Well, last time, you recall, Yugi and the gang went to summer school even though it wasn't summer, and the teacher turned out to be Marlin

Well, last time, you recall, Yugi and the gang went to summer school even though it wasn't summer, and the teacher turned out to be Marlin! (Not that that's too surprising, seeing how he appeared everywhere else.) Yami had agreed to take Yugi's place in the punishment he had received, and he and the other students were going to take a written test. Not only that, Tristan and Yami Bakura were sent to the principal's office for no reason at all! (Funny, huh?) And then to make matters worse, all of the students surrounding Yami began to taunt him and demand him to spill the answers to the test! Not that Yami knew the answers anyway, Yami finally gave up and broke the deal with Yugi, switching places with him. Yugi objected, so he transformed into Yami, who transformed back into Yugi, who transformed back into Yami, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on and so on and so on until finally they caused a jam in the Puzzle. This caused both of them to appear outside of the Puzzle! However, there were originally two souls occupying Yugi's body, which had a one soul for one body policy. Yami was out when they transformed the last time, but when he transformed, the jam occurred and Yugi's soul appeared out of the Puzzle. Yugi was basically see-through, while the solid Yami had the Millennium Puzzle. What now, you guys??

Chapter 29- "Bye Bye, Millennium Puzzle!"

This is impossible! thought Yami.

Everyone stared at the two guys who lost their ability to transform into each other. Then again, it wasn't really transforming anyway. You see, transforming was basically just switching the occupancy of Yugi's body. When Yugi transformed into Yami, his soul went inside the Puzzle while Yami's went into Yugi's body, and vise versa.

Yugi looked around the classroom. Upon realizing what had happened, he blushed and slowly waved his hand and said nervously, "Uh… heh heh heh… hey, everybody."

"So… it is true," said the kid named Cody while all the other little kids began talking amongst themselves upon discovering this discoverous discovery. (Wait… "discoverous"?!) "There are two of them."

"Well duuuuuuuh!" said Yami Marik as he talked like a teenage girl. (Not sounded like, just talked like.) "I mean, why do you think the guy kept changing voices and getting bigger and smaller? There are two of them! I mean, it's totally obvious! Sheesh!"

"Well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me!" shouted Yugi's grandfather, folding his arms in displeasure.

"You knew that, ya' moron!" shouted Joey.

"Oh yeah!" said Yugi's grandfather, cheerfully.

Yami rolled his eyes. "Anyway," he said, "so now you know. We must have been transforming so many times that the Millennium Puzzle jammed and we both ended up out here! You can go back to your tests now."

"HEY YOU!" shouted Marlin, putting down his newspaper. "STOP TALKING! THESE PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO TAKE A TEST HERE!"

Yami gritted his teeth in anger and began shaking. "ME?!" he retorted. "But everybody else was talking too!" He began pointing at everybody who talked. "He talked, he talked, she talked, he talked, she talked, him, him, him him him him him her her her her her her her him her him her him him him her him her him him him him him her her her him him her him her him her him her him her him her him her him her him her him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him-"

SLAP

Yugi's grandfather slapped Yami out of his insanity. "Thank you," Yami replied. "I needed that."

"Of course you did!" said Yugi's grandfather. "You kept pointing at the same people over and over and over again!"

"YAMI! PHARAOH! OR WHATEVER!" shouted Marlin.

"Yami the Pharaoh," replied Yami. "Actually, Yami isn't my real name; people just call me that."

"Want me to slap you again, punk?" Yugi's grandfather said in a low and vicious tone.

"DUDE!" shouted Marlin. "JUST BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE CLASSROOM IS TALKING, IT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO TALK AS WELL!"

"Then why do you keep scolding me?" shouted Yami, pointing from Marlin to himself. "Besides, I'm the Pharaoh anyway!"

"Technically, you're the ex-Pharaoh," said Yugi.

"I'm the eternal Pharaoh!" shouted Yami.

"Sheesh, take a chill pill, Pharaoh," said Yami Marik.

"You take a get real pill, Derrick!" shouted Yami.

"It's Marik."

"Yeah, but you wanted me to call you Derrick."

"I thought I wanted you to call me Eric."

"No, it was Derrick!"

"Eric!"

"Derrick!"

"Eric!"

"Derrick!"

"Eric!"

"Derrick!"

"QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET PHAAAAARAOOOOOOOH!" shouted Marlin.

"Seeeeeeeeeeeeeee?!" shouted Yami. "You did it again! He talked too and you blamed meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

"Heh, good thing I don't want to be the Pharaoh anymore," said Yami Marik. "If I did, that 'Quiet Pharaoh' would've applied to me!"

"Shut up, Yami Eric!"

"It's Marik!"

"PHAAAAARAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" screamed Marlin at the top of his lungs, causing the class in the nearby windows to break.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" Yami screamed back.

"THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT'S IT!" shouted Marlin, his face turning red with steam coming out of his ears. "THAT TERRBILE AND UNNECESSARY PERFORMANCE OF TALKING BACK TO THE TEACHER JUST WON YOU A NICE TRIP TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE! SAY "OOOOOOOH", EVERYBODY!"

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh," everyone said as they turned to look at the busted Pharaoh.

"B-B-B-But you can't do this to me!" shouted Yami. "I am the Pharaoh of Egypt."

"Well incase you didn't notice, your majesty," reminded Marlin, "the last time I checked, THIS ISN'T EGYPT! This is, however, my classroom, and you are my student. As those titles, I have the right to send you to the principal's office!"

"Tell him, Marlin!" shouted Yugi's supportive grandfather, rising up in anger. "This is not what he promised to do!"

"I didn't promise anything," Yami replied.

"SHUT UP!" the entire classroom cried, except for Yugi and his friends. No wait, his friends were doing it too. It was everyone but Yami and Yugi.

"But I don't wanna go to the principals office!" whined Yami like a little kid. "I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna!" He started jumping up and down in anger.

Marlin sighed with a smile on his face. "Well, Yami, if you really don't want to go to the office of the principal, you can stay right here."

Yami immediately stopped throwing his tantrum and looked up at Marlin. "Really?" he said in a high-pitched tone.

"Mm-hmm," Marlin said, nodding a "yes". "You can stay right here… but that Yugi kid will have to go in his place!"

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!" cried Yugi to Yami.

"Don't 'ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' me!" Yami said back to him. "I didn't say it, he did!" He pointed at Marlin. Then he looked at Marlin. "Okay, Marlin, you win. I'll go to the principal's office."

"Nope, too late!" Marlin said, shaking his head and walking over. "After that tantrum, you're staying right here. A crime was committed and somebody has to go to the principal's office!"

Now it was Yami's face that was a dark red. "THEN WHY CAN'T YOU GO!?"

"Because YOOOOOOOOOUUUUU committed the crime that was committed when you committed the committed crime of commitment, you crime-committing committer from the planet Stupid!" Marlin struck back.

Yami pointed at Marlin. "Maybe yoooooooooou committed the crime that was committed when the crime… uh… the committed… the crime of… and the planet of crime and punishment… and uh… what?" Yami held his head in confusion.

"You know," said Yugi, "this is why this story has taken so long. It's because of all the unnecessary dialogue spoken by you speaking speakers."

"True 'dat," Yami Marik agreed, folding his arms.

"Anyway," said Marlin, "let's go."

"But why do I have to go?" asked Yugi.

"Because you're taking the Pharaoh's place!" shouted Marlin.

"Don't I have to get shot first?" asked Yugi.

"Oh yeah, that's right," said Marlin, pulling out a laser.

"Okay, never mind!" shouted Yugi.

"What are you complaining for?" said Yami. "You're see through."

"But I bet I can still grab ya'!" said Marlin, putting the laser gun on the ground and grabbing Yugi's left arm.

"Oh no you don't!" shouted Yami, grabbing Yugi's right arm sucessfully.

"Oh boy…" said Yugi, boredly. (Wait… "boredly"?)

"Everyone!" said Marlin. "I'll let you be excused from the test him you throw things at the Pharaoh to loosen his grip on Yugi!"

"I'm gonna love this!" said Yami Marik, picking up a pencil.

Suddenly, everybody picked up an object, whether it was a book, a pen, a crumpled up piece of paper, a coat of arms… Okay, I just said that to be random. When Yami noticed this, he said in a whimper, "Oh dear…"

"FIIIIIIIRE!"

Upon hearing Marlin's cry, everybody, including Yugi's friends and grandfather, began pummeling him with stuff.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Yami screamed like a little girl. No, I take that back, because even a little girl wouldn't scream as pathetic as the Pharaoh. (In fact, they wouldn't scream pathetic at all!)

"Let go, you pointy-haired freak that happens to be a Pharaoh!" shouted Marlin.

"Hey, I'm pointy-haired, too!" said Yugi.

Finally, Yami couldn't handle the pressure of being tormented by all the objects landing on him. He let go of Yugi. "Aha!" Marlin said as he now grabbed Yugi's other arm.

"PHAAAAAAAARAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" shouted Yugi with tears coming out of his eyes as he tried to kick away from Marlin.

"YUUUUUUGIIIIIIIIII!" shouted Yami, tears streaming from his eyes. "DOOON'T GOOOOO! IIIII LOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOU!"

The entire classroom gasped and instantly stopped throwing objects at Yami.

Yami turned to the classroom, blushed, and cried, "AS A FRIEND, YOU MORONS! A FRIEND! A FRIEND! A FRIEND!"

Mokuba ran over to the door and opened it for Marlin. "Forgive me, Yugiiiii!" he cried.

"The last time I heard someone say that to me," Yugi explained, "Marlin shaved my head off!"

"Oooooooooooooooooh…" the students said in awe.

Yami stopped crying and giggled. "That was funny."

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Yugi shouted as Marlin pulled him out of the classroom. He hung onto the doorknob as Marlin was holding on to the rest of his body. "Graaaaampaaaa! Heeeelp meeeee!"

"Sorry, Yugi," Yugi's grandfather sang. "I'd like to help ya', but then I'd have to do the test."

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooohoooohoooohooooooooooo ooooooo!" screeched Yugi like a maniac who was headed to a torture chamber. (Actually, to these morons, this whole story is a torture chamber.) "Gaaaaaaaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Gaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Okay, I'm done."

"Really?" said Marlin, happily.

"Nope!" said Yugi. "Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaahaaaahaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…"

The door slammed.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaa…"

For a few seconds, everybody sat in silence upon hearing Yugi's screams. Everyone who was standing up sat down.

Finally, Tea said, "Hey… maybe we should go help him."

"But if we do that," warned Ishizu, "we'll have to take this test."

"It doesn't matter if we have to take this test," said Tea, standing up. "We have to go help Yugi!"

"Tea," said Joey, "I know we've got that whole friendship thing and all, but we really shouldn't do this if we'll have to take the test afterwards."

"You don't have to take the test," said Yami. "You already made up for that when you threw all that stuff at me!"

"Oh yeah," said Joey. "Dat's right."

Suddenly, all of the younger kids slowly turned their faces to Yami and grinned evil grins. When Yami noticed this, he laughed nervously and slowly spoke, "Uh… what's up?"

"That puzzle…" said one kid. "It's pure gold, isn't it?"

"We should take it for ourselves!" said another girl.

"Say what?" said Yami the Pharaoh.

All of the little kids looked at each other and smiled. "With the teacher gone," said Marlin, "no one can stop us!"

"H-h-hold on a minute," said Yami, lifting his hands up and shaking his head. "Now when did you decide to do this?"

"Just now," answered Cody.

"Hey now," said Joey, standing up. "you can't take the Pharaoh's Millennium Puzzle. It's his. Besides… it's overrated."

"WHAT?" said the shocked Pharaoh as he turned to Joey.

"I said," said Joey, winking at Yami a few times, "that the Puzzle isn't so special."

Yami, who didn't catch on to Joey's plan to save the Puzzle, replied, "Wait now, so are you very tired or do you have some eye problems?"

"Forget about it," said Joey. Then he sat down and said, "Everybody, forget about the Millennium Puzzle. It really isn't as special as it looks-"

"What are you talking about?!" cried the Pharaoh, rising up in anger. "Of course this Millennium Puzzle is valuable! How many Millennium Items do you think there are? There are only seven of them, each one a different and individual item!"

Joey jumped up to Yami and tried to cover his mouth, but Yami slapped his hand away, "Hands off the merchandise, punk!"

"Ooooooooh…" said the little kids.

"You just got slayed, Pharaoh," said Yami Marik.

"But Pharaoh," said Joey, "the Millennium Puzzle is overrated, remember?" He began alternating winks with his eyes, but Yami still didn't get the message.

"If there was ever anything that was valuable," stated Yami Yugi, "it's this Millennium Puzzle! It's probably more valuable than gold itself, even though it is gold! Why, if anyone tried to steal this and sell this on Ebay, they'd probably gain so much money that they'd be rolling in dough through even a Great Depression 2!"

Everyone gasped upon hearing those words.

"This isn't America, dude," said Mokuba. (Well, it might as well be!) "They were the ones that had a Great Depression."

"So the Millennium Puzzle is very valuable…" said another random little kid named Frank.

"Then we should steal it!" said a little girl. "It's real live gold!"

"What he means is," interrupted Joey, sweating like he was a car window getting rained upon, "it's fools' gold!"

"You're the fool for thinking this gold is so cheap!" retorted Yami. "THE MILLENNIUM PUZZLE IS A RARE GOLD ARTIFACT THAT IS VERY VALUABLE! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? DO I? HUH? HUUUUUUH?!"

"Um… maybe?" said Ishizu.

"YES, YOU LITTLE DELINQUENTS!" shouted Yami, evilly. "THIS PUZZLE IS PROBABLY THE MOST VALUABLE THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! AND IT'S MINE, ALL MINE! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!"

The room stirred with silence as everyone stared at the mad Pharaoh, who finished laughing in a high-pitched maniacal voice. (See, that's why the room was silent. He finished laughing. Yeah. Okay. I'm done. Sorry. Okay.) Yami stopped and looked around to see everyone laughing. Joey had basically sighed to show that he gave up, considering the fact that Yami basically ruined his plan.

Finally, Cody whispered to the kid beside him, "Okay… let's jump him so we can take the puzzle. Ready? Go!"

"Get the Pharaoh!" all the little kids shouted as they picked the objects they threw off of the floor so they could beat up Yami.

"Hahahahaaaaaaaa!" Yami shouted in his evil tone as they rushed over to him. "You little fools! You'll never be able to take this Millennium Puzzle! I'll never give it to you guys!"

Cody came to him and asked, "Can I have the Millennium Puzzle?"

"Eh, why not?" Yami answered nicely, taking off the chain that held his pendant. "Here you go."

"Thanks, dude," Cody replied, taking the Puzzle. "Sweet!"

Joey didn't do anything, as his jaw was dropped open and his eyes popped out. Everyone else face faulted except for the little kids.

Suddenly, the brain of the Pharaoh began to function normally again (or for the first time- it depends on how dumb you've thought he has been) and Yami said, "Hey kid! Give that back to me this instant!"

"Here, Elmer!" Cody cried as he threw the chunk of gold to a black-haired little boy with freckles and a moustache. Okay, I lied about that last part. Anyway, Elmer caught the Puzzle.

"Touchdown!" he said.

Suddenly, Yami climbed onto the top of his desk and stood on it. "Give it back!" he cried, jumping on it. He then turned to his friends. "Don't just sit there like the idiots that you are! Get that Puzzle back!"

"Why don't you get it back, Pharaoh?" cried Yami Marik.

"Yeah!" said Ishizu. "Wait… did I say that?"

"Why should I try to get that Puzzle back just so I could give it to you?" asked Yami Marik.

"Tell you what!" suggested Yami. "The first one to give me back that Puzzle will get to keep it for a day!"

"SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" cried Joey.

"No wait!" said Yami. "The first GROUP that will give it to me will get to keep it for a day!"

"Make it forever!" said Yami Marik. "And what groups are you talking about?"

"The groups are," said Yami, "my friends… versus the little kids I don't know. And all right then… the first group to give it to me shall keep the Puzzle."

"But we already have it!" said Elmer.

"DARN YOU!" shouted Yami. "OKAY THEN! CHANGE OF PLANS AGAIN! WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? OH YES, IT'S 11:45AM!" (Time flies when you're being stupid.) "WHICHEVER GETS THE PUZZLE AT NOON KEEPS IT!"

"Sounds good to me!" said Mokuba.

"Okay then!" said Yami, pointing at Elmer but looking at his friends. "CHAAAAAARGE!"

"Gimme that Puzzle, ya brat!" shouted Yami Marik as he leaped up and flew to the kid. "What?!" He looked below him when he realized that he couldn't move. He realized that some of the little kids were pulling on his legs to make him trip. "Nooooooooooooo!" he cried as he sank down to the ground.

Meanwhile, Elmer ran behind the teacher's desk, which was in the front of the room. Yami noticed this and crouched down, ready to pounce on him from his desk.

Yugi's grandfather noticed this and said, "Pharaoh… DOOOOOON'T!"

"GIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Yami screeched as he jumped off his desk- which was in the middle of the room, by the way- and toward the teacher's desk.

"Hey Jack!" cried Elmer. "Catch!"

He threw the Puzzle to his left, at the kid named Jack, who was near the door. Jack caught it as Yami went, "Whoaaaaah!" The Pharaoh crashed onto the desk and slid through all the papers and some apple that were on the desk. Everything flew off.

Meanwhile, Mokuba, who was near the door anyway, ran up to Jack to try and get the Puzzle. Jack threw the Puzzle across the room and toward a girl named Lydia, who would've gotten the Puzzle had not Joey threw himself in front of her to try and grab the Puzzle. He managed to grab the chain of the Puzzle, but he couldn't stop himself from flying through the air, causing him to collide with the desk in his path. He knocked over the desk, but since Yugi's grandfather was already running over there to get the Puzzle from Lydia, he tripped over the desk as well. Lydia took the Puzzle from Joey only to have it snatched by Tea, who ran away from the three of them only to run into Cody. Cody forced her to trip and fall, causing her to throw the Millennium Puzzle into the air. Ishizu leaped up to get it since it was falling toward her, but a kid who had already grabbed Yami Marik had grabbed her ankle and dragged her down as well. Cody tried to catch the Puzzle only to have it get hit by an apple that Yami threw, forcing it to head toward the back of the room. The problem was that with nobody there it would crash into the wall and break. Luckily, somebody managed to get up and make it to the back of the room and grab the Puzzle. Unluckily, it was Lydia.

"Tartar sauce!" cried Yami.

Meanwhile, Odion had finished working on his test (since he had been working on it long after everyone else quit) and tried to take the Puzzle back from Lydia. However, as he got up and ran he tripped on his own desk, causing it to slowly lean over. He leaped off the desk as it crashed and pounced onto Lydia, who panicked and threw the Puzzle to Cody, who couldn't catch it because Yami Marik managed to get up and grab the Puzzle before Cody did. Unfortunately he couldn't fight off the little kids who were still holding onto his legs. Mokuba ran over to the action but was pounced on by a little girl by the name of Nancy. Yami got up and ran over to Yami Marik to try and help him. Joey and Yugi's grandfather got up and tried to run to the Pharaoh, but Joey slipped onto the phone pieces that he had made earlier, and since he didn't want to be the only one to fall, he pulled Yugi's grandfather down with him.

"Why, you!" Solomon said. He jumped onto Joey and started beating the stuffing out of him while Yami was beating the little kids on Yami Marik with a textbook. Lydia got the apple that Yami threw and hurled it at the Pharaoh. It landed smack dab in his mouth due to the fact that Yami had it opened as he was screaming bloody murder at the little kids he was beating and the apple flew between his two rows of teeth. Yami gagged with the apple stuck in his mouth and he fell backward on the ground.

Tea managed to get up and run to Mokuba to rescue him from Nancy, but since Yami Marik thought that at that time it was convenient to slide the Puzzle away from the area that he was in, he slid the Puzzle across the floor, causing Tea to hear it. She was running toward Mokuba, but when she heard the sound she jerked her head around to see the Puzzle. Because of this she sprained her neck ("Oww!" she went.) and caused her to slip and fall on top of Nancy and Mokuba. Luckily, Mokuba rolled out of Tea's way, so he got up, jumped over the two girls, and dived for the Puzzle that was headed for the teacher's desk.

The Pharaoh tried to crawl over to Mokuba to try and take the Puzzle away from him, but it freaked Mokuba out to see a Pharaoh with in apple in his mouth reaching for him. Therefore, Mokuba screamed and threw the Puzzle at Tea, who was on top of Nancy. He managed to throw it to her just before Cody pounced on him and push himself and Mokuba into the desk.

Yami spit the apple out of his mouth and cried, "RUUUUUUUUN, TEA! RUN FOR YOUR FREAKIN' LIIIIIIIIIIFE!"

"Okay, Yami!" Tea shouted, but Nancy pulled her ankles and make her fall on top of her and throw the Puzzle toward one of the open windows that was across from the room.

"Noooooooooooo!" everyone cried as they watched the artifact fly through the air. However, the Pharaoh had managed to gather the last of his strength (of course) and rise up, managing to force his bruised right arm up in the path of the Puzzle…

Good news: The Puzzle made contact with his hand.

Bad news: The part that made contact with his hand was the sharp part at the very bottom.

"Eyoooooooouuuch!" screeched Yami upon experiencing the pain of touching the pointy part of the pyramid-shaped puzzle with the palm of his bare hand. It didn't really bleed or anything like that, but there was a mark on it. After severely poking it, the Puzzle bounced off of his hand and fell to the floor. Or did it?

Yes folks, it fell down, but luckily, Yami was able to lift his right leg under it to try and get it to land on him.

Good news: It worked.

Bad news: His body came in contact with the sharp part again.

"Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" screamed Yami upon feeling the pain. He lowered his left hand to try and grab the chain of the Puzzle but lost his balance upon doing that. "Whooooooooooooooooaaaah!"

"Gotcha!" Cody cried as he reached for the Puzzle while he was on Mokuba. Unfortunately for everyone on the Pharaoh's side, he caught the Puzzle with ease. Mokuba tried to grab him in order to get the Puzzle, but he failed due to the fact that Cody managed to slip away from him, which wasn't really hard considering the fact that Cody was on top of Mokuba. The problem for him was that when Yami lost his balance he fell on top of Cody. Both people were exhausted from their fighting, so they groaned as they tried to recover.

The Puzzle slipped out of Cody's hand and became out of reach for the two of them. Mokuba slowly tried to crawl around the two of them to try and get the Puzzle. Ishizu was on the floor still. Tea and Nancy were still on the floor as well, and Tea was moaning from her stiff neck. Odion was also on the floor, trying to break free from Lydia. Yami Marik was being beaten up by other little kids, but he realized that the Cody had "fumbled" the Millennium Puzzle. He also realized that if he stayed put, the little kids would stay on him and Mokuba could get the Puzzle and escape.

Everything is going great now, thought Yami Marik. All Mokuba has to do it get the Puzzle and run…

Unfortunately, things had to get worse. You see, Odion was completely beaten up by Lydia, so she freed herself from him and ran away. Lydia ran into Ishizu to try and beat her up as well so that she wouldn't get up, so they got into a fight themselves. They formed a dust cloud which collided with the dust cloud that Joey and Yugi's grandfather were in, and that one big super dust cloud flew to the front of the room where the teacher's desk was. Yami and Cody were still on the ground, but Mokuba managed to get the Millennium Puzzle with his hand. He slowly held it in his hand, but he then turned to see the giant dust cloud of people headed his way.

"OH NO!" Mokuba cried as he saw the Puzzle.

The dust cloud of Ishizu, Lydia, Joey, and Yugi's grandfather collided with Mokuba, and so he ended up in the dust cloud. To make matters worse, since Mokuba was near Cody and Yami, they ended up in the dust cloud as well. So now, Yami, Cody, Mokuba, Joey, Lydia, Ishizu, and Yugi's grandfather were stuck in the dust cloud of fighting.

"AAUGH! THE PUZZLE WAS IN THERE!" shouted Yami Marik as he extended his hand out toward the dust cloud to try and grab the Puzzle. The pounding kids did the same, and this caused them to end up in the cloud as well. "WHOOOOOOOOOOAH!" they cried as they all flew into the cartoon dust cloud.

Jack and Elmer, two kids who were on different sides of the room, noticed what was going on and ran over to the action and tried to help, but they got pulled in as well. Now the dust cloud contained everybody except for Nancy, Tea, Odion, and, um, that's it I think. This big cloud of dust of people fighting got so out of control that it flew around the classroom and then made it to the front of the room near the door where Tea and Nancy were causing, yep, you guessed it, them to get sucked into the dust cloud of doom (not to mention pure stupidity). With everyone except Odion caught in the mess, the dust cloud of people burst through the door and actually moved across the hallway outside of the room, up some stairs, and eventually to the roof of the school. The puzzle was still in the cloud of people killing each other or being killed (like that famous "kill or be killed" saying), and none of the morons noticed that they were on top of the roof. In fact, they didn't notice that they even flew up to the room until they ended up going off of it shortly afterward.

Meanwhile, Odion slowly managed to get up. He just so happened to look at that open window to see a giant dust cloud slowly falling off the roof of the school while hearing the screaming that was coming from it. He scratched his head in confusion. "How did they get up there?" he said.

Anyway, the dust cloud of people fighting continued falling toward the ground. It eventually hit the ground and then rolled from the sidewalk that it landed on to an open manhole that was in the street, where it then fell through the manhole with all the people inside.

The dust finally cleared when everyone was too exhausted to continue fighting. They began huffing and puffing as they all looked around. They were located in a dark area under the street, and there was a greenish yellowish liquid that was flowing near the ground they were lying on. Everybody stood up and realized where they were.

"Hey wait," said a tired Joey. "Don't tell me we're where I think we are!"

"Legoland?" Yami asked him.

"No, you fool!" cried Yami Marik. "I think we're in the sewer system!"

"SAY WHAAAAAAAT?!" Joey cried. (Well, almost everybody realized where they were.)

Yes folks, apparently the dust cloud rolled out of the room, up on the roof, off the roof, and through a manhole. They were on the ground beside a ladder that led up to the top of the manhole, but they were near a lake of greenish yellowish liquid.

"Oh well," Yami said as he sighed and brushed himself off. He then looked at his watch. (Wait, he has a watch?) "Okay, it's noon." (Once again, time flies when you're being stupid.)

"Noon?!" Tea said. "Oh yeah, the Puzzle!"

"Okay," said Yami, "now who has the Millennium Puzzle?"

He looked around at everyone in the sewer area. Everyone else looked around, but they didn't see the Millennium Puzzle anywhere. None of them had the Puzzle!

"Oh snap!" said Yami. "The Puzzle is gone!"

"But where could it have gone?" Tea asked him, holding her neck in pain.

Everyone looked around for the artifact. They were on the "sidewalk" area under the sewer, and beside them was the lake of… well… yeah.

When Yami realized where the Puzzle had to be if it wasn't on the sidewalk, he groaned and cried, "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOOO! NOT THERE! ANYWHERE BUT IN THERE!"

Everybody else came with the same conclusion. The Millennium Puzzle was in the sea of sewer water, otherwise known as…

Meanwhile, Duke and Kaiba were still in denial. At the same time, Tristan and Yami Bakura were patting Yugi on the back as Yugi was sniffing from his crying. Marlin was just giggling as he watched them. So what will happen now that Yami and the gang are in the sewer? Will they get the Puzzle back? And will they ever get their cards changed? Find out… next time!

Next week will be the 30th chapter, but the 31st chapter will not come until the week after the next one...