Quin burst through the front door and entered the living room. "AHA! I have found a flaw in the game Twilight Princess!" she exclaimed.
Midna and Young Link looked up from watching the morning news.
"Oh no! You discovered my love for turkish delights, didn't you?!" Midna screamed.
"What? No!" the Author said, folding her arms.
"Oh well, I was just kidding. Sorry, we watched the new Narnia movies last night. I think I threw up ten times," Midna said, looking back at the tv.
"They were good movies!" Young Link piped up.
"You just have a crush on Susan, or Sue, or Satan. I can't remember the name of that whiny girl," Midna muttered. "I almost gagged on air when they threw out that (SPOILER!) Susan would like Caspian (SPOILER'S OVER!) I mean, why couldn't they leave that to the freakin' fan fictions?!"
"Who cares? And you're distracting the readers from my clever discovery! Where is TP Ganondorf?!" Quin asked.
"He's outside," Young Link answered.
"TP GANONDORF!!" the Author shouted.
The evil king of Twilight Princess entered the house through the sliding glass door. "What?! You interrupted my shuffle board game with OoT Zelda. If I win I get to rule Hyrule for a day!"
"You have walked in and out of this house-" Quin murmured.
"He actually lives here like us," Midna said.
"-but I have discovered your secret!" she continued, ignoring the Twilight Princess.
"What secret could I possibly have?!" he asked, bewildered.
"YOUR EARS!" Quin shrieked, walking torwards him. "I was watching a new music video of Twilight Princess with the song Blow Me Away. And after seeing a close-up of you in the video, I found the flaw of the ages!"
"For Din's sake, just spit it out!" Midna yelled, frustrated.
"Readers, read closely," Quin murmured. "TP Ganondorf's ears are pointed!! Where we all know that Gerudo ears are round like a pip-squeak human. What have you got to say about that?!" Quin shouted, pointing at Ganondorf.
"Umm, that was the game designers. They just told me to roll with it," he admitted.
Mdna raised an eyebrow but looked closely at the evil king. "Oh yeah! His ears are pointed. Well, I guess our game does have a flaw after all."
"Next time I will look through Phantom Hourglass to see if they have any flaws to uncover!" Quin declared.
"We all ready know those flaws. You have to go to the (SPOILER!) Ocean King's temple WAY too much (SPOILER'S OVER!). It's freaking annoying," Young Link pointed out.
"WHATEVER!" she still walked out the door.
