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You are NOT allowed to sing the munchkin theme song around Will. He'll shoot you.
Max watched from the verandah as Will rode to the cabin on Tug. Will was the only person Max hated more than Halt and that made him want to annoy him. Max smiled, just yesterday he had heard a song from a play he was sure Will would hate. Will rode up to the cabin and smiled at Max.
"How goes it?" Will asked the youth.
Max looked at him with disgust, he considered himself a higher rank than Will. "It was just fine until you arrived." Will frowned at the remark.
"I see Halt still has to teach you manners." And with that Will walked Tug to the shelter. Max followed and began softly singing.
"Come out, come out, wherever you are and meet the young lady, who fell from a star." Will turned towards Max with an irritated look.
"Did you just call me a lady?" Will asked in an angry tone, Max was the only person that made his temper rise like this. Max just smiled.
"I call people by what they are," Max said in a snobby voice. Will swallowed the urge to choke the boy and continued on his way to the shelter but Max followed. "She fell from the sky, she fell very far and Kansas, she says, is the name of the star." Will turned around again.
"I don't even know what Kansas is!" He yelled. "And I'm not a lady!"
"Don't tell lies young lady." Max wagged his finger at Will then burst into laughter. He didn't see when Will grabbed his bow and knocked an arrow. Max felt pain rush through his calf up through his body and fell to the ground gasping.
"For a lady, I'm not that polite," Will said as he turned once more toward the shelter.
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