RED FORMAN IS ON HOLD
Red is sitting in the kitchen while on the phone. Kitty is baking a pie, and Eric and his friends are running back and forth getting food.
"It's great to be back here in my house. But the dumbasses at FOX have put me on hold because they don't know where my payroll has gone to. Can you believe it, I've been here at FOX for ten damn years, and this is how they repay me."
"Red? Red?" Kitty taps Red on the shoulder.
"What is it Kitty?"
"Would you like peach pie, or cherry?"
"I don't know Kitty--" Red listens. "Hello?" He rolls his eyes. "Damn automatic messages. What the hell ever happened to actually speaking to a real live person? Is it really that hard? It would also generate so many more jobs here in America seeing as everyone would be talking to someone. It's a win-win deal!"
"So, peach then?"
"Yes Kitty, peach. We always have peach!"
Kelso and Hyde run into the kitchen.
"Got any brownies, Mrs. Forman?" Kelso giggles.
"Super brownies?" Hyde laughs along.
"What have I told you people about running in this house? My wife doesn't work in the kitchen all day to have some misfits scuffing up the floor!"
"Thank you, Red. Boys, if you wait for about an hour, I'll have peach pie ready!"
"Peach pie, awesome!" Kelso runs out of the kitchen.
"Thanks Mrs. F!" Hyde runs too.
"Know what? Screw this! Nobody puts Red Forman on hold!" Red slams the phone down. He then looks to the camera. "Remember that Fortune 500 companies! I mean nobody!"
The phone rings. Red answers and listens. "Yeah, hold on one sec." Red slams the phone down and laughs.
TV AD: "Bellsouth! It's the damn phone company. They'll make you buy their service, or else."
THE END
