Rule 56-60

A/N: Sorry for the long delay, my muse took a holiday. But here are some fun rules for you guys.

56) The six of you can't give free passes to already free events.

Team Tobirama was without a teacher. Tobirama came down with a bug after he visited Land of Frost and was forced to hide in a cave. In his own words the people believed he was some kind of deity. It was brushed off as Tobirama wasn't well and might be pulling his brother's leg. Speaking about his brother, Hashirama was busy with his very pregnant wife, Mito. Before the three thought she was scary but now she is simply terrifying. She successfully made Madara look like a harmless kitten more so than normal.

"So what do we do now?" Hiruzen asked his teammates. He wanted to do something with them but what.

"I don't know," Koharu was thinking of visiting sensei alone.

Homura just shook his head. He had no idea what to do. Now it was up to Hiruzen to think of something fun to do. They must do it cheaply as possible since none of them had the money to spend like their teacher. Slowly but surely a good idea started to form.

"How about passes to somewhere," he said aloud for his teammates. Hopefully one of them could think of something.

"What about the passes," a new voice rang. It was Kagami and his two teammates.

"Oh we're thinking of doing something fun, wanna join?" Hiruzen gave a goofy smile. "I thought of something with passes to somewhere."

"Maybe free passes to already free events," Kagami said after some thought.

"That's brilliant!" Hiruzen was ecstatic with Kagami. "You are a genius Uchiha!"

Kagami smiled. He was trying very hard to get out of the clan's bad rep that many villagers had and prove that not all Uchiha were like Madara. In his mind the best way to do it is to be friends with Tobirama's students. It seemed to have a positive effect on Tobirama himself since he sees a non-psycho, peaceful keeping Uchiha around.

"Let's do this," Hiruzen was about to lead the way.

"Do what," Hashirama appeared with a grocery bag. They notice a can of chicken noodle soup and many foods that Mito was craving that week.

"Ahh…"the six young ninja freaked a little. They have never been caught before a prank was completed. Not even that one time Team Tobirama did that whole holy water incident with Madara.

"You guys were planning something with free passes, weren't you?"

They were now sweating bullets. All six knew that Hashirama won't punish them severally.

Of course Danzo finally chicken out.

"They were going to give free passes to already free events. It was all Kagami's idea!"

Hashirama thought that was funny but he must do something.

"Let's not do that, okay," Hashirama told them. He walked pass them but before he left he told Kagami that he was thinking and good work in improving the outlook on the Uchiha.

57) There is no such thing as aggressively-passive Tobirama so stop telling your students that.

The trio decided to visit their sick teacher. They weren't bothered by the servants or clan members since they were Tobirama's students. That and they often visit the clan grounds. They knew where everything is so getting to Tobirama's room. There they heard a wet cough from behind the door.

"I know you three are out there," Tobirama informed them.

The three went in without a second thought. There was a flushed face Tobirama. A light sheen covered his face and chest. Koharu liked what she saw despite knowing her poor teacher was sick with some type of bug. They failed to notice the cute nurse in the room preparing a treatment.

"Sensei, are you going to die?" Hiruzen was slightly frantic and his logic slightly flawed.

"No," Tobirama flatly stated. "Mostly thanks to my two nurses."

The cute nurse handed him something to take. Hiruzen and Koharu felt a ping of envy. For Hiruzen, he wanted to be taken care of by that cute nurse. As for Koharu, she wanted to take care of sensei. While their bookish team member was trying to figure out what the nurse is giving him. He was thinking it could be for his wet cough, fever or even both.

"Mito is being very aggressively-passive," Tobirama informed them. "Of course she's is the master of the art."

"What's aggressively-passive means?" Hiruzen asked. The other two were happy that he asked that since they never heard of it before.

"Seriously," Tobirama looked at them. He couldn't believe that they didn't know what aggressively-passive means. An evil thought came to him but he couldn't do it. He sighed; he really didn't want to explain aggressively-passive to them. So he simply told them, "go and asked Hashirama. He would give you a better definition."

They quickly made their way to the Hokage's tower where they saw Mito leaving with an aide carrying a stack of dishes.

"Hello Mito-sama," they greeted her. She was as wide as can be but the urge to see another day was too strong to tell her about her size.

"You look stunning," Koharu and Homura told her.

"You look like you had a great lunch," Hiruzen had a moment of being too dumb to live.

Mito gave a jubilant laugh.

"Of course Hashirama and me had a lunch date," she informed them. "Now I must make sure Tobirama is in bed and behaving like a gentleman to his other nurse."

They went on where they were going. The trio went up to Hashirama's office where they saw the first Hokage looking green in the face.

"Hashirama-sama," Hiruzen ran up. "Can you answer our question? Hey you look a bit green, are you coming down with something?"

Hashirama gave a faint smile and a hearty laugh.

"Nah just had a lunch date that I forgot with Mito. Did you want to ask me something?"

"Yeah, Tobirama-sensei said that Mito is being aggressively-passive and we don't know what that means," Hiruzen quickly jump to it. "He said to ask you."

"Of course," Hashirama felt a great deal of dread.

58) I don't know how you did it but Tenzou and Tobi should never have kittens. Ever. And really you named a kitten Tora the Great. *

Tobi had grown a lot though she is still more fur and fluff than anything else. Now she is in Tobirama's room with an equally fluffy kitten. He was much like his father Tenzou but a much darker brown tabby and fluffy. And unliked his bobtailed mother, he had a very fluffy tail. Hashirama just looked at it.

"What did you do?" Hashirama really wanted to know. He was sure Tobirama had a hand in this.

"Honestly I don't know."

"I doubt that," Hashirama sighed. "Mito will go crazy over this kitten."

"It isn't kitten," Hiruzen informed the Hokage. "It is Tora the Great."

Hiruzen seemed to be proud to the name. His two team mates nod in agreement. Tobirama crossed his arms. He didn't like the name at all.

"We could send it as a gift to the daimyo before Mito sees it," he mentioned it to his older brother.

"I guess it wouldn't hurt," Hashirama picked up the little kitten. Tora started to purr and use the Cuteness-no-Jutsu something he learned from his mother. Poor Hashirama had to resist the cute. And he is a dog person not a cat person. But more he resist, the harder it is not to fawn on the cute little kitten. "Well don't let Tenzou and Tobi produce another kitten or a litter."

59) Team Tobirama is strictly prohibited to think/create forbidden jutsu. *

Tobirama was thinking of a new jutsu. It was the Edo Tensei. For years he has been mulling over this jutsu. There were a few kinks in the idea but he was sure he will complete it. The idea came to him when Itama died. Even all these years he hasn't let up the blame he place on himself on Itama's death. Now he only wished that his students would stay quite long enough so he could finish the jutsu.

"Sensei," Hiruzen got his attention. "Whatcha thinking?"

He was an ideal student, willing to learn and keep going despite numerous mistakes he has made. Hiruzen was very tenacious when it comes to learning a new skill even if it is beyond his level. Of course he was as dense as a cinderblock and book dumb to the extreme. Hopefully both will pass when he grows up.

Tobirama looked at the young future Hokage. He gave an inward sigh.

"I'm thinking of a creating a new jutsu," Tobirama told them truthfully. He really needs them to get off of their backs. And an idea came to him. Hashirama won't agree with it but it will give them something to do. "But I do have today's lesson."

His three students were listening intently.

"Think of a forbidden jutsu."

"Why?" Hiruzen asked.

"If you think of one and able to create it than you'll know how to combat somebody else's forbidden jutsu."

He was slightly BSing but it would give them something to do. The three students stayed a group and were brainstorming a forbidding jutsu away from Tobirama. He was grateful for it. Of course Hashirama had to appear and asked what they were up to. In short, Tobirama had to put the brakes on with his new jutsu.

60) For the last time there is no navy so stop singing the Konoha Navy Song.

"We're the Konoha navy, we're never been beat. Thanks to Admiral Tobirama," Hiruzen started to sing while his teammates stifle a laugh. "He is the boss, knows every navel trick."

Hiruzen wasn't the greatest singer but the song was quite entertaining. Mostly with the cannon balls line where he sang "with these balls could really do you harm." That really broke Koharu and Homua into a fit of laughter. Hashirama was curious on what was going on with his brother's students.

"What is going on?"

"Singing the navy song," Hiruzen stopped with his song.

"For what reason?" Hashirama had a feeling he will get a dumb answer.

"Because we have a navy and it needs a song."

The other two simply nod in agreement.

"Did Tobirama tell you this," Hashirama wished his brother would stop lying to his students.

"No," Hiruzen said. "He is too busy wrestling with that cute nurse. And why wouldn't we have a navy with its own song."

Hashirama simply sighed. He doesn't want to know what goes on in that boy's head.

A/N: *both ideas are from ElementKitsune. Thank you. Please r&r.