"Hello again, Yuno."

Yuno found herself in the living room of her house. Next to her was the cage where her she had accidentally killed her parents by starving them to death. Their bodies were still there. She...

Wait. No. No, that's not right at all. She had shot her parents, deliberately.

"I said hello."

She looked up and saw the other Yuki sitting on a chair across from her.

"Fuck you."

"Now, that's not a very nice way to talk to your boyfriend, is it?"

"You're not my boyfriend. You're not even real!"

"Oh?"

"You're just part of these fucking nightmares!"

"Am I, now?"

"You are. Just a figment of my imagination."

"Did you know Kamado's orphanage is getting an extra room?"

"...What?"

"Did you know?"

"I...no. No, I didn't."

"Now, if I'm just a part of your imagination, I should know what you know, correct?"

"I-I guess..."

"But if I know something you don't..."

"YOU'RE NOT REAL! You've been putting fake memories in my head and then removing them every time I dream of you!"

"If I'm not real, how could I do that?"

"You know what I mean."

"They're real memories, Yuno. They're just not yours."

"Then whose are they?"

"They're the memories of my Yuno Gasai, from my universe."

"What?"

"I'm from Earth-1A, Yuno. You're from Earth-2. We're both from the MN multiverse. You see, there is an entire omniverse of multiverses. I'm what you'd call an 'omniversal threat'. That means I could potentially fuck up the whole omniverse if I wanted."

"Are there any more universes in our multiverse?"

"Well, my Yuno traveled to Earth-1B, now called Heaven-1C. Then there's Earth-1C, which is a very nice place. There was an Earth-1D, but that little accident corrected itself. Murmur's a fucking idiot."

"Well, that, I agree with."

"There's also an Earth-3, which has fourteen Diary Owners, and there's Earth-4, where Deus is like an artificial intelligence or something. I dunno, I never really looked into it. I'm not even this multiverse right now, I'm on Earth-YY-1. I'm broadcasting this telepathically. You see, humans are at their weakest when they're asleep and dreaming. I like to wander around their minds sometimes."

"So, you're not human?"

"It's...complicated. After I died and your Murmur revived me-"

"What?!"

"Yeah, he can kinda raise the dead. Well, not by himself. All he can do is talk to the dead. But you see, my universe was contaminated by my Yuno's divine energy. This made it easy to resurrect me, the other Diary Holders, a few others, and Diabolus."

"Who's Diabolus?"

"They are who I work for. Diabolus Ex Machina is even stronger than I am. I'm just their second-in-command. Now, they're human. Or at least, they were."

"If you're Yuki, how can you not be human?"

"I told you, it's complicated. You know, Yuno, I love you humans. You're so violent and depraved. You'll believe anything, you taste amazing, and you're always good for a quick fuck."

"Humans suck!" shouted out a voice from another room. It sounded like a mixture of David Bowie and Bill Cipher.

"Who's that?"

"Oh, that's just the Song And Dance Man. He's another omniversal threat. He's also an annoying dipshit. I believe one of his coworkers, Traum, met your Aru before."

"How many omniversal threats are there?"

"Oh, there are so many of them! There's Diabolus, the Master Of Puppets, Iru, Azathoth, Satan, Tezcatlipoca, Uranus, Typhon, Nyarlathotep, Set, Apophis, Loviatar, the Wakan Sica, Loki, Jormungandr, Fenrir, Surtr, Over-Man...the list goes on. Anyway, I gotta go now. Have fun with the election. Oh, and Yuno..."

The false Yuki leaned in towards her. She could see the stitches on his neck, which weren't there earlier.

"I don't like my old name that much. Call me Ganger."

Yuno woke up. She remembered nothing.