29….Teh Furrys of Egypt
Teh next day I stooded on the balconary of my palace an it was all made of black glass like ice but sharp an mightly. I was acutely a dark godess so I made it so the sun would never be, exept 1 time evry week, the rest of the times it was night. Insted of floatin in the sky the sun sunck into the sea an dark hearts swum with a joy of night.
Anyways I stood there an my long black hair windled around my face an I thought, Im acutely very powerful maybe even more powrful then 12 godeses on top of each other. So what should I do with this power. I thought,maybe love can forgive Percy for his bertrayal?
Suddenly I looked an Percy was there, my heart melted like a black pudde of love an I said "Lets talk ok" and Percy said "ok" so I said "Percy Im a godess now" and Percy said "I kno"
An I said "What do you know about this"
Percy said grimmly "You must see this video" an he showed me his phone. It was my video! But,there was 1 comment an I was horrorfied at this, it said simply "Teh gods of Eygpet will not stand for this mockery"
"Omg but Egypt is no more" I said wisely "There all dead 10000 years ago rember"
"Yes but when you made a godly challange they were filled with rath" Said Percy all sensative "Now they want to diclare war"
Threre was suddenly a knock on my door of my palace an I knew, it was the gods of Epygt!
I took Hazel an Jason an Leo an Luke an summarized them to my side, I could see fear in there eyes but also aw.
"Its ok Im still Flavia this is just my god form" I explaned wisely an cause I was not a socapath but acutely wise an good in all the ways,I forgived them all even Luke.
Hazel cryed "Im sorry about court" but I said wisely "I forgive you, I know you were bein magicked by Apherditi cause ur sexly, but week minded"
Hazel stopped cryin, so I made all of them some godessly gifts, also some bad ass armer so they could stand by me silent an bad ass while I dealed these gods of Eypgt.
I stromped to the door an flunged it open with my mind! There were some gods there but they wer not hot at all, acutely some of them had fukin animal heads? Also they stooded very strange, like there heads were goin sideways an there legs were goin the wrong way (if u see all those drawins ppl did 1 millian years ago bafore they lerned how ppl acutely look like in mummys an dinasaurs an stuff)
The leader god stooded there, he looked like a mummy but a Faroh "Are thou Flavia" He damanded.
"Who are you" I yelled.
"Im Osirius, Im teh king of the gods" He yelled "Also Ammon Rah, this is the queen of the gods Isis"
I gleered at the bitchly godess who had this name of evil "Why would you chose a name of evil like this"
"Cause Im evil also I know magicks" She said all shallow "One time Osirius got dead from getting stuck in a box an he got cut in 12 pices an I put them all back exept his U-know what so thats why his 'mummy stick' is of gold" She snitted "Also hes my brother lol"
I was horrorfied at this insense "You hore, omg dont you know insense in illegal in this contry"
"Im from Egpypt tho" She said.
"Um there is no Egypt anymore" I said smartly cause I knew this.
"Then we will make a new Egypt….in Amercia" Snerked a god with a body of a bilt man but,the head of a fukin bird.
"Who are you bird branes" I damanded (geddit cause he had teh body of a bilt man an the head of a bird)
"Im Horus" He snerked.
"Omg wow ur name is Hore ass ok tehn" I said ceverly mockin these names.
"Silance I have teh eye of wisdeom" He wined.
"U wish bro" I said cause I knew it was me who had this eye.
"Silance" Ordred a godess but she had a head like a cat teh fuking fury "Im Bast"
"Wow ur a basterd" I snitted, wtf with there names cleerly the ppl of Egypt were pervrets to think of this.
There were more but I did not care to hear of there names so I said "What do you want"
"We are here to diclare a war" Yelled Osirius.
"You want a war u golden dickened man" My eyes flashed them all "We will dule but,I will win" (spiolers lol) Anyways they were cleerly all furrys so there was no threat, I would kick there Yiffing asses.
"Ok fine" I said, now it was…war!
