Number one Loser" and a pair of blue skinny jeans. Whoa… these are the clothes I wore in my dream…. Well, almost that is. Anyways, my hair was always down!

With a good stretch, I ran downstairs to the kitchen. There… I saw my little brother.

"Kyle…" I started with a sweet voice.

"Hm?" Kyle smiled. Oh that ugly smile….

"What was that black sheet hanging from my window with your low excuse of tape?" I ask so nicely, I felt like snow white.

"Um… I think I was trying to prank you…" Kyle said as he place a finger on his chin. I glared at him and whack him on the head, making Kyle fall on the floor dramatically.

"And have a good day to you as well" I said with a victory smile. I pass right by him and grab an apple from the fridge.

I turn around and saw my mom puckering her lips towards me. I raise an eyebrow; ok… can she be more uglier than she is now? I smiled to myself and ran right pass her, seeing the expression she gave just now was priceless.

I grab Drake, who was still sleeping and dress him.

I headed out of my house and ran to school with Drake in my arms. I didn't take the short-cut but I took the extra short-cut. It only took me forty minutes to get there, hey, not bad right?

I headed inside and everything seems to be normal, people talking, students minding there own business, and no one talking to me. I sigh in relief… thank goodness, everything seems pretty normal.

"Hey" I turn around slowly and nervously. I quickly relax… thank goodness, Tala isn't in a dress.

"Hey, you ok?" Tala asks me. I smiled at him and nodded my head.

"OF COURSE I WOULD BE! WHO WOULDN'T!?" I shouted with a smiled. That earns me a whack on my beautiful head.

"OWW!"

"WILL YOU SHUT UP!? IT'S EARLY IN THE DAMN MORNING ARIES!" Tala shouted back.

"Will you two shut up?" we both turn around and saw Kai coming our way. I sigh, thank goodness. He's not in a freaking dress too.

"Hey Kai" I said with a smile. Drake was still sleeping in my arms, sucking his thumb. Kai ruffled Drake's hair as he kept on sleeping.

"Tala, where's Sarah?' I ask. All of a sudden Tala started pulling his hair in frustration. Uh… poor… thing?

"Tyson freaking has my daughter! He better not be late!" he said.

After a while, Drake woke up and started playing with my hair. Kai just kept a close eye on Drake and I while I was counting the swearing words Tala was saying.

"Fu-"

"Twenty-five"

"You kept count?'

"Yup!"

"Wow Aries, you have no life"

"Oh shut up Tala!"

Suddenly… it felt like disaster struck. In the halls where the poor innocents are, Tyson came… in a mother's dress! (A/n: you know those clothes that mother's use to wear… uh… I think they where a dress then an apron… well that's it bla!)

"Maybe my dream was real…" I muttered. There he is, walking in slow motion, wearing make up while carrying Sarah in his arms. Also his hair was down since it's not in a pony tail… hey he's pretty cute… well, as in he looks like a freaking girl.

"Hey honeys!" Tyson yelled in a girlish accent as he skips towards us. I nearly smiled at him as Kai and Tala watch in disgust.

"Good morning Tyson, I love what you did to your hair Hun" I said with a wink. Tyson wink back.

"Thank you, I-"

"Tyson…. What in the world are you wearing!?" Tala practically shouted. I took a step back and stand beside where Kai was. Kai just smirk while watching the sight.

"Well Tala dear"

"Don't call me that"

"I was so cleaning out my room until I saw this baby in my closet. Isn't it adorable? And since today were going to find out who's won the trip to Disney land, I had to get dress for the occasion" Tyson said with a smile. Tala nearly fell down.

I simply nodded and took out a black note book and a pen "9:45am… Tyson gets dress for occasion" I said to myself.

Kai look over and raise an eyebrow.

"What the hell is this?" he asks. I turn to look up at him and smiled.

"It's my 'Tyson smart' book" I said with a cocky smile. Kai rolled his eyes.

"Ugh, what ever Tyson! Just get the hell out of that dress!" Tala shouted. I turn to look at Tyson who was al teary eye.

"YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" he shouted dramatically while throwing Sarah in the air for Kai to catch and running away in slow motion like in those beach movies where the life guards run slowly.

"Tyson wait!" Tala shouted, also running in slow motion.

I laugh evilly, I feel like tripping them.

-In class….-

"Hello class! How was your week end with the brats- I mean blessings from above?" the family life ask.

The class groans. I guest being a parent is hard! I mean… Kai and I lost Drake for peat sakes! I will never let that happen… since Drake is gone now. The baby sitters took the kids away when we got into class. Tyson and I started crying really hard while Kai was fiddling with his pencil and Tala snoring.

"Anyways… let's see who won the trip shall we?" the family teacher held the envelope with all the trip guide and tickets. I was leaning forward, waiting for the answer until I lean forward too much and fell on top some kid.

"Sorry!" I shouted, trying to get up.

"Aries?" a voice I hardly recognize said.

"Neh?" I said as I stared deeply into his eyes. Well, not a lovey dovey way, I mean like… I seen him before.

"Aries! It's me, Ray!"

"Who the hell are you!? Are you stalking me!? Oh my god, I don't know you Ray… but… wait, did you say Ray?" I ask again. Ray nodded his head a yes.

Three minutes later…

"I still don't know you" suddenly I heard someone banging there head. I look down, it was Ray.

"Aries! Remember at April's place, you were our master chief?" he said, trying to refresh my memory.

Five minutes later…

"OHHHH!! RAY! OH MY GOSH IT'S YOU! I NEVER KNEW YOU GO TO THIS SCHOOL!" I shouted while hugging him. Many students stared but like hell I give a damn.

"Yeah, I just transferred" he replied, returning the hug.

"WILL YOU TWO BE QUIET? GOD DAMN IT!" the family life teacher shouted. Ray and I kept quiet until she open the envelope.

"THE WINNER IS APRIL SINCE SHE BRIBES ME AND ALL, HAVE A FREAKING GOOD DAY!" she shouted while leaving the class.

Everyone started swearing and throwing stuff around. Obviously I was piss off! WHAT THE HELL IS HER FREAKING PROBLEM!?

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"Damn it! We should have won that!" I shouted.

Kai whack me on the head. School was over and it was finally the end of the day. Tala and Tyson went to the arcade and Ray had to go home. So Kai was walking me home this time… well, I drag him along.

"Ow, what was that for!?" I shouted. Kai glared at me.

"Who the hell was that boy?" he asks. I blush and look away. That jerk, why the hell does he wanna know? Great, if things can get any worse, I am so hungry!

"Um… just a friend Kai" I simply said. I can tell Kai wasn't really convinced.

"Like hell, who is he?" he asks more demandingly. I shot a glare at him.

"Why the hell would you wanna know? You wouldn't care anyways" I resorted.

I started to walk faster until I drop my bag. All my things came out and I started to swear like crazy. I started to pick up all my things with the help of Kai.

Suddenly… that was my worse mistake.

"Aries… why is his phone number in your bag?" he ask with a deadly tone hinted in his voice. I gulp.

"That's not his phone number… that's… uh… Barney's phone number" I said with a nervous laugh.

"Yeah, sure, I believe you. So tell me why it says 'Ray's phone number, call me'?" he asks.

I quickly swipe it from him and gathered all my things. I ran away as fast as I could and headed home.

Geez, that snob!

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Kai's pov;

Who ever this Ray person is… he's going down. How dare he ask Aries out! That freaking loser-

"Hey" I turned around rapidly and glared.

"You must be Ray" I sneered.

"And you must be Kai" he glared back.

It was a moment of silence until I spoke up.

"I want you to stay away from her" I said firmly. Suddenly, I heard him laugh.

"Me? Stay away from her? Hah, I should be telling you that" Ray laugh.

"I mean it; you stay away from Aries…" I started to growl.

"Hn, will see Kai… will see…" and with that, Ray walk away.

I clench my fists together and glared as he walk on.

"My new enemy…"


Kirisu- hello! so how's is everyone!? anyways, here is the next chapter. Oh yeah... no one entered my contest... :'(

oh well... it's ok, i guess all of you are busy. anyways please dont mind the mistakes, review and no flames! ja ne 4 now!