"We were summoned?" The glee club walked into Rachel's hospital room on Sunday afternoon. Rachel was sat in a wheelchair.
"I still think this is a bad idea." Puck muttered.
"As scintillating as your company is Noah I'm bored and this is a good idea."
"What is a good idea?" Kurt and Blaine filled the doorway.
"Since I cannot leave the hospital, we are going to go and entertain the children's ward." Rachel replied.
"You called us here to sing?" Quinn questioned.
"It's Rachel." Santana pointed out.
"Let's go there are kids waiting."
"This is a bad idea." Puck muttered.
"So what exactly are you expecting us to sing?" Mike asked.
"I have the music for every song any of us have done in Glee on my iPod and lots that we haven't." Rachel replied. "But since it is a children's ward I think they would appreciate a revival of the 'Justin Bieber Experience' and everyone loves the Time Warp."
"You should have told us what you were planning and Sam could have brought his shorts." Mercedes smirked.
"No way." Sam shook his head.
"I was in juvie, what the hell is it with you all and his Rocky Horror costume?"
"They were very short." Tina stated.
"And very tight." Santana added.
"And very gold." Brittany helpfully supplied.
"And the only thing he was wearing." Mercedes added with a smile.
"So you all want Sam to get half naked again." Puck concluded.
"Well who doesn't?" Quinn asked with a wink. Finn and Puck glared at her. "That's a blush." She said looking at Sam.
"Let's throw it over to our judge." Mercedes prompted.
"It's the start of one." Rachel adjudicated.
"Forget that." Santana quickly whispered something in Sam's ear which instantly turned him beet red.
"And we have a winner." Rachel announced.
"Pay up." Santana held out her hand as the girls all gave her a dollar.
"You had a bet to see who could get Sam to blush?" Finn asked.
"Since we're at the end we may as well tell them. We have managed to get you all to blush in the last two weeks except Puck." Tina replied.
"Only his mother makes him blush." Rachel pointed out.
"How exactly did you make us blush?" The girls except Rachel quickly whispered in their boyfriends ears and they all turned the same shade of red as Sam.
"Do I want to know?" Puck asked, Rachel shook her head. "If we're making costume re-run requests I vote for the leather pants."
"I'm with you on that one." Finn high-fived him.
"So Blaine can you sing on the fly?" Mike asked.
"No quite up to your sectionals performance of last year, but I can hold my own." Blaine replied.
"What are you doing for Regionals?" Sam inquired on the off chance.
"We're not telling you, it's almost as big a secret as Kar… It's a secret." Kurt caught himself.
"You mean about Karowsky being in the closet?" Puck asked.
Kurt looked at Rachel.
"I didn't tell him." She insisted.
"Karowsky?" Quinn repeated.
"That explains a few things." Finn realised.
"How did you find out?" Kurt asked.
"Juvie 101, those who protest loudest usually have something to hide and a few looks in the football huddle."
"If he's in a closet shouldn't someone let him out?" Brittany asked.
"He's not in an actual closet." Artie started to explain.
"Don't bother." Santana told him.
"You know that could get him off every ones backs." Mike pointed out.
"It's not our place to out him. He has to come to terms with it himself and he'll tell everyone when he's ready." Rachel stated.
Will stood leaning against the wall watching.
"Can I help you?" One of the nurses inquired.
"They're my kids." Will replied. The nurse shot him a confused look. "I'm the coach for the McKinley Glee Club." He explained.
"They're good." She commented. "The one with the Mohawk is that Noah Puckerman?"
"Yes. His girlfriend is the girl in the wheelchair."
"What's wrong with her?"
"She hit her head Thursday night and keeps blacking out. She's here for observation."
"And she's singing?"
"If you knew Rachel you wouldn't have to ask that. She lives to sing."
"That was actually kind of fun." Santana commented as they pushed Rachel back to her room.
"As the competition I have to give you guys points for style." Blaine conceded.
"Rach, are you ok?" Puck noticed her rubbing her forehead.
"No. I think I'm going to…" She trailed off.
"Finn catch."
"What?" Finn turned but was lucky catch Rachel as she passed out and fell forward from the wheelchair, he quickly upright.
"I knew this was a bad idea." Puck crouched down beside. "Come on Rach, wake up." It took almost two minutes for her to start to stir. "That's my girl."
"What happened?" She mumbled.
"You blacked out again. Rach…"
"Alpha, beta, gamma delta."
"Good girl." He kissed her forehead. "Sam's going to take you back to your room and I'm going to go and find your neurologist ok?"
Rachel nodded.
"She needs to see a doctor now." Puck banged his hand on the desk.
"As I've told you Mr Puckerman, the doctor is with another patient right he will be in to see her as soon as he is available." The nurse informed him.
"That's not good enough. Seventeen year old girls do not keep blacking out."
Across the room Quinn stood next to Santana watching.
"Do you think we should do something?" Quinn asked.
"You take Puck and I'll take the nurse. It's about time being a bitch pays off." Santana walked over to the desk.
"Puck, come and sit down everything will be ok." Quinn put her hand on his arm. He reluctantly conceded to follow her.
"Look Laverne," Santana read the woman's name badge. "Here is what you are going to do. You're going to pick up that phone and get the head of the neurology department down here to look at Rachel right now."
"Miss…" Laverne started.
"Lopez and I don't see you dialling."
"We have protocols."
"I don't care about protocol. Let me tell you what is going to happen if you don't start dialling right now. I'm going to call the media and tell them how this hospital sent a seventeen year old girl home with a concussion telling her she was fine, and then when it is proved that she isn't that a nurse refuses to get a doctor to see her. Then I'm going to get my dad to sue the hospital and you personally for so much money that your great grandchildren will still be paying it off. So start dialling."
"Miss Lopez…"
"Fine." Santana pulled out her phone and hit speed dial. "Dad, it's me. I need you to come to the hospital and sue them because there is a nurse here named Laverne who is refusing to get a doctor to see Rachel….. Uncle Martin is there, bring him this could get entertaining…. See you then." She hung up. "My Dad will be here in fifteen minutes, he's bringing my godfather Martin, who happens to be the Chairman of the hospital board. So guess who is getting fire today."
"Santana!" Will who had caught the end of her rant protested. "That's enough."
"Mr Schue, as much as I like you, it's Sunday, you can't tell me what to do." She turned back to the nurse. "You're still not dialling."
"Is there a problem here?" A man in suit walked over.
"And who are you?" Santana turned to him.
"Walter Hadley, hospital Chief of Staff." He replied.
"Then maybe you can the head of neurology here now." Santana crossed her arms. "Laverne here is being completely useless."
"As I was trying to explain to Miss Lopez we have protocol. She was just getting through informing me that her father is coming down to sue the hospital and me personal and bring her godfather, 'Uncle Martin' who is the chairman of the hospital board."
"Martin Underwood?" Dr Hadley asked.
"Uncle Martin." Santana showed him a picture on her phone.
"Get Dr Sexton here now." Dr Hadley instructed.
"But…" Laverne started to protest.
"Now Laverne." He repeated.
"If it helps Kurt and I go to school with the son of one of the members of the State Medical Board." Blaine added.
"Can I have the patients file please?" Dr Hadley requested. Laverne handed it over.
"Rachel's parents are on the way." Mercedes who had been on the phone and missed the drama entered.
"I'll make sure Dr Sexton personally deals with your friend's case."
"About time someone saw sense." Santana nodded.
"Puck, Rachel's asking for you." Sam came out the room to find him.
"He needs a minute." Quinn informed him. "Why don't you entertain her with some of your impressions?" She suggested.
"No. I'm fine." Puck got to his feet. "Thank you." He said to Santana as he walked by.
TBC
