Hello everybody.
This week is a trolling week, but I am not very good at trolling so bare with me.
Pretty much Robin trolls Artemis then they both start trolling the team.
For those wondering when they will find out Robin's identity, the first person will figure it out on his birthday (which is in March right?).
I will do a holiday special with hints at Christmas next week as not everyone celebrates.
Mental link =Hi
Translation of foreign languages in brackets.
I am writing this late at night so sorry for any mistakes.
Anyway onto the story.
I own nothing.
Hope you enjoy.
Robyn out
Trolling Time
"Hey Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty!" Robin cackled in the most obnoxious voice possible.
Artemis had found herself in a rather tricky situation, she was stuck in the cave alone on a Wednesday evening. With Robin. Which ment technically she wasn't alone but seeing as she was stuck eith the King of Trolling, she wished she was.
Both human members of the team were sitting on the chairs in the main room. Artemis sat cleaning her arrows with a determined expression, planning to ignore the boy currently lying upside down on the hair next to her.
"What?!" She finally snapped looking sharply up from her arrows to the Boy Wonder, who had a smirk on his face that made her want to strangle him.
"Hi!"
"Arghhhh!" She growled brefore taking a visible deep breath and looking back down at her arrows.
"Hey Arrrrrttttty..." A second later the voice came back to haunt her.
"Yes Robin." She refused to look up and instead just clenched her hands into fists.
"I heard you had a bad day at school. What was it? Oh yeah, someone painted you're locker pink and filled it with pictures of Green Arrow and then a kid two years younger than you beat you in gym. At archery. I also heard someone put frogs in your bag, ones that happened to just have mysteriously disapperaed from the Biology classroom." You could hear the proud smirk in Robin's voice.
And why shouldn't he be proud? It had taken a lot of work and a bit of black mail to get Barbara's help in his plot to troll Artemis.
"How do you know all that?" Artemis stood up sharply staring down at the still upside down boy as if wishing his to disintegrate.
"I have my sorces." Robin cackled mysteriously before somehow managing to vanish. Leaving Artemis screaming death threats to air.
About an hour later Artemis found a Robin sitting in the kitchen eating sandwich and looking perfectly innocent.
"Hey Artemis I couldn't help but overhear-" Robin started a little too innocent.
"You mean eavesdrop."
"-same thing. Anyway I couldn't help but overhear that you knew some Arabic." Robin continued with a Chesire cat grin worthy of her sister.
"Yeah I know some, why?" Artemis replied cautiously not knowing hat the bird had in stall for her.
"Well, a mother figure of mine happens to be fluent in Arabic and taught me a bit, so I was thinking we team up." Robin's grin seemed to threaten to split his face in half.
"I'm not going to even ask about the mother figure, but what do you meant team up?" She narrowed her eyes at him.
"Well I overheard-"
"Once again eavesdropping, is that all you ever do?"
"-ignoring that rude interruption. As I was saying I overheard Batman saying e might have a mission later this week, not a major one. Which made me think, how about we have some fun." Robin cackled.
"Continue." A grin tugged at Artemis' lips.
"Well no one else really knows much Arabic..."
"I like where this is going Bird Boy."
"...Would you like to become my trolling apprentice my dear Arty?" Robin announced straightening up and putting on a fake posh voice, that sounded vaguely familiar for some strange reason.
She brushed the thought aside. "I would love too." Sthe answer was also in a fake posh voic.
Man, should the team be scared. A bird and an archer were out to troll.
Their plan went into action that weekend. The whole team were out on a simple mission, find the bad guys, take care of bad guys, put bad guys in prison and go home. Well that was the plan anyway. Though, as you probably guessed, it didn't go like that.
Aqualad split the group into pairs on arrival at the bad guys latest hide out.
"Zatanna and Rocket are a team, go in the east window. Superboy, M'gann and Wolf are eam two, they will be going in the west window. Kid Flash and I will go in the front. Artemis and Robin you are the last team, go in the back. No one attack until given permission. M'gann will you please link us up." Aqualad explained the plan.
"Link established." M'gann echoed through their minds.
"Everyone clear on the plan?" Aqualad asked after thanking M'gann.
"Yep."
"Yeah."
"Of course."
"Perfectly."
"Yes."
Time for phase one of the troll team's plan.
"بلور" (crystal) Artemis replied in Arabic hiding a grin.
"Sorry, what was that Artemis?" Zatanna asked confused.
"You didn't hear? She said بلور" (crystal) Robin hid his grin like an expert.
Everyone looked at the pair before deciding not to ask.
"Into position." Aqualad commanded.
Now for phase two.
The pair ran off to a broken window at the back of the old warehouse, carefully clambering in, just missing shards of broken glass, and quietly crept behindsome boxes.
"NOW!" Aqualad's voice announced in their heads.
They jumped out from behind the boxes at the same time as the rest of the team and started taking out the bad guys of the week. They thought back to back, Artemis shooting arrows and Robin throwing bat-a-rangs. Anytime someone got close enough, Robin would take down with his unique fighting style, taking down the bad guys while still managing to flip around the place.
All while continuing to talk to Artemis. In Arabic. Artemis kept her side of the conversation up as well. Confusing both team mages and bad guys.
When they finished and reported back at the cave, Batman simply smiled, a small smile tbat no one saw but Robin. The Bat knew what he was doing and was jot going to do anything.
They finally collapsed back on the chairs in the cave where everything started a while later. Artemis and Robin still chatting in Arabic.
"What are you guys even saying?" Rocket asked tired of all the confusion.
The only answer she got was in Arabic.
"Come on dude, seriously. You are consulting with the enemy!" Wally moaned gaining him and the team identical Chesire cat grins.
The trolls had won the day and they would be back.
And finished.
Sorry about it being dull at the end, my brain is half asleep and I can't focus on much but but I know I need to update, also sorry about it being so short, my brain can't think of anything anymore.
I am now going to sleep, so hope you enjoyed.
Remember to review/comment.
Thank you for all the support so far, you guys are amazing.
Hope you enjoyed.
Robyn out.
