The Akatsuki Stories
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Chapter XXIX
Org. Idol!
Part III: Itachi
" All right, we are back wi-"
" COULD YOU GET ON WITH IT!"
" Geez, Saix, didn't you take those anger management classes I assigned you?"
" Ummm...no. I killed them."
"..."
"..."
" Okay, ANYWAY, please welcome the most popular member of AKATSUKI, ITACHI UCHIHA!!"
Itachi walked out on stage, and he was wearing...eyeglasses?
" Uchiha, wat up wit da glasses, brah?" asked Shippuden.
" One, that was VERY bad street! Two, a certain PLANT MAN ate them." Itachi looked over at Zetsu, who started whistling casually, burping out half a contact box.
" Anyway, START DA TUNES!"
Itachi started his song, everyone not so surprised with his choice.
Well
if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say. I'm not
okay
I never want to
let you down or have you go, it's better off this way.
For all the
dirty looks, the photographs your boyfriend took,
Remember when
you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor?
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
You wear me out
All the Itachi fangirl hordes brought shot guns and blew off the heads of security to get past. They went for Itachi but something stopped them.
ZAP!
All of them were slaughtered by...SASUKE?
" SASUKE!?" Naruto stood up from his seat half-drunk.
" NOBODY COMES NEAR THIS JERKWAD BUT ME!" yelled Sasuke, firing up another Chidori.
" Foolish brother." said Itachi.
What
will it take to show you that it's not the life it seems? I'm not okay
(I'm not
okay)
I've told you time and time again you sing the words but
don't know what it means
(I'm not okay)
To be a joke and look,
another line without a hook
I held you close as we both shook for
the last time take a good hard look!
I'm not
okay
I'm not okay
You wear me out
Sasuke went for Itachi but GRABBED THE MIC INSTEAD. Does this sound familiar?
" LOOKS LIKE IT'S A DUET!" yelled Shippuden, " THINGS AWE GONNA GET HOT AND SPICEEE!!!"
"
I'll only do this if I get to kill him afterwards, okay?"
whispered Sasuke to Itachi.
Sasuke:Forget
about the dirty looks
The photographs your boyfriend took
You
said you read me like a book, but the pages all are torn and
frayedItachi:I'm
okay
I'm okay!
I'm okay, now
Sasuke:(I'm
okay, now)Itachi:But
you really need to listen to me
Because I'm telling you the
truth
I mean this, I'm okay!
Sasuke:(Trust
Me)Sasuke:I'm
not okay
I'm not okay
Well, I'm not okay
I'm not
o-f-kay
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
Both:(Okay)
Everyone cheered as they saw the two brothers finish another emo song together.
" Can I kill him now?" asked Sasuke.
" Sure." said Itachi.
" No killing until the judges make their final decision!" said Shippu, popping out from nowhere, " Judges?"
" YOU! WERE! GOD!" yelled Naruto, drinking the last of his "water".
" Naruto, are you drunk?" asked Sora, waving his Keyblade in Naruto's face.
A long silence followed.
" I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD!" yelled Naruto, breaking of the top of the sake bottle and downing the whole thing.
" Well, that was WAY better than when Riku was singing along to it on his Ipod nano on the islands." said Sora, " I think you should move up!"
" THAT WAS AWFUL!" yelled Ed, " Everybody knows Rise Against PWNS MCR!"
Sasuke and Itachi put their signature glares on Ed.
" Itachi-teme, I change my mind. I want to kill HIM."
" Go for it."
CENSORED
" AW MAN!!!" yelled Shippu, looking down on the bloody remains of what used to be the Fullmetal Alchemist, " YOU KILLED THE GUEST JUDGE!"
" Sorry, but all emos know MCR pwns Rise Against." said Itachi.
" No problem. We'll just get a new guest for the next chapter! Any suggestions?"
Everyone stayed quiet.
" AW MAN! BUT THAT MEANS I'LL HAVE TO ASK THE READERS!"
PRESS IT ALREADY!
To Be Continued...
In case you're all wondering, Axel didn't make it to the next round. So I guess all the Axel fans can just quit on this series forever and read some boring old Drama/Romance Organization XIII fic. Go along.
SCATTER!!
GO
MCR!
GO RISE AGAINST!
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