Author's Note- Well I did have something all typed out for a second chapter of Friends find out but my computer ate it and in my annoyance this came out. Enjoy.
Chapter 2
"So why am I going to make you explode," a revived Nanoha asked as the group sat in the living room, Raising Heart sitting as far away as possible with Harry on her lap for protection.
She won't blow me up if Harry is with me. "Because that's what you do," Raising Heart stated.
"I do, but I don't know how to make any good explosives yet," Nanoha a confused Nanoha said.
"Whenever someone doesn't answer your questions on why they do bad stuff you make them explode, until they do. It's the Takamachi way, explode first, ask questions second, become friends third. That's how you made friends with Fate, Hayate and everyone else," Raising Heart explained.
"Well I did slap, Arisa for bullying Suzuka and we're all friends now," Nanoha said holding a finger to her chin. "So I guess it's an ok method, but if I'm going to make people explode I should use magic so I don't hurt them badly, because that would be mean." A smiling Nanoha explained. "Can you teach me magic Ms. Heart?"
"Oh Kaiser, she's already started," Raising Heart muttered.
"I never should have told you how I met your father," Momoko muttered smacking her forehead.
"But you said daddy was being stupid and deserved it," Nanoha said.
"True, but I lost my favorite baking pan," Momoko sighed. "But it was worth it in the end."
"It's ok, my aunt hit me with a frying pan to," Harry said reaching out to pat Shiro as the family paled. "But it's ok now because I have mommy." Harry added hugging Raising Heart.
"Harry where does your aunt live," Shiro and Nanoha said.
"No cleaning, and no exploding," Momoko said sternly.
We'll talk later. "Yes dear, mom," the pair said.
"So what is your plan Ms. Heart," Momoko asked as Harry grew sleepy.
"Call me RH. I am going to raise my son and find a way home," Raising Heart replied.
"Alright," Momoko said.
"So that is your long term plan, but what about in the short term," Shiro asked.
"Um…" Raising Heart stammered. "Planning was more Nanoha's thing, while I…."
"Just blasted stuff," Nanoha beamed.
"Well only when she told me to," a blushing RH stammered.
"Why doesn't she stay here," Nanoha said surprising her parents.
"Nanoha…" Momoko said.
"What it's not like you don't need help in the bakery, and she can teach me magic. Now that I know what this is," Nanoha said before scrunching her eyes in concentration a small pink orb forming in her hands. "At first I thought I had one of Kyoya and Miyuki's special brownies from the Netherlands, but I think its magic."
"Oh Kaiser she's learning it already," RH paled.
"I trust you can prevent my daughter from blowing up the house," Momoko said.
"Yes, yes, yes," RH said nodding her head rapidly.
"What ever happened to normal around here," Shiro groaned.
"It wouldn't be any fun around here if it was," a smiling Nanoha said.
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The Takamachi family didn't even have 24 hours before another newcomer was at their doorstep. "Can I help you," Nanoha said opening the door.
"Your under arrest for the kidnapping of Harry Potter," a man in funny robes said pointing a stick at her.
"But I didn't kidnap anyone," Nanoha replied as a flash of red light ricocheted off her shoulder. "Ouchie, that stings. You know it's not nice to shoot people," Nanoha scowled.
"Kingsley the plan was to talk to her," an older man in even funnier robes said.
"I think it's time for your first lesson Nanoha," RH said coming to the door.
"Ok," Nanoha beamed. I'm going to learn magic!
"Now even if they attack first it is always polite to ask them what they are doing before returning fire," RH said. "But you should always have a shield prepared. Here is the formula and runic circle," RH said projecting the information in the air in front of Nanoha as the shield formed between them and the unknown men.
"Ok," Nanoha said studying the new information.
"So are you going to tell me why you attacked Nanoha," RH said.
"She kidnapped Harry Potter," the younger man said.
"Actually she didn't, I did, and I would call it rescuing," RH replied.
"You are under arrest for kidnapping," the younger man said.
"Well seeing as Harry came willingly and his relatives were more than happy to hand him over to me, I wouldn't call it kidnapping," RH said.
"Miss it is imperative that Harry come with us for his own safety," the older one said.
"Let's see hand over my son to the creepy old man….. Yeah no," RH replied. "Besides if you're talking about the creepy guy that was sealed in his head I took care of him."
"You what….." the old man gasped.
"Yeah, creepy pedo called himself Lord Voldemort so I blasted him, weakling couldn't even take one divine buster before he evaporated." RH replied to a visibly stunned Dumbledore.
"Are you trying to piss me off Dumbledore," a blue haired woman yelled appearing behind the men.
"Ah Lindy," Dumbledore said.
"That's Director Harlowan to you Dumbledore," the woman said slamming her spear into the ground. "And just what the hell do you think you are doing harassing Japanese citizens again," Lindy growled. Seriously I should have let Kagome purify his wrinkly old ass.
"She is under arrest for kidnapping a British National," Kingsley replied.
"Then you should have contacted me first. Don't you British morons know how to follow protocol," Lindy said.
"Now are you going to leave peacefully or do I need to tell she who must not be named you were threating children again," a smirking Lindy explained.
"We will be in touch," Dumbledore said before vanishing visions of the silver haired demon entering his mind.
"Oh I'm sure," Lindy chuckled.
"Sorry about that, I only got the message this morning," Lindy said to the confused pair. "Lindy Harlowan Chief of Public security section nine, we're part of the magical half of the government. And you must be Raising Heart, and Nanoha."
"Yes," RH replied.
"You know you caused quite a stir when you teleported in last night," Lindy chuckled.
"She did," Nanoha asked.
"Yes, Reinforce was running for cover the moment she felt Raising Heart enter Japan, screaming that she didn't do it and not to shoot her in the face again," Lindy said. "Just what did you do to her anyway?"
"A starlight breaker to the face for being an idiot," RH replied.
"Yes, she showed us the memory, and I would prefer if you kept the befriending to a minimum," Lindy said.
"But I thought making friends is a good thing," Nanoha asked.
"Friends are good, property damage not so much," Lindy replied.
"Oh, ok, would you like some tea, Mrs. Harlowan," Nanoha asked.
"Yes, tea would be lovely," Lindy replied with a smile.
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"Who was at the door, Nanoha," Momoko asked.
"Mommy look what I made," Harry said racing out with a plate of muffins.
"They look delicious," a beaming RH said popping one in her mouth.
"Mrs. Harlowan she is part of the magical government, she came after some old coot tried to arrest me for kidnapping," Nanoha replied.
"I trust he has been dealt with," Shiro said reaching for his sword.
"You needn't worry Mr. Takamachi, Dumbledore knows better than to cross me," Lindy replied.
"And I was only stopping by to check on Raising Heart as her arrival sent my team leader into a bit of a funk," Lindy replied as everyone turned towards RH.
"What she was being an emo headed idiot, absorbed my best friend, and wasn't listening to me so I blasted her with a starlight breaker to the face," RH replied.
"Um, what's a starlight breaker," Harry asked.
"That's mommy's extra special spell when people are being stupid and or really bad and need to be punished," RH said ruffling Harry's hair.
"It's the magical equivalent to a small scale nuclear bomb, that only causes magical stun damage to living beings," Lindy said.
Mouth's hung open as they tried to process just what Lindy had said. "Oh come on, you blow up one city sized magical training simulator, and they never let you live it down. Besides it's great for cracking through impenetrable magical shields."
"But if you broke it then it's not impenetrable," Harry said.
"Exactly," RH replied with a smile. "But Vivio's Saint King Armor was a close call," RH mused.
"Can I learn that spell," the children asked.
"Yes," RH replied.
"No," the adults quickly countered.
"Is there anything else you needed Mrs. Harlowan," Momoko asked.
"Please call me Lindy, and I also came by to offer Ms. Heart a job, should she need one," Lindy said.
"What kind of job," RH asked.
"Magical combat trainer," Lindy replied.
"The same thing I helped with in my original universe," RH said.
"Yes, and we are in need of some one with your skills," Lindy replied.
"Really," Harry asked.
"I find it hard to believe that the government doesn't have its own trainers," Shiro said.
"We do its just Japan has its own unique problem in regards to its magical community," Lindy said.
"Oh, are you all a bunch of crazy worthless freaks, like my uncle says," Harry said softly.
"Harry we talked about this," RH said as a dark aura began emanating from Lindy.
"Ms. Heart would you mind giving me the address of your sons former relatives," Lindy asked.
"Certainly," RH said sending her a telepathic message.
"No Harry, Japanese magicals aren't freaks, or anything of the sort," Lindy said.
"Then what's the problem," Nanoha asked.
"Well for starters there aren't that many of us, and we tend to have more power than we know what to do with. So most of our fights just turn into who can throw the most magic around or who can make the biggest explosions," Lindy explained.
"Alright but what's in it for me," RH asked.
"We have experience with world hopping individuals and one of our mages routinely travels from here to her home world," Lindy said.
"As long as Harry and Nanoha can take part you've got a deal," RH replied.
"Excellent," Lindy said. I love it when a plan comes together.
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"Come on mom, Suzuka and Arisa said this was the best bakery in town," a red haired, and brown haired girl said pulling a silver haired woman through the door.
"Hayate, Vita," Nanoha called out rushing over to her friends.
"We finally got mom to bring us here," the girls said.
"Hi, Mrs. Yagami," Nanoha said. "Oh and this is my new cousin Harry," Nanoha said pulling the shy boy over.
"Hi," Harry said softly.
"Mom is there something wrong," Hayate asked as the silver haired woman stood ram rod straight gazing at the older Nanoha behind the counter, sweat slowly beading down her forehead.
"Oh hi Reinforce," RH said with a wave.
"I swear whatever it is I didn't do it, I'll talk I swear, not the face," Reinforce cried out cowering behind two teenaged girls with pink and blond hair respectively.
"That's Aunt Raising Heart, Harry's mom," Nanoha explained.
"Pink beams, destruction, pain," Reinforce muttered.
"Ms. Heart, I know what my mother has done in the past, but she is truly remorseful about what she did. So could you please not antagonize her anymore," the pink haired girl said.
"Oh how cute, you adopted this universes version of Hayate and Wolkenwritter," RH beamed. "Oh and don't worry about all that, Nanoha and I forgave you for that a long time ago."
"You did," Reinforce whispered.
"Yup," RH said extending her hand. "And I promise I won't blast you again."
"Really," Reinforce said slowly standing up.
"Yes, and it looks like I'm going to be a magical trainer," RH said. "But enough of that, I'm sure you want to hear how everyone is doing."
"I would," Reinforce said slowly returning to her normal self.
"Great," RH said leading her to a nearby table.
"Hi Signum, I didn't know you were stopping by today," Kyoya said entering the shop.
"Hi Kyoya," Signum stammered a growing redness on her cheeks.
"Ugh, Signum is going into her stupid mode again," Vita grumbled.
"Let's go play," Hayate said.
"Can I come to," Harry asked.
"Of course dummy," Vita said pulling him along.
I made a friend….. A grin threatened to split Harry's face as he played with his first friends.
