A/N- I enjoyed writing this one A LOT, so I'm hoping you enjoy reading it! Let me know :)

Also, please bear with me on my characterization of Diane! We only get a small peak at her in the TV series, so I had to improvise.


"Al, are you sure this is okay to wear?" Piper asks her girlfriend.

Piper is standing in her living room checking over her outfit one last time. Their bags are packed and they're ready to spend the weekend at Alex's mom's. Piper's nervous; she's eager to make a good first impression. She's well aware how important Diane is to Alex, so it's important to Piper that she and Diane get along well. Piper's been obsessing over her outfit, projecting her nerves for the weekend onto her clothing. Alex told her to dress casual, so Piper is wearing her softest pair of skinny jeans and a blue blouse.

"Yes, Pipes. You look beautiful. And it's really fine; you don't need to be so nervous!" Alex says to her girlfriend. Alex is wearing tight black jeans, a white V-neck, and a black and red flannel. She has on her signature black combat boots. Piper almost jumped her when she came in the door; the blonde was a big fan of the outfit.

"I just want her to like me!" Piper responds.

"She'll love you babe. Just like I do." Alex grabs Piper's hands. "Well, not exactly like I do." Alex winks.

"I've missed you loving me…" Piper says in a low voice, stepping closer to Alex.

Alex and Piper haven't had sex the past few weeks except for a frantic quickie a week and a half ago. Alex was swamped at work so it just didn't happen. This has been one of their longest dry spells ever. They didn't even have time to sext, besides a few dirty texts here and there.

"I know Pipes, I'm sorry. We've been crazy busy with the merger these past few weeks. I've missed you too. I'm looking forward to spending the whole weekend with you."

"Me too. And I'm so excited to meet your mom and see the town where you grew up." Piper smiles. "It's going to be hard not to touch you, though."

Alex laughs. "Piper, you can touch me."

"Not in front of your mom! What if she sees or hears us or something!" Piper exclaims.

"Babe, my mom is my best friend. And I'm an adult! It's not a secret to her that I have a healthy sex life." Alex smiles.

"But I don't want her to think I'm some insatiable woman who can't keep her hands off you!"

"Uh, is that not what you are?" Alex raises her eyebrow. "Cause I'm pretty sure you very much are an insatiable woman who can't keep her hands off me." She smiles.

"It'd be too weird! It's your mom!"

"Piper, I'm horny as fuck already. You know I don't do well going too long without sex. The past few weeks I haven't even really had time to think about it because I've been so busy, but now that that's done with all the horniness is hitting me full force. And I'm going to be with your sexy self all weekend, so I was certainly planning on fucking." Alex says.

"I want you too baby, so bad." Piper kisses Alex. "But I don't want her to think I'm a slut!"

"My mom is not going to think that. She's really cool, I promise. But it's fine Pipes, we don't have to have sex then. It's your choice babe" Alex pecks Piper's lips. She knows she and Piper will end up fucking. And she knows that Piper knows it too deep down, she is just nervous to meet her mom and is trying to be perfectly well behaved. But Alex knows her girlfriend, and knows how needy she is, and Alex is fully confident she'll be getting laid this weekend.

"I love you, Al." Piper says.

"I love you too Piper. Are you ready to go?" Alex asks.

Piper nods, and the two women head out to Alex's car.


After a car ride full of Piper fidgeting and asking Alex every detail imaginable about her mom to be prepared, they arrive at Diane's house.

"Wow, this place is really nice. I can't believe you bought this for her. You're incredible." Piper says grabbing Alex's hand.

"It's no big deal, really. She did everything for me growing up. She worked four jobs so we could get by. After her cancer scare and when I finally had some money, it was the first thing I wanted to do. She deserves this and more. And it wasn't easy convincing her to let me do this even! But I showed her this house and I knew she would absolutely fall for it. It's in the same neighborhood I grew up in so she's near all her friends. And she insisted on decorating my room here exactly how it was at our old apartment, so you'll get a glimpse into teenage Alex." Alex squeezes her girlfriend's hand.

"You're the most generous, kind, and humble person I've ever met. I love you so much." Piper says with emotion to Alex, stopping in the driveway to kiss her. "And I'm excited to see your recreated childhood bedroom!"

"You know what'd be kind of kinky?" Alex smirks.

"What?" Piper whispers, irrationally paranoid that Diane can hear them from inside.

"Fucking you on every surface of my childhood bedroom. Just finger fucking you really hard in front of all my dumb teenage posters. Licking your clit on my twin bed with my teenage comforter on it. Kind of kinky, don't you think babe?" Alex asks. Just the thought is getting her hot. She's totally focused on Piper and her mom meeting, but she still can't help the horny feelings brewing inside her. Going so long without having sex with Piper was torture and now she's with her but can't even fuck her right now.

"That does sound really hot." Piper responds. "But like I said, I can't have sex with you with your mom there! I wish I could let go of my inhibitions, but you know how uptight I can be." Piper says honestly.

"It's all good babe, I'll just have sex with myself. I'll really be reliving the early teenage years then. I'm much better at fucking myself now, though. Like, really damn good at it. Fingering myself and rubbing my wet clit just how I like it." Alex grins.

"Alex, I'm meeting your mom in like less than a minute, you can't make me horny right now!" Piper exclaims.

"I can make you horny whenever I want. You're mine." Alex says with lust in her voice. She knows that Piper gets off on her being possessive and dominant. She's in the mood to tease Piper, and at least if Piper is horny she won't be focusing on her nerves.

"Fuck Alex…" Piper groans.

"Still not going to fuck me?" Alex smiles.

"No!" Piper chuckles.

"Hmm, we'll see about that." Alex teases. She's enjoying this game with Piper. They both know they're going to be having sex, it's just a matter of how long Piper can keep up this front.

Alex and Piper step up to the front door, and Piper rings the doorbell.

"Pipes baby, we really can just walk in!" Alex laughs.

"That'd be rude! I've never met your mother, I can't just walk in."

Alex grabs Piper roughly and gives her a quick but hard kiss. It's so passionate it makes Piper's knees go weak. The kiss is too steamy for Piper to even have the capacity to worry that Diane will be opening the door any minute and could catch them.

"Babe, breathe. Just relax. My mom is going to love you, just be your wonderful self." Alex says soothingly.

Piper takes a deep breath, and Diane opens the door.

Before Alex can even hug Diane, she stops her daughter.

"Didn't I tell you that you never have to ring the bell like a stranger?" She says to Alex with a big smile.

"Sorry Ma, Piper wanted to be polite since she's never met you" Alex smirks, knowing Piper is going to want to kill her for that. She gives her mom a huge hug.

When they release, Diane turns right to Piper.

"Piper, it's an absolute pleasure to meet you. And as far as I'm concerned, you're as good as family. So no need to worry about being rude! You can make yourself at home." Diane says cheerily.

"Thanks so much, I'm so happy to finally get the chance to meet you. Alex has told me so much about you." Piper sticks her hand out to shake Diane's hand.

Diane engulfs her in a big hug. Piper embraces her, feeling at home already. Her mom was never a hugger even with her own children, and now Diane is showing her kindness seconds after meeting her.

"We're a hugging family, Piper." Diane smiles at the blonde.


The three of them talk for almost half an hour at the entryway. The conversation flows and Piper already is a huge fan of Diane.

"Now come on in you two! Enough standing at the door like strangers."

Piper and Alex walk further into the house, and Piper immediately notices all the pictures of Alex. The entryway is full of frames with the brunette's face. Alex at kindergarten, Alex at her science fair, Alex at soccer games, the list goes on and on. There are even some with Alex and Nicky. It's instantly heartwarming to Piper to see how obviously Diane loves Alex, and how proud she is. Piper is excited to get to look at all the pictures later.

"You comin' kid?" Alex asks Piper, noticing her trying to look at all the pictures.

"Yup, sorry!" Piper hurries to meet them in the kitchen.

It smells incredible when she walks in.

"Piper, I'm making tacos. It's one of Alex's favorite meals. Will that be okay for you?" Diane asks.

"Yes, absolutely. It smells delicious. Thank you."

"I also heard you happen to be a fan of margaritas, which happen to go great with tacos. So I'm going to whip some up for us."

"Oh that's perfect, thanks." Piper gives a big smile to Diane, and then makes eye contact with Alex and is met with pure happiness in the brunette's eyes.

"Can we help, Ma?" Alex asks.

"Not a chance! I got this. You go show Piper around a little bit." Diane insists.

"We'll be back soon and we'll set the table." Alex responds. Her mom is always insistent on not accepting help, so Alex picks her battles.

"Want a tour, Pipes?" Alex grins.

"Please!" Piper exclaims.

Alex grabs Piper's hand and leads her to the living room. The couch is facing a gorgeous fireplace with a flat screen TV over it. Piper knows that Alex payed to furnish the house, and is again impressed with this woman.

"So this is the living room, obviously. This is where we spend most of our time when I'm here. Watching TV or reading by the fireplace and just hanging out." Alex says.

"It's beautiful, I love it." Piper says honestly.

"I tried to make the whole house pretty homey. My mom likes to live somewhere that actually seems lived in." Alex explains.

"I love that." Piper answers.

Next Alex leads Piper to the dining room.

"This is where we eat if my mom has more people over. Usually though we just eat in the kitchen, we like to keep it simple. My mom wanted to set up in the dining room for dinner with you, but I told her we should just do the usual."

"That's great, thanks Al."

When Alex tries to lead Piper up the stairs, Piper stops to look at some of the pictures of Alex in the study.

"Piper, we really don't have to look at these." Alex says.'

"But I want to!" Piper smiles. "I want to see old pictures of my perfect girlfriend."

"But they're so embarrassing!" Alex whines.

"Even better" Piper winks.

"Okay, what if we finish the tour now and then help my mom, and then I promise to show you old pictures later. I'll bring out a photo album or something." Alex says. She secretly is desperate to get Piper upstairs alone. Seeing Piper in this house that's so important to her is already doing some things for her. She doesn't know how long she can go without touching Piper.

"Okay, deal." Piper agrees and follows Alex up the stairs.

Alex shows Piper her mom's room, the master bedroom. Piper is amazed at how beautiful it is. Alex really went all out. The four poster bed is surrounded by dressers and nightstands with more pictures of Alex. Diane's pride in her daughter is so very evident. The bathroom is connected to a bathroom with a Jacuzzi hot tub.

"This is really incredible too, Al." Piper says in wonder.

"It suits her" Alex responds. "Now to the guest room."

Alex hurries things along and leads Piper to the guest bedroom. She notices Piper checking out her ass in her tight black jeans and smiles. Jackpot.

"Okay, this is the guest bedroom. Usually for my aunts when they come visit. It's a pretty basic extra room." Alex says, moving along quickly.

She points out the extra bathroom in the hallway to Piper, and then pulls her into her bedroom.

"And this is me" Alex says, waving her arms around her room.

Piper walks around slowly and takes it all in.

It's exactly what she pictured a teenage Alex's bedroom looking like. The walls are a dark blue and are covered in old band posters. There's a huge bookshelf full of Alex's favorite books from her childhood, and another huge shelf with CDs and records. The bedspread is a quilt that was sewed with some of Alex's old t-shirts. There is a dresser with pictures and trophies on top. Piper notices one with Nicky and Alex at college together smiling wide. There's one with Alex and her mom at a carnival when Alex was younger. Piper's heart melts when she sees the next picture. Alex has a frame with a picture of her and Piper from a day they spent at a nature park. Piper is smiling wide at the camera, and Alex is looking at Piper with a look full of love and admiration. It's one of Piper's favorites.

"Alex…" Piper says softly, looking from the picture to her girlfriend.

"I like having it here when I stay over" Alex confesses adorably.

Piper is feeling such a strong desire for her girlfriend right now. She wants to rip Alex's sexy clothes off and fuck her senseless. But she's still holding back, not wanting to ruin her impression with Diane.

Alex is feeling even hornier than Piper, but she's not hesitant with her mom downstairs. Alex walks over to her door and shuts it, turning the lock to lock it.

She walks slowly over to Piper. Piper easily recognizes the look in the brunette's eyes. She can tell that Alex is horny as FUCK right now.

"Al…" Piper says.

Alex just smiles and stands across from Piper. She slides her hands around Piper's waist, and doesn't wait too long before lowering them to grope her girl's ass.

"Alex, I can't…" Piper groans. She wants Alex so badly. And the door IS locked. But something inside her is still holding her back.

"You can." Alex says roughly before leaning in and consuming Piper's lips. She kisses Piper so strongly that their teeth clatter together. Alex forcefully thrusts her tongue into Piper's mouth and starts to fuck the blonde's mouth with her tongue relentlessly. She sucks Piper's tongue harshly into her mouth and then bites her bottom lip sharply. She can feel Piper sinking into the kiss, and Piper moves her hands to Alex's tits.

Alex smiles and pulls Piper's ass roughly towards her, pushing their fronts together.

As their kiss gets even more frantic, Alex backs Piper up against her dresser and pushes her thigh between the blonde's legs. Piper moans into Alex's mouth and instantly grinds herself against Alex's thigh to increase the contact.

When Alex starts to tug Piper's shirt off, Piper backs away and tries to calm herself down.

"Alex, your mom is going to hear!" Piper whines. She's so turned on now, but her mind is still stopping her body from taking what it wants.

"Who the fuck cares!" Alex says. "She's downstairs and can't hear us! The door is locked baby, it's okay. If you don't want to have sex with me because you don't want to have sex with me, then I'm totally cool with that. But if you want to fuck but are worried about my mom, then don't be! I'm telling you it'll be fine."

"But she could hear us!"

"I'm so fucking horny right now, kid. We can just have a quickie to get it out of our systems and then go help my mom finish dinner. She won't even know."

"I'm sorry baby. I want you, so badly. I just can't" Piper says sadly. She wishes she could just let go and do it.

"Okay Pipes. It's okay then, we don't have to." Alex says. She takes a few deep breaths and tries to calm her raging libido.

"Sorry, Al" Piper says, kissing Alex on the cheek.

"Don't be, it's totally fine." Alex smiles. "I bet your panties are wrecked right now for me though. All that delicious wetness I love to taste."

"Mmm Alex." Piper groans.

"Actually though, I can always have a little appetizer." Alex smirks and unzips Piper's pants. Piper knows Alex gave up on the idea of fucking for right now, so she lets Alex continue.

Alex undoes Piper's jeans and slips her hand inside her panties. She's met with an absurd amount of heat and moisture. Piper must really be fighting with her WASP tendencies if she's that turned on and still won't have sex. Usually she can't hold off.

Alex strokes Piper's pussy a few times and then takes her hand out. She makes eye contact with Piper, and sucks her fingers into her mouth seductively. She licks all of Piper's juices off her fingers. She wanted to do that to tease Piper a bit, but tasting her girlfriend is making it even harder for her to hold off fucking her. Her teasing affected her too, but from the looks of Piper it luckily affected the blonde more. Piper clenches her thighs together and bites her bottom lip.

"We can go help my mom now." Alex smiles, glad her teasing worked.

"Okay" Piper responds, trying to calm herself down.

"Oh! I forgot to show you, the bathroom is right there. There's a shower in there too" Alex points to a door off the inside of her bedroom.

"Oh okay great." Piper says.

"I'm sure you'll be glad there's a bathroom right in here, I know how 'shy' you are." Alex smirks.

"Shut up! That's like barely true." Piper slaps Alex lightly on the shoulder.

"Not true?! What about all those nights you literally went back home because you weren't willing to shit at my apartment?!" Alex laughs. It's a running joke for her how shy Piper is about that.

"Yeah because we had just started dating and that's totally unsexy!" Piper quips back.

"Pipes, you're human. That's a thing humans do. Personally, I like human women. Crazy, I know." Alex chuckles.

"It's embarrassing." Piper says.

"I didn't care though!" Alex replies. "I would've rather you just gone in my bathroom so I would've been able to spend the night with you."

"Alex, if I was going in your bathroom with you right outside, you wouldn't have wanted to have sex with me after." Piper says quietly.

"Fuck yeah I would've! Who cares? I lived with Nicky all through college, that stuff doesn't freak me out." Alex laughs.

"Well I was shy! Sorry I was trying to preserve our romance."

"You were very romantic, baby" Alex chuckles and kisses Piper's forehead. "I mean, until that food poisoning you got from that festival" Alex laughs.

"Alex!" Piper slaps Alex playfully again. "We said we weren't going to talk about that again!"

A few months into dating, Piper and Alex went to a festival in the city. Piper knew the meat she was eating probably wasn't the best idea, but she went for it anyway. They went back to Alex's that night and were in the middle of getting frisky when Piper's stomach started to grumble and she knew it wasn't going to be pretty. She could tell pretty quickly that she wouldn't make it back to her apartment in time, or even a gas station or something. So she pushed Alex off and told her to put her headphones on and not go in after her, and to please not judge her. When Piper was done she came out feeling incredible embarrassed, but Alex was so sweet. She laid Piper down in her bed and helped her dress in a big t-shirt of hers and some comfy cotton panties. Alex brought Piper some water and ginger ale and watched movies in bed with her rubbing her tummy until her stomach settled down and she fell asleep. Piper was so touched by how caring Alex was, and it actually turned into a real bonding moment for them. After that Piper's nervousness of using the bathroom with Alex outside subsided; it couldn't get any worse than that incident so her hesitance went away. After some time passed and Alex thought it was safe though, she liked to tease Piper about the whole incident.

"My point is just that it's all good babe. You're allowed to be comfortable around me. I love you, and your normal bodily functions don't scare me." Alex says with a grin.

"And I appreciate that. Can we be done with this conversation though?"

"Sure, want to not talk?" Alex smirks.

"Funny" Piper laughs and drags her horny girlfriend out of the bedroom and back downstairs.

Unbeknownst to Piper, when Alex was back in her room she got an incredible idea. She remembered she had a few pairs of handcuffs in her closet. While that would be not too out of the ordinary considering how kinky Alex is, they actually weren't obtained for sexual reasons. When Alex was a pre-teen, she had a brief period where she wanted to be a police officer. Her mom bought her the cuffs, and Alex would innocently handcuff her mom and aunts and pretend to arrest them. Her plans for the handcuffs with Piper were a lot less innocent…

Alex smirks to herself and follows Piper back to the kitchen.


"Did Alex show you around, Piper? Or was she too busy enjoying some privacy with you?" Diane says with a laugh.

Piper's face turns bright red, and Alex shoots her a look saying "see?!"

"I'm just kidding, Piper. I just know my daughter." Diane chuckles. "You should've seen her in high school"

"MOM." Alex exclaims, losing the cocky grin she had plastered over her face.

"Oh, please do continue!" Piper laughs, eager to hear this story.

"Please don't!" Alex quips.

"Alex, if our guest wants to hear stories about her girlfriend, who am I to say no?" Diane smiles, shooting Piper a friendly smile.

"Ugh fine" Alex huffs, and starts mixing the margaritas.

"So when Alex was in high school, I still worked long hours as I'm sure she mentioned." Diane starts.

Piper nods, encouraging Diane to continue.

"So she thought that she could bring a girl to our apartment and wouldn't be caught. So one night I walked in and smelled smoke, which raised my suspicions right away because Alex never really smoked."

"I did sometimes!" Alex interjects.

"Yeah, when you were trying to be rebellious, and after sex. I think we know which this one was!" Diane laughs, with Piper joining in.

"Ugh Jesus Christ" Alex mumbles.

"So anyway… I knew something was going on, but I wanted to take advantage of the opportunity. I really didn't care that Alex was having sex, we had a very honest relationship and I mean it's not like I was worried she was going to get pregnant" Diane chuckles.

Piper is loving Diane more and more.

"But Alex certainly wasn't eager for me to catch her in the act, and I wasn't really interested in any details. But I just wanted to prank her a bit. So I quietly walked into the apartment and made sure she didn't hear me. Then I went into my bedroom, which shared a wall with Alex's. Now our apartment wasn't too big and the walls were thin, so I knew this was going to be easy. So I took my stereo and put it near the wall, and blasted some weird, intense, classical music."

Piper is cracking up at this point. Alex is averting eye contact, but is not succeeding in hiding her smile. Her mom is pretty awesome, she's proud of that.

"Oh my God" Piper spits out between laughs.

"So needless to say, anything that was going on in that room stopped. I walked out of my room and sat smack down in the living room. A few minutes later, some redhead is running out of Alex's room, her clothes thrown on and out of place. She was holding her shoes in her hands, and as she ran out of the apartment I whistled the tune of the song I blasted for them."

"Yeah, you were so mean!" Alex exclaims, joining in on the laughter at this point.

"Aren't you glad your mom was cool enough to do that and not just ground you?" Diane asks.

"True." Alex smiles.

"And anyway Piper, I was still a cool mom. I invited Redhead over for dinner the next night and we all had a good time." Diane explains. "And then Alex still decided to bring nobody home for years! Until you, Piper. So you must be pretty damn special. I can already tell you are."

"Alex is so special herself, your daughter is incredible." Piper says earnestly.

"No arguments there!" Diane laughs.

"Thanks you two." Alex smiles with a blush forming on her face. "And for the record, I didn't bring anyone home before because I didn't do the whole relationship thing. But Pipes, I love you and I'm so happy you're here." Alex says, turning to Piper.

Piper smiles at Alex. Her heart is bursting for Alex and her little family.

"Now if we're going to continue this sappiness, I think we need some drinks!" Diane jokes. "How're those coming, Alex?"

"Good. I think I might've made them a little too strong though…"

"That's okay. It'll work out for you Piper. If I get drunk, my embarrassing Alex stories will start flowing even more." Diane says.

"Okay, on second thought maybe we don't need margaritas." Alex quips.

"No, we want margaritas please!" Piper grins.

With Diane simmering the taco meat, Alex leans over to whisper in Piper's ear.

"Drink up babe. I know how horny and needy you get when you drink tequila." Alex whispers.

"Good luck with that" Piper responds, playfully sticking her tongue out at Alex.

"You're going to be doing that again later baby, but your tongue will be somewhere else." Alex says quietly. She sees Piper shut her eyes and take a deep breath, but the blonde reels it in.

"That's very confident."

"I'm a confident person" Alex smirks. "Oh, and I might've forgotten to pack pajamas."

"Alex!" Piper groans, knowing it's not going to be easy to resist her sexy girlfriend.

"Dinner, you two!" Diane yells. "Enough sweet talking and set the table."

"Sure thing Ma" Alex laughs and starts to pull out plates.

Piper sets up utensils, and soon the kitchen table is set for them.

"Alright ladies, tacos are set up on the island. Make your own!" Diane says cheerily.

Alex and Piper load up their tacos and pour themselves margaritas, followed by Diane who insisted on going last.

They all sit down at the kitchen table and start to eat. Alex takes a bite of her taco and moans (not even intentionally this time). Piper notices, and tries to push away her naughty thoughts.

"Ma, this is awesome as always." Alex says to her mom.

"Thanks baby, I'm glad you like them" Diane responds before taking a sip of her margarita. "Jesus Alex! You weren't kidding about these. You're going to have us all drunk tonight."

Alex smiles at her mom, and then throws a secret wink to Piper.

To distract herself, Piper takes her first bite of the taco. It crunches and falls down her chin, much to Alex's amusement.

"You alright there, babe?" Alex asks with a laugh.

"Fine, thanks!" Piper responds. She brings her margarita glass up to her mouth and starts to take a sip.

"Usually you're better at eating things." Alex says nonchalantly.

Piper chokes on her sip of her drink. She's apparently very quickly setting the impression that she can't eat like a normal adult.

Piper shoots Alex a look, earning only a wink back from the brunette.

"Piper's eaten a lot of exotic foods, ma. She has a great taste" Alex says simply. Diane is oblivious to Alex's innuendos, and starts asking Piper about some of the foods she's eaten.


Many tacos and drinks later, the conversation is still flowing and the three women have barely stopped laughing. Diane is telling Piper the story about how Alex came out to her.

"So I knew from early on that Alex was gay, and I obviously had no problems with it from the start. But it took Alex awhile to tell me, even with how close we were." Diane explains.

"I was in middle school! If I admitted I liked girls, I would be admitting I was sexually attracted to people at all. I was too scared it'd be weird!" Alex laughs.

"Well anyway, I was waiting for Alex to tell me when she was ready. So one day she was reading in her room and I went in to change her sheets." Diane starts.

"Oh god this is so embarrassing" Alex groans.

"Please do continue, then!" Piper says with a laugh.

"With pleasure!" Diane responds to Piper. "So Alex stepped over to her desk as I changed the sheets, and under her mattress I found a magazine with Cindy Crawford on the cover sporting a bikini. I tried to pretend I didn't notice, but Alex knew that I saw it. So we sat down and she told me she liked girls."

"Cindy Crawford, huh?" Piper asks Alex with a smile.

"Yeah! She was hot, and I was a curious teenage lesbian. What can I say?" Alex shrugged.

"So Piper, I've teased Alex a lot tonight. Any chance we get to hear some embarrassing stories about you?" Diane asks, pouring each of them another round of drinks.

"I don't have any good ones!" Piper exclaims. She's starting to feel the tequila.

"Oh, bullshit!" Alex yells out.

"Yeah, you have to have something!" Diane cheers.

"I can't think of any off the top of my head!" Piper responds, which is actually true.

"I have an idea, why don't we play a game? That way we can help you reveal some of your dirty secrets babe" Alex says.

"What kind of game?" Piper asks.

"Never have I ever?" Diane suggests.

Piper still can't believe how much fun Diane is.

"Yes!" Alex cheers. "You in kid?"

"Sure, why not" Piper smiles.

"Okay, I'll start…" Diane says. "Never have I ever played with myself to a model magazine photoshoot" Diane says tipping her glass at Alex.

"Mom!" Alex exclaims, taking a quick drink. Piper is cracking up.

"Okay, never have I ever slept with a man" Alex says, sticking her tongue out playfully at both of them.

Piper and Diane laugh and both take a drink.

"Never have I ever taken drugs, besides pot" Piper says.

Alex and Diane both drink with a smile.

"The 70s were a wild time, girls" Diane laughs.

"Alex, what did you take?!" Piper asks shocked.

"Uh, ecstasy… Just once!" Alex answers.

"You're crazy babe" Piper smiles, shaking her head,

"Next question!" Alex says. "Never have I ever gotten food poisoning"

Piper and Diane drink, with Piper shooting a look at Alex.

"Never have I ever flirted my way out of a ticket" Diane says.

Alex takes a drink and shrugs with a smile.


The women play for another half an hour revealing crazy secrets and sharing funny stories. It's an absolutely perfect night. Piper and Diane are getting along great, and the three of them have been having a great time. Alex is thrilled with how well her mom and girlfriend are clicking. It makes her love Piper even more.

After one more sip, Diane slams down her cup.

"You girls have gotten me drunker than I've been in years!" Diane exclaims.

"At least you're not as bad as Alex!" Piper laughs.

"Hey, I'm sorry I've had an exciting life!" Alex responds with a giggle. She had to take MANY drinks throughout the night, and she's now sufficiently intoxicated. Piper is a lightweight so she's pretty tipsy, but she and Alex are about even because Alex drank more than her.

"I'm going to head to bed, and maybe I'm drunk enough that I'll forget some of those shocking revelations from my baby girl" Diane says with a laugh shaking her head.

"Night Mom, love ya." Alex kisses her mom's cheek.

"Goodnight Diane, thanks for everything tonight" Piper says, giving Diane a hug.

"Goodnight dear, I'm thrilled to have you here." Diane answers.

After Diane walks upstairs, Piper and Alex quickly put the rest of the dishes away. It's clear how much they wore Diane out; normally she'd insist on cleaning everything up.

"Tonight was perfect, Al" Piper says.

"It was awesome. I'm so glad it worked out this well." Alex responds.

"Should we head upstairs?" Piper asks.

"Definitely" Alex says with a smirk. She was horny before, but she's on a whole other level now. The tequila made her even looser and watching how great Piper was with her mom made her desperate to rip the blonde's clothes off. Alex has waited longer than normal for sex, and she can't fucking wait.

"For sleep!" Piper laughs.

"We'll see." Alex winks.

Piper just giggles and walks upstairs with Alex.


"Is it okay if I freshen up and go to the bathroom?" Piper asks, walking towards Alex's bathroom.

"Yes, baby" Alex chuckles.

Piper heads into the bathroom and takes care of business, then brushes her teeth and washes her face. She walks out of the bathroom and sees Alex standing in her room stripped down to just a fresh pair of boyshorts. She's not even wearing a bra. Piper's pussy clenches.

Alex turns around with a knowing smile on her face. Her tits are totally bare and her nipples are standing proudly for Piper. Piper's mouth goes dry staring at Alex's gorgeous, heaving breasts. And Piper always thinks Alex looks super sexy in boyshorts.

"Alex… Pajamas…" Piper says, feeling her willpower dwindling. The fear of Diane hearing them is slowing seeming less and less important.

"My house, my rules." Alex shrugs with a smirk.

"Okay well turn around, I have to get changed." Piper says.

Alex laughs. "Piper, I've seen you naked. Like, a million times."

"Yes, and 99% of those times led to sex, which is why I can't change in front of you." Piper explains.

"Eh, I'm just going to sit here innocently on my bed. My eyes will wander where they wander" Alex returns.

Piper turns around so she's facing away from Alex. She figures that preventing herself from locking eyes with Alex might help her hold off. She didn't even think to consider that she'd be giving Alex a perfect view of her ass.

So Piper pulls her shirt off and throws on a t-shirt. Then she unzips her jeans and shimmies the tight denim down. Alex watches intently as Piper pulls her pants down and her round ass comes into view. Piper's wearing sexy blue cheeky panties and Alex is eager to touch.

Piper makes it even better though, and pulls the panties down altogether. Alex smiles, thinking that Piper decided to have sex.

Alex huffs when she sees Piper put on a fresh pair of panties. They're another sexy pair, a cotton cheeky pair that is simple but does wonders for the blonde's ass. When Piper finishes putting the panties on, she turns around to face Alex again. When she turns around, she's met with a predatory look on Alex's face. Alex's eyes are dark and full of desire. Piper feels her new panties already start to dampen at the sight.

Piper walks towards Alex, who's sitting at the edge of the bed, and runs her hands up and down the brunette's thighs.

"I still don't think it's a good idea" Piper says softly.

"Sex? Sex is a great idea baby! I'm aching for you. Literally, my pussy needs to cum so badly." Alex says in a low voice.

"Ugh Alex I want to please you so bad." Piper groans. "All night I kept trying to think of ways we could do it without her hearing. But you know I'm incapable of being quiet when I cum."

"I get it, babe" Alex says with a kiss to Piper's arm.

"It's just that every WASP instinct in me is saying I should be on my best behavior and not do that as a guest in your mom's house." Piper says.

Alex lets it go easily. She knows Piper really wants to have sex, but she wants to respect Piper's decision still. Even though she knows Piper is racking her brain for ways they can do it so they wouldn't get caught. Luckily, Alex has a brilliant idea for that.

Piper and Alex cuddle up together in bed. Alex's bed is a lot smaller than what they usually sleep in together, and it gives them a great chance to cuddle up next to each other. They fall asleep holding onto each other.


A few hours into the night Alex wakes up as planned and slides quietly out of bed. She goes to her closet and finds the two pairs of handcuffs that she pulled out while Piper was in the bathroom before. She smirks to herself and heads back to their bed.

Alex softly strokes Piper's arm to make sure she's fastly asleep. Piper doesn't stir, so Alex's plan is still a go.

Alex closes one cuff on each pair of handcuffs onto the headboard of her bed. Then she gently grabs Piper's right hand, and slips it into the cuff attached to the bed near that hand. She does the same with Piper's other hand, not closing either cuff yet. Alex takes a deep breath and grabs each cuff surrounding Piper's hands with one of her own, and at the same time she clicks both of them closed.

Piper's eyes spring open at the sound of metal clicking. She instinctually tries to move her hands down from above her head, but her wrists are stopped by cold metal. Piper looks around trying to figure out what's going on, and sees Alex smirking in bed next to her.

"Alex?" Piper asks slowly losing her sleepiness.

"So did I ever mention I went through a cop phase? It included these awesome toy handcuffs." Alex says softly.

"Ugh Al this is so kinky." Piper moans. Suddenly it doesn't matter at ALL that Diane could hear her. Alex surprised her by restraining her to the bed, which turns Piper on like crazy. And Piper is well aware how horny Alex is tonight, so she has a feeling Alex will be rough and dominant with her, especially with the handcuffs. She can't wait.

"I thought so too. But Pipes, before I do anything, just know that you say the word and these cuffs come off." Alex says. She doesn't want to push Piper in any way.

"Okay, promise. But I like them. And I want you to have your way with me." Piper replies honestly.

"Oh Piper" Alex chuckles. "You said you didn't want sex tonight, I'm still respecting that wish" Alex says with a huge smirk on her face.

"B-but I thought with the handcuffs… And you wanted to get off so badly." Piper says.

"Oh, and I intend to" Alex smiles.

"I don't understand" Piper responds.

"Well baby, I'm going to fuck myself just like I said I would. And you're going to watch me, just like you had me do the other week. And as you watch me get my much-needed cum, your hands will be restrained so you can't touch me. Or yourself."


A/N- Please don't hate me for leaving it there! I promise that last scene will be described in full next chapter;). I just wanted to break this up and get some feedback on what you think so far. So the more feedback you give me, the quicker I can get the next part up! Also, I realized that I have yet to write a chapter without any full on smut, so I decided to end this one here. Next chapter- the rest of this smut scene, and then exploring Alex's hometown. I LOVED some of your suggestions for this weekend visit, so I'll be including a lot of them next chapter! (For those who were against the Barbie doll scene, don't worry, I won't be including that. To that reviewer- I still appreciate the suggestion though! Thanks for putting your ideas out there. There are just some things I can't make work).

I tried to include some references to the show this chapter (taco night, margaritas, Piper's food poisoning, etc.), hope you noticed them, and were okay with that!

I've gotten a lot of requests for a Vauseman sex tape, so you guys got it :). That'll be coming at some point (pun intended). Keep sending requests, you all have some great ideas! Also coming up soon will be a big multi-chapter vacation full of dirty, kinky Vauseman smut.

Let me know what you thought of this chapter! Any favorite parts? Anything you want to see for the next part of the visit? You tell me! Thanks x