dragoscilvio requested WW Sanji and Zoro getting distracted from a fight and having a hunting contest as wolves.

Non-humans: WW Zoro, WW Sanji


"Moss-head!"

"What was that, shit-cook?!"

"You heard me, shitty swordsman!"

Zoro and Sanji snarled and started fighting again.

Nami and Robin were sitting on lawn chairs on the stern. Nami glanced over to the two and sighed.

"Want me to help?" Robin offered without looking up.

"No, I got this," Nami said. She reached behind her chair, picked something up, got up, and walked over to where the two werewolves were fighting.

"Sanji-kun! Zoro!"

They looked up. She tossed the stick she was holding across the ship and they immediately ran after it.

Three splashes quickly followed this: The stick, Zoro, and Sanji.

"That'll take care of them," Nami said, turning back to Robin. "I'm sure they can get back up without help."

"Zoro!" She heard Chopper yell. This was followed by a splash.

"Oi, Chopper!" Another splash.

"Luffy-san!" Splash.

"What are you idiots doing?!" Splash.

Nami let out a sound that was somewhere between a groan and a scream.

"I'll go check on them," Robin offered.

"Please don't you fall in, too," Nami moaned.

Robin smiled, stood, and went to help out the ones who had fallen overboard.


"Zoro . . . Sanji . . ."

Usopp poked his head into the men's quarters and tiptoed to the spot between the sleeping werewolves' beds.

"Guys," he whispered.

They didn't move.

"Guys!" he said, louder.

They turned over and glared at him. He flinched.

"What is it?" Zoro mumbled, wincing.

"Um—just thought you should know—we've docked at an island—and we're pretty sure it's uninhabited, so—"

"Okay, okay," Sanji grumbled. He turned back over. "Go away."

Usopp turned and crept out of the room.

As the sun sank below the horizon, Zoro and Sanji got up and trudged outside.

"Here's hoping we don't run into anything aggressive," Sanji muttered as he and Zoro started to strip.

"Yeah, Chopper got on my case last time," Zoro muttered, yawning.

Sanji scowled as they finished undressing (as always, they stood facing away from each other). "And whose fault—" he suddenly winced and doubled over. "Was—"

He and Zoro fell to the ground, curled up in pain.

A minute later the werewolves rose. They spotted each other, circled for a moment, and then relaxed.

Zoro pointed to the jungle on the island with his muzzle and he and Sanji leapt off of the ship, landing in the sand. They walked into the woods side-by-side.

Let's have a hunting contest, Zoro said suddenly.

Sanji turned towards him as they both stopped. A hunting contest?

Whoever brings back the most meat here wins.

Human meat? Sanji snarled softly.

Zoro looked back at the ship and growled. There are humans there, but they're locked in. I don't smell humans out here. We can catch squirrels and rats.

Sanji's lip curled. Do they taste good?

Probably not as good as human, but we can find out.

They turned to the jungle and prepared to run.

Go!

The werewolves charged into the trees.

. . .

Where is the place? Zoro grumbled to himself, holding several small rodents in his jaws. I found it before . . . oh.

He spotted Sanji sitting by the two nearly identical piles of game, grooming his back.

Zoro meandered over and dropped his fresh kills onto his pile. I win.

Sanji looked up, his lip curling. What?

My pile is bigger.

Look at my catches. They obviously have more meat on them.

So? Mine has more meat altogether.

They started growling at each other, preparing to fight.

The sun peeked over the horizon and they both whined and collapsed.

A minute later, Zoro and Sanji rose. Zoro went to the ship and came back with their clothes, tossing Sanji's at him. Sanji caught them before they hit his face and they dressed silently.

"God, my head hurts," Sanji grumbled, yawning.

"I won," Zoro said. Before Sanji could retaliate, he said, "Think we can eat this stuff?"

"I don't see why not," Sanji mused, looking at the piles. "Your stuff looks pretty stringy, but I might be able to cook it up into stew."

Zoro growled, but it was cut off by a yawn. "Let's get going."

Sanji scooped up the game and they trudged back to the ship for some much-needed rest.


So here's what happened with the stick:

The stick landed in the water and Zoro and Sanji didn't stop themselves in time so they tumbled overboard with it. Chopper saw them, panicked, and jumped in to save them, forgetting he couldn't swim. Luffy saw Chopper jump in, panicked, and went to save him, forgetting that he couldn't swim either. Brook saw Luffy jump in and went to save him, but of course he can't swim either. Usopp saw Chopper, Luffy, and Brook jump in, and finally dove after them after Brook jumped ship.