I had to interview three patients today. THREE PATIENTS. It had to be the most I had to do, which would be hard for me. I dealt with frustration, puppets, split personalities, and so on, but this was to be my biggest challenge yet.

I sighed as I tapped on my recorder and stood up when I heard the door open and my three patients walked in. The first had short black hair dressed in a black suit with black gloves while the second had blonde hair and wore a brown suit with brown gloves and the third had auburn hair while wearing a brown and blue suit with black gloves.

"Ladies, I'm Dr. Liebermann." I said, shaking each of their hands.

They stared at each other and sat on the couch as I turned on my recorder.

"This is Dr. Miles Liebermann. The time is 8:39 on October 28. The patients' names are Kathleen Wendy Duquesne, alias Dragon, Dr. Roxanne Amanda Ballantine, alias Griffin, and Sonia Gabriella Alcana, alias Kraken."

"We're waiting, doctor…" Kathleen said.

"Now, my questions will go to all of you." I said while looking at them. "What were your childhoods like?"

"It was normal, I guess." Kathleen said.

"I was the nerdy kid who got picked on, but I wasn't going to let that stop me." Roxanne said.

"Two words: lonely and miserable. My parents could care less about me." Sonia said.

"How did you three meet?" I asked.

"We were in the same sorority together in college, so we all got the same tattoo to remind ourselves that we have our different strengths, but we're stronger united." Kathleen said as she and the others showed off their tattoos.

I recognized the symbol immediately as the Triforce from The Legend of Zelda.

"And before you ask, yes, we're fans of the Zelda games." Sonia said, rolling her sleeve up.

"Is it true that you girls decided to turn to crime because you three were bored?" I asked.

"Yeah, we also see crime as a plague, so we try to act as the doctors to get rid of the sickness." Roxanne said as she crossed her arms.

"Last question, ladies: what are your relationships with Batman like?" I asked.

They immediately cringed or gagged upon hearing his name.

"Batman gets in the way of our plans, but the rush we get from escaping him is fun." Kathleen said.

"He's SO annoying!" Roxanne said.

"Ew, Batman is so…ugh!" Sonia said.

I turned off my recorder and held the door for them, saying, "Thank you, ladies."

They ignored me and left my office.

Thank god that's over…I thought.