A/N: Absolute randomness ahead, in which you can blame on my sister. More on that after. And what's this? A short one? That hasn't happened in a while.

Disclaimer: Silliness I can claim, turtles I cannot.


"I swear it has the Pox." Mikey said, poking the yellow and green specked squash in front of him. Actually there were two squashes. Three if you counted the fact that the two yellow crock-necked ones had somehow grown together all the way down.

"Mikey, five minutes ago you were saying how 'suggestive' that siamese squash is."

"It is!" Mike protested, but seeing as how Donatello just gave him an eye-roll he continued, "Oh, come on! You can't seriously look at it and say it doesn't look like a guy's-"

"Mike." At being cut off the younger turtle pouted, crossing his arms and after a moment flattened back onto the tabletop to poke at the squash again.

There were several minutes of silence and Donatello settled back with his coffee once again.

"I swear it has the Pox."

Don shook his head with another eye-roll, amused by his brother's randomness, "Why are you criticizing the vegetables?"


A/N: Odd, I know, but oh well. Basically half of Mikey's lines came straight from my sister's mouth – while I was nearby, and the squash are real, they're on my kitchen table.

TBW's Sister: They're sitting on the table plotting to take over the universe with their mutated squash brains!

TBW: See what I have to live with? As for the 'suggestive' bit, well let's just say she has a mind like a sewer trap. You have no idea, lol.