Fourth Alternate, Ep. I know what you did last summer/ Heaven and Hell

Sam and Dean were heading out on a hot tip from Ruby...only to find Gabe had beaten them first.

It had taken some time to figure out Anna was in her father's church.

"Anna?" called out Dean.

"Close the door you moron! It's bad enough that demons are already after her!" shouted Gabe.

Anna for some reason was staying behind him. She seemed to treat him like an old friend.

"Gabe? What the hell are you doing here?"

"Trying to give her real memory a damn kick start. The last thing I need is for a damn angel to be in the hands of a demon," said Gabe grumpily.

"Angel?"

"Anna's a rogue angel, one who fell deliberately. Her human memories are clouding over her real ones. Which means if Uriel or Castiel find her first, she's screwed."

"What?" said Sam.

"Look, we need to go. There's a demon heading our way and I sure as hell don't trust that bitch Ruby."

Gabe dragged them to his 'box' as Dean called it.

"Alright, so what the hell is going on?" asked Dean.

"Stay here while I grab the Impala," said Gabe.

A few moments later he came back with a miniature version of Dean's car.

He started flipping switches and pressing buttons. The console started to whirl and hum in response.

"What are you doing?"

"Getting us out of dodge. Now hold on!" said Gabe, flipping the last switch.

There was a small rumble and they felt the box settle.

"Everybody out, unless you want to stick around," said Gabe.

Sam opened the door first, eager to see if they really had moved. He stopped cold in the door.

"What?" asked Dean.

Sam moved to the side and Dean realized why he was surprised.

"Isn't this Bobby's? How did we get all the way here?"

"I transported us here. All I have to do is set the TARDIS to one of the locations, and it takes us there. Still haven't gotten the hang of time travel though...I keep missing a few years, give or take."

"Why did you bring us here?"

"Panic room, ya idjit! Now move!" said Gabe.

Once they were safely in the panic room he locked the door. He then breathed a sigh of relief.

"Neither side will find us for a while. I already laced the room with an Enochian sigil to hide us from the angels for a while."

"What the hell is going on?" demanded Dean.

"Want the quick and sloppy version or the detailed one?" asked Gabe.

"Details!" said Dean.

"Okay, long story short, Anna here is a rogue angel who wanted to be human for a while. Her memories are being clouded by her humanity, which is why she can hear angels without going insane. She can also see demons and an angel's true form. The problem is that most angels are total pricks, so they aren't exactly happy with Anna abandoning her grace to become a 'lesser' being in their words. If they find her like this they will kill her without hesitation. Fortunately there is a few alternatives. One is that I give her back her Grace, which I already picked up a few days ago. Two, I find Gabriel and drop her on him. And Three is I find the Prophet and see if he knows where God went off to. If anyone knows where God went to, it might be him. I am not letting Anna hang around me forever, because I might end up in another alternate and I don't want that headache," said Gabe bluntly.

"Anna's an angel?" said Sam.

"By most terms she's a fallen angel because she doesn't have her grace anymore. Be glad I'm the one who has it or we might have to deal with Uriel."

"So why is she only now starting to get on everyone's radar?" asked Dean.

"Angels are more active on earth. Had the seals remained intact she would have remained unnoticed until her mortal death and she remembered who she was long enough to find her Grace," said Gabe looking at Dean.

"So what do we do?"

"We are going to keep Anna out of the hands of both sides while we figure out what to do. She can't stay here forever."

Anna tilted her head.

"It's weird. The angels are talking again..."

"Oh for crying out loud. Are they trying to bluff or what?" said Gabe, also listening.

"What are they saying?"

"The Winchester hands over Anna or we hurl Dean back into damnation. Which I seriously doubt, because they need you to act as Micheal's Vessel for later. Hang on while I go outside and call their bluff," said Gabe annoyed.

Gabe went outside the house and sent a message back. He probably gave the angels a heart attack, or at least a good scare.

'Go ahead and try you self-righteous hypocrites. The Micheal Sword and the Innocent Sent To Hell will be here waiting. I know your game, and I know you're bluffing.'

He ran back downstairs before they could locate where he was. He was back in the panic room while the angels got all stirred up with his reply back. He was grinning like a loon.

Anna gave him an odd look.

"The angels are freaking out. What did you say to them?" she asked.

"I told them that the Micheal Sword and the Innocent Sent to Hell would be here waiting for them," said Gabe grinning evilly.

"Innocent Sent to Hell?" said Sam.

"There's a prophecy, one that was never completed until now. Basically it states that an innocent soul would fall into hell and dragged the soul of the damned while saving the life of the condemned. The Angels are on the lookout for whoever fills that particular slot because it's said that the soul would have the power to kill Lucifer."

Anna winced as she heard what the angels had to say back.

"What?" asked Dean.

"The angels aren't happy. They're freaking out right now, screaming in all sorts of voices," said Anna.

Gabe leaned back with a smirk.


Gabe went looking for Chuck first. He wanted his autograph anyway.

Gabe was about to ask Chuck for his autograph when he noticed something. Since when did the Prophet have a divine glow around him?

"Um, hello?"

"What are you? I know you're not an angel, and you're definitely no demon with that aura," he asked in confusion.

"Come on in," said Chuck nervously.

Once the door closed he was faced with a surprising change.

"So who or what are you?"

Chuck sighed.

"I'm actually God."

"As in Gabriel's dad? The Christian/Catholic god?" said Gabe.

"Yes. How did you find me?"

"I originally came to ask for an autograph and to see if you knew where God was. I'm not hiding Anna in my house, and I don't feel like dealing with my own dad. I still owe him a punch for putting me in a position to drink that awful demon's blood."

"Anna? I thought she was with Sam and Dean?" said 'Chuck'.

"I grabbed her first, and her Grace. My name is Gabriel Winchester Evans, and I'm the Walker. This is the fifth alternate scenario I've been through. I come from alternate 135," he said simply.

Chuck winced. He hadn't know that the retry method had gone on over a hundred times. It normally took twenty, if that.

"So what do you need?"

"I was hoping that you could hide Anna here with you. That way she won't get into trouble for trying to understand humans better. I mean she is technically following your last request to the angels by loving humans...even if she did take it a little too far."

"And what of her Grace?" asked Chuck.

Gabe held up a Grace Vial. Chuck stared.

"I knew where it was already, so I beat Uriel to it."


"Good news everyone! I found a place to stash Anna without having to worry about either side grabbing her first. You might have to change your looks a bit though," said Gabe. Then he noticed a new addition.

"Who are you?" asked Ruby.

Gabe hissed at her.

"Begone, deceiver! I know what your plan is, and I won't let you lead Sam down that path. Tell Lilith to go screw herself," he hissed.

Dean and Sam looked at Ruby, then at Gabe.

"What's with you?" asked Dean.

"This bitch is Lilith's spy! She is making sure that you two kill Lilith later and that Sam has a demon blood addiction that the demons can use against you! She's preparing Sam for Lucifer!"

Ruby tried to deny it, but inwardly she wanted to rip him to shreds.

"Who are you?" she snarled at him.

"I am the Walker, hell bitch and I side with the humans," said Gabe, drawing a familiar looking gun.

Ruby paled when she saw the Colt staring at her in the face, and she ran.

"Where did you get the Colt?" asked Dean.

"The Colt isn't what kills demons, it's the bullets. All that's special about this gun is that it can open a demon's gate made by the same man who made the Colt."

Suddenly Gabe froze.

"Anna, come with me. I have to hide you now so I have time to punch Uriel in the face," he said, grabbing her hand.

They vanished and Gabe reappeared without the Grave Vial around his wrist.

"Where did you take her?" demanded Ruby.

"Her father might be pissed at her for denying what she is, but he's even more ticked off at some of the other angels for the moment. Let's just say I put her on probation and she has to re-earn her wings."

Chuck had agreed to take Anna in. If she wanted to return to heaven with a clean slate, then she had to help the Winchesters out later. She would be his hand in the human world later, when Gabe went to the next alternate.

Should be fun to see the angel's faces when they found out where she was.


Uriel and Castiel appeared in the Singer Auto Yard, just in time for Gabe to slam his fist into Uriel's face with his right hand.

Uriel had a bloody nose.

"Sorry boys, Anna's gone and she is well aware of what she is again. She just got put on probation by your father," said Gabe far too cheerfully.

"God has been missing for centuries," said Uriel, stemming the blood.

"Not missing. Hiding. And I found him entirely by accident. He wants you to know that he has Anna and she is going to be working off her crimes until she returns to heaven. You can't touch her," said Gabe with a sing-song voice.

Uriel snarled when he saw Ruby come out. Gabe looked at her with a cold eye.

"I thought I said to get lost, demon-whore," snarled Gabe.

"How do we know you really found him?" asked Castiel.

He was willing to work on faith at the moment.

Gabe took something out of his little pocket dimension. Uriel hissed and Castiel stared.

It was a single key, made of white gold and literally dripping with Grace.

"What is that?" asked Dean.

"Back door key to heaven. Allows me to go in without dying or using a Grace Vial and keeps the angels from harassing me. God gave it to me when I dropped off Anna. He said since I was working around his no direct interference rule, then I should have something to prove I have met him."

"That is God's Key to heaven. He took it with him when he vanished," said Castiel.

"Now, if you don't mind, I have to make sure that the apocalypse doesn't happen...again...for the fifth time..."

"So you've met God. The actual god?" said Sam.

"Ran into him by accident. He's hiding as a human at the moment, but he's aware of what's actually going on. He can't help because he swore not to directly interfere in the world of the mortals so long as it was possible for humans to deal with things on their own terms. However, that doesn't mean he can't have an intermediary work for him, I/E. Though technically I'm Fate's pawn."

"And what about Anna?" asked Dean.

"She's on probation. God wasn't happy she tore out her grace, but he's willing to let it slide as long as she agrees to work as his hand in the mortal world later."