A/N: okay, are you ready? Ready for this? DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!! This one was sent in by snake screamer (yet again, thank you!) and I died laughing when I read it!! Hope you guys enjoy!
Disclaimer: ~Characters: Man of Action. ~Plotline: snake screamer ~Slight editorial: Skylark Evanson
"Why are we watching this again?" asked the brunette boy beside his cousin on the couch. The dark teen they usually hung around with was on the other side of the redhead, his well-muscled arm around her. They all watched the massive plasma screen that hung on the wall of Gwen's family room.
"Some stupid thing on the ocean and the stuff in it," Kevin said, flicking a single finger at the tv screen without caring. "I think that's a twig fish," he added, squinting at the screen to try and figure it out. "If we've got stick bugs, then there are probably twig fish."
"That's a sea cucumber," Gwen told the boys on both sides of her. "Shouldn't you know that?"
"I know what sea cucumbers are!" Ben said indignantly. His scrawny arms folded across his chest, clearly portraying his disgust for them thinking he was stupid.
"Oh yeah, let me guess their the fish version of regular cucumbers," commented the dark teen.
"Or they're actually a secret project of a hidden society," Gwen chuckled, trying to bug Ben just as Kevin was. So far, it wasn't working too well for either of them.
"Actually sea cucumbers are members of the Echinodermata family, meaning they're related to sand dollars and sea urchin. They are cylinder, or cucumber shape, hence the name. But cause of certain aspect, the sea cucumber are so different from other echinoderms that they were long separated and thought to be actually worms." Ben smirked at the way the two openly gaped at him after that.
"How..." Kevin started, shocked at what Ben said. He hardly knew anything except for cars, and Ben miraculously knew something about fish.
"Heh, I have my ways!" Ben said, not willing to admit he slept with his eyes open watching an animal documentary during school. "Now if you 'scuse me, the genius need to get a smoothie." Ben opened a door, got in, and closed it behind him.
"Yo, genius, that's a closet," Kevin pointed out, making Ben open the door and clamber back out.
"Of course... I knew that, I was just testing you," Ben stuttered moving to the next door and getting in. The door closed behind him once again.
"Another closet," snickered Kevin as Ben got out, looking very annoyed.
A/N: ahahaha!!! Still love it!! Thanks for sending it in, Snake(hope you liked my slight editing)! Review if you loved it!
~Sky
