Chapter 27: Carbonated Talent

Opening Credits

It seems today that all ya see

Is violence in movies and sex on TV

But where are those good, old-fashioned values

On which we used to rely

Lucky there's a Family Guy!

Lucky there's a man who

Positively can do

All the things that make us

Laugh n' Cry

He's

a

Fam

-ily

Guy!

End

The episode starts out at the Drunken Clam where today Peter, Frank and the guys (including Brian) decided to sit at the bar while watching the TV above. Quagmire, however, wasn't with the guys. Frank soon spotted something off-screen.

"Hey, guys. Guys, check it out." Frank said to the guys. "Quagmire's tryin' to get lucky."

Quagmire was by the booths where he and the guys would usually sit and sat in one with a couple.

"Hey, gorgeous. You want to come home with me?" Quagmire tried to flirt with the woman.

"I'm with my husband." The woman protested against Quagmire's advances.

"Lose the zero, get with the hero." Quagmire insisted.

This, however, got the woman's husband angry as he punched Quagmire in the face knocking him back a bit but the latter didn't seem to feel a thing.

"Little violent for ya, don't ya think?" Quagmire asked the husband.

The husband punched Quagmire again with the same results.

"Heh. I'll be right over there." Quagmire said walking back to the guys at the bar.

"We interrupt with this breaking news." Tom Tucker said on the TV the guys were watching as it cut to the former and Diane Simmons on Channel 5 News. "After years of exploring the world, the mysterious and eccentric brewmeister, Pawtucket Pat, has announced that he's now entering the soft drink industry, also known as soda and is opening his new soda factory to a lucky few."

Hearing the news about Pawtucket Pat entering the soda business made Frank and Peter think of Frank Jr, John and Tyler's habit of drinking soda.

"Pawtucket Pat has placed different colored scrolls in each of the seven flavors being released, each one's color representing the flavor of the soda it's shipped with, as they are called the rainbow scrolls." Diane reported where Tom pulled out a case of the aforementioned soda where its flavor was True Cola as Tom starting drinking each of the bottles in the case attempting to find one of the rainbow scrolls. "Each lucky scroll-winner and a guest of their choice will take a magical tour of the new brewery and walk away with a lifetime supply of the soda."

Diane then turned to Tom giving him a look of annoyance.

"What?" Tom asked. "I don't care how much sugar is in this. It's for my son." Tom then went back to his soda drinking.

Back to the bar.

"Hey, did you guys hear that?" Peter asked the guys amused. "That looks like it could be right up Frank Jr, John and Tyler's alley. Heck, this could be a chance for the four of us to finally have something in common."

"Forget it, Peter. You guys wouldn't have a chance." Quagmire dismissed Peter's chances.

"Yeah, you never win anything." Cleveland also dismissed Peter's chances of winning. "Remember when you went on Password?"

Cutaway #1

Peter was a contestant on the game show Password where he was paired with Tony Randall.

"This one is for Peter Griffin and Tony Randall." The host of the show said as Peter picked up the card containing the winning password.

"The password is 'flaming'." The announcer said as the password was shown on the side of Peter and Tony's table.

"You..." Peter said, which only that was.

"...Actor..." Tony Randall guessed, though wasn't quite comprehending what Peter meant.

"You..." Peter said again.

"...Tony?..." Tony Randall guessed again still confused.

"You..." Peter said yet again.

End

Elsewhere, at the Griffin house, Lois was busy teaching piano lessons to her student, but the latter was playing it rather badly. Lois then turned the hands of the clock on top of the piano to try and cancel it early while her student wasn't looking.

"Very good, Jones." Lois lied to her student pretending to be impressed. "Oh, my, look at the time."

"Mrs. Griffin, I practiced just like you said." Jones said to Lois while she dragged him to the door.

"Oh, far be it from me to call you a liar." Lois said under her breath.

"Huh?" Jones exclaimed not understanding what Lois said.

"Oh, nothing. Nothing." Lois excused. "See you next week."

Lois then closed the door behind Jones.

"Mom, how come all your students suck?" Meg asked Lois as she and Persephone were sitting on the couch reading.

"I don't know, honey." Lois said to Meg. "All I want is one pupil who's good enough to win the piano competition. I'm sick of coming in second to that awful Alexis Radcliffe. Every year, she wins and rubs it in my face."

It then flashed back to a time when Lois came in second to her rival, Alexis Radcliffe as she was outside with her pupil at the time who was holding the second place trophy.

"Don't worry, sweetheart. There's always next year." Lois tried to comfort her student's disappointment when Alexis Radcliffe pulled up in front of them with a huge first place trophy strapped on the roof of her car.

"Congratulations on second place, Lois." Alexis told Lois bringing out a bucket of water and then pouring the water on the curb before she got back in and then quickly drove off splashing the leftover water onto Lois and her pupil.

It then flashed back to the present where the door knocked and Lois went over to answer it while Meg and Persephone left the room.

Lois answered the door to find it was Peter and Frank who was carrying a few boxes of the brand new Pawtucket soda from the news...and drunk.

"Oh, Lois, thank God it's you!" Peter drunkly said to Lois relieved. "The last three houses I went to were very rude!"

"Have you been drinking?" Lois asked Peter concerned.

"Why, yes, I have. Thank you." Frank replied rather flattered as he and peter went over and sat on the couch. "Frank Jr, John! Tyler! I've got a surprise for you!"

Neither Frank Jr, John nor Tyler replied back to Frank and Peter.

"Hey, where are Frank Jr, John and Tyler?" Peter asked confused by the Trio's absence.

"We're right here, Mr. Griffin." John said to Peter.

Peter and Lois were confused before they looked down at the floor to find Frank Jr, John and Tyler lying there having been with them the whole time positioned like bear rugs. The only difference is that their mouths weren't open.

"What are you boys doing on the floor like that?" Lois asked them.

"John, Tyler and I thought about making a new way to watch TV and this is what we could come up with." Frank Jr told Lois.

"Well, time to get up now, you two." Peter told the Trio. "Because I've got a little surprise for you right here."

"A surprise?" John asked curious to what Peter got him immediately getting back on his feet.

"Oh, whatisitwhatisitwhaisit?" Frank asked rather excited as he and Tyler too rose up from the floor.

"Here you go." Peter said offering them three of the sodas he brought home.

"Pawtucket Soda?" John read the label on the bottles confused.

"That's right. Pawtucket Brewery is now producing its own soda and we gotta find two of those rainbow scrolls." Peter explained.

"Rainbow scrolls?" Tyler asked also confused.

"Yeah, everyone's looking' for them." Frank said.

It cut to the outside of Mayor West's office before showing Mayor West was also trying to find a rainbow scroll as a bottle of the soda was placed on the desk.

"All right, listen to me, you sugar-filled, long-necked bastard. You give me one of these rainbow scrolls and I make you Head of Sanitation Services for the entire city." Mayor West negotiated with the bottle of soda. "It's a do-nothing job. Sweet gig."

It then cut to a hospital where inside there were a couple of kids who were being treated by the hospital's staff while their parents were in the waiting room worried for them.

"Two more diagnosed with diabetes." Death came into the waiting room with a list and wrote the children's' diagnoses down. "Looking' for those scrolls, huh? Wouldn't mind finding those things myself."

Death took one of the soda bottles the kids had, opened it with his left eyehole on his skull and drinking it instead of poured out the soda. Well now we see death having a mass sugar rush as he destroyed the hospital with all the kids in.

It then cut back to Frank, Peter, Lois, Frank Jr, John and Tyler.

"Why do you care so much about touring a stupid brewery?" Lois asked Frank and Peter not getting the big deal.

"Mom, everyone has their sanctuary." Frank told Lois. "The Catholics have churches. Fat people have Wisconsin. And Frank Jr, Peter, John, Tyler and I have the Pawtucket Brewery. You see, this could probably be the one thing to help strengthen my relationship with Frank Jr, John and Tyler. Right, boys?"

"Uh... Aye?" Frank Jr John and Tyler both responded rather unsure.

"All right. Now, let's get to work." Peter said getting himself one of the sodas and handing one to Lois. "Here, Lois, you can help out."

"Peter, I'm not sure if alcohol and soda are what you need to help strengthen your relationship with the boys." Lois said to Peter putting down the soda.

"Okay. Okay. All right. All right." Frank Jr said seemingly agreeing getting up from the couch. "Grandma, uhh...I'm gonna go to the store now. Okay? Here I go." Frank Jr then tried imitating running over to the grocery store as Lois wasn't paying attention reading a TV guide before Frank Jr tried to force-feed Lois the soda.

"Stop it!" Lois demanded breaking away from Frank Jr's hold of her. "What if the kids were to see you drinking like this? Especially Stewie. He's so impressionable."

It then showed a time with Stewie waking up in his crib hungover where there were a dozen beer bottles and another baby in his crib with him, who was female, yet pretty ugly.

"Oh, God, please tell me we didn't do it." Stewie begged.

It then cut back to the present.

"Its okay, Mrs. Griffin. We don't mind getting rid of the soda." John told Lois off-screen. "That's why we've decided to pour it all out."

"Just like what we're doing right now." Tyler said zooming out to reveal John and Tyler were pouring out the soda from within the bottles onto the floor, to Frank, Frank Jr, Peter and Lois' dismay.

"NNOOOOO!" Peter and Frank Jr fretted over the soda being poured onto the floor.

"Not on the carpet!" Lois fretted also.

The next morning, Frank, Frank Jr, Peter and Brian were rooting for Tyler while he was drinking some soda.

"GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!" Frank Jr, Peter and Brian chanted as Tyler then finished the soda.

"Nothing'!" Tyler told them as he threw the bottle into the rest of the other bottles that were piled and filled the entire patio.

Lois and Meg then entered the room where they saw all the soda bottles all over the room.

"Peter, it's 7:00 in the morning!" Lois informed Peter.

"Thanks for the update, Big Ben." Frank responded as he, Frank Jr, Brain, Peter and Tyler laughed immaturely.

"There you are, Tyler." John came into the room and said to Tyler having found him. "Where were you last night?"

"Up drinking with Mr. Griffin night last." Tyler informed apparently drunk.

"Tyler, are you drunk?" John asked Tyler.

"No, drunk. Mr. Griffin co-covince deal." Tyler drunkly stated though he was getting his vocabulary reversed a bit.

"Peter, you convinced Tyler to drink alcohol?" Lois berated Peter.

"Oh, no, he only had one." Peter said. "Kid's pretty much a lightweight."

"Listen, Dad, if you keep this up, something terrible going to happen." Meg said to Peter warning him of the consequences.

"Yeah, something terrible all the way to the bank!" Frank Jr joked.

"Nice." Brian remarked on Frank Jr's comeback.

"Ugh, I don't have time for this. I'm late for my checkup." Lois said leaving and closing the door behind her.

"Check up what?" John hollered to Lois.

"Yeah, che-" Tyler was also about to ask before he passed out.

Just then, some raucous screaming came from outside.

"Yeah!" Joe cheered revealing the screaming was coming from him as he had one of the golden scrolls in one hand and a soda bottle in the other. "All right!"

"What's going on?" Peter asked as he, Frank, Meg, Frank Jr, Brian and John stepped out to see what was going on.

"It seems Joe has found the first scroll." Cleveland pointed out stepping in. "He's tasting victory. I bet it tastes good, like saltwater taffy or a Chunky."

"Mmm, taffy..." Tyler said in his sleep hearing what Cleveland said.

"Oh, no! If there's four scrolls and one of them's gone, tha-tha-that-that leaves..." Frank Jr said realizing his situation as he was trying hard to figure out the most obvious answer to his solution.

"Uh-" John almost spoke.

"No, no, let him handle this." Peter said as Frank Jr running off to try and find a simple answer as he goes into a montage where he was acting like big shot scientist. After that, Frank Jr comes back holding up three fingers. "This many."

"You acted like you were trying to solve the world's most complicated math problem." Tyler suddenly appeared and said to Frank Jr, much to everyone's surprise.

"Where'd you come from?" John asked Tyler.

"The patio." Tyler answered.

"Fair enough." John said.

Elsewhere, Lois was at her checkup with her gynecologist where she was already sitting in one of the chairs in his office.

"Good morning, Mrs. Griffin." Lois' gynecologist greeted her. "Hello? *fakes an echo to her vagina* Just kidding. So, uh, any problems?"

"No, everything's fine, doctor." Lois answered the doctor.

The curtain to her right pulled to reveal her rival, Alexis Radcliffe there also attending a checkup with her gynecologist.

"Lois?" Alexis greeted Lois.

"Oh. Hello, Alexis." Lois greeted back.

"Heard you might not enter the piano competition this year." Alexis said. "Smart move."

"Yes. Well, there are more important things than a piano competition." Lois said to Alexis where when she said 'piano', she felt the scalp in her vagina.

"Oh, yes. Especially for those who have no-Oh, that's cold!-chance." Alexis said having also felt the sharpness of the scalp from within her vagina.

"For your information, I have a student that could whip you." Lois told Alexis.

"Well, I guess I'll see you there-FRED, THIS IS NOT A DATE!" Alexis then responded before berating her gynecologist.

"All right, you're all done, Alexis." Alexis's gynecologist, Frank informed her.

"Well, what do you know?" Alexis said getting up and putting her panties, pants and heels back on. "Once again, I finish first."

Alexis then left the gynecologist office feeling victorious.

"Don't let her get to you." Frank said to Lois. "She asked for 'Pine Forest'. I gave her 'New Car'."

Lois was happy to hear of what the doctor did.

Time had passed since the contest started and already two of the golden scrolls had already been discovered. But that would change when Peter and Frank were working at the Happy-Go-Lucky toy factory.

"Did you hear? It's over! Somebody found the last scroll!" One of Peter's co-workers ran in and informed everyone.

This made Peter and Frank rise from their work chaira and gasp in despair at the news. "Oh, my God, no!"

Peter and Frank then entered the break room where a couple of other factory workers were watching the news about the last scroll's discovery.

"It's true. The final scroll has been recovered." Tom reported on Quahog News. "The lucky recipient has declined to be interviewed for safety reasons. But I'm sure you're all with me when I say, 'Congratulations, you son of a bitch'."

And with that, Frank knew his chances of seeing the place that made his favorite beverage and making a bro bond with Frank Jr, john and Tyler were screwed as he moped about his loss. "*sighs* What am I gonna do now?"

Just then, Gazoo from The Flintstones appeared before Frank and Peter through teleportation.

"Hello, dum-dumbs." Gazoo greeted Frank.

"Not now, Gazoo. We wanna be alone." Peter told off Gazoo walking away.

"It's not always about you, fatso." Gazoo said to Peter upset. "Maybe I wanted to talk."

Frank and Peter were walking home from work where they were still depressed about the aftermath of the contest.

"So much for having something I could've shared with the boys." Peter moped about their loss. "I guess wanting it more than everyone else wasn't enough."

"Hey, you guys, it's a fake!" A man stepped out of a nearby barbershop said to his friends, who were at a bus stop, catching Peter and Frank's attention. "There's still a scroll out there!"

Peter and Frank then joined the men who looked through the window of the barbershop and watched the news report on the TV displayed above.

"That's right, I made it up." Tom Tucker confessed. "I figured if people thought the last scroll was found, everyone would stop looking, giving me the edge to find it myself so that I could get it for my son. But what I did was wrong and worst of all, I've let my son down." Tom Tucker then took out a small jar. "And as an act of contrition, I will now insert this carnivorous earwig into my brain." Tom Tucker did just that as he inserted the earwig into his left ear letting it crawl inside. "Huh, that tickles." Tom then inhaled hard as he then dropped to the floor screaming in pain off-screen while Diane watches without seeming to care. "OH, GOD, IT'S EATING OUT THE BACK OF MY EYES!"

"In other news, chocolate may be better for you than once thought." Diane then reported dismissing Tom's dilemma. "In a recent 12-day study-"

It then showed Peter and Frank outside again stepping away from the window. They were relieved about there being another ticket out there somewhere, but still had doubts that They would have a chance at finding it as Frank pulled out another bottle of soda he was saving for Frank Jr, John and Tyler to drink.

"Well, I was saving for the boys. But, here goes..." Frank said before chugging the soda and discarding the now-empty bottle to the ground. "I bet that scroll makes the soda taste terrible *gag* Oh, God..." Frank vomited and soon after, something offscreen caught his eye. "What the hell?" as Peter picked up what he was looking and it turned out to be the final rainbow scroll, to their excitement. "We found it! We found the last scroll!"

Everyone around the area gathered around Frank and Peter after hearing his words.

"They found it!" One of the people around Frank and Peter exclaimed in excitement.

"Oh, my God!" Another exclaimed.

"Run home, Frank and Peter! Run as fast as you can!" An elderly man informed Frank and Peter, who did as the man instructed as they ran back to their house to inform the family about their victory.

It then parodied Charlie's run home from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory as Frank and Peter ran across downtown where they ran past the Drunken Clam, City Hall, until they eventually reached Spooner Street and spotted Frank Jr, John and Tyler outside the house waving their own rainbow ticket that they won.

"Dad! We found our scroll!" Frank Jr called out to Frank, who finally reached the house.

However, Peter tripped, which resulted in the infamous scraped knee scene. Frank Jr, Frank, John and Tyler started getting annoyed at how long the scene was getting.

"Anytime now." Frank Jr told Peter wanting to hurry the scene up.

Unfortunately for them, it still kept going. This led to Frank pulling out a TV remote from his pocket and press the skip button as it cut to the next scene.

The next day, Peter, Frank and the boys attended the opening of Pawtucket Pat's soda factory along with Meg, Persephone, Chris and Brian as a marching band played.

"Oh, man, this is the happiest day of my life!" Peter exclaimed in delight. "Now I know how Barbara Streisand must've felt the day she married James Brolin."

Cutaway #2

It showed Barbara Streisand and James Brolin together sitting on their couch having wine.

"I love you." James Brolin said to his new wife, Barbara Streisand.

"I love you, too." Barbara Streisand greeted back. "I'm so glad I married a regular person and not a celebrity."

James then had an awkward look on his face as Barbara took a sip of her wine.

End

While everyone was waiting outside the front gates, Tricia Takanawa from Channel 5 News came and started interviewing the winners of the factory tour.

"Professional ninja Jerry Nelson, how did you and your child fined your rainbow scroll?" Tricia asked the ninja she was interviewing.

"Well, my son and I were training at our local dojo when I ended up getting a throwing star wound." The ninja told Tricia as he removed his mask, along with his son. "Cole here actually helped nursed my wound all by himself. So, then my wife Jaine hands him a soda as a reward for his accomplishment and bam, there it was. I'm real proud of you, sport."

The ninja's wife then came up and kissed him from behind. However, the former immediately knocked her out until he realized it was her.

"Oh, honey, I'm sorry. You know you can't sneak up on me like that." The ninja apologized to his wife. while Frank saw this and snarls as he said, " fake ass ninja, doesn't even know Ninshu or Four Great Ninja War that I did."

(REMEMBER My Oc was a ninja for hidden leaf village in my kindom hearts fanfiction.)

"Ladies and gentleman, in his first public appearance since 1971, Pawtucket Pat." The announcer on the speakers addressed as everyone gather at the gate where Pawtucket Pat himself stepped out and greeted his guests. While he was walking toward the gate, a car pulled up behind the crowd where it lowered the window on its passenger side and Pawtucket Pat was shot several times by someone in the car, much to the crowd's shock.

"NOOOOOO!" Frank Jr, John and Tyler cried in horror.

"That's for my brother, Luis!" The driver popped out revealing he was the shooter. "He drank himself to death on your crappy beer!" The driver then floored it out of there, leaving Pawtucket Pat to die.

The crowd looked over to Pawtucket Pat feeling sorrow for the man's short time until he jumped back up all perfectly fine.

"Gotcha!" Pawtucket Pat told the crowd, whom applauded to his trick, except Frank Jr, John and Tyler as they were still confused by what just happened. "A big hand for Cheech Marin, everybody." Pat's killer was revealed to be an actor as the car he was in backed up and he waved to everyone. "Let the tour begin." Pawtucket Pat opened the gate and collected all the rainbow scrolls from the winners.

As he and the group were heading to the factory, there were several creatures resembling Oompa Loompas.

"Hey, look!" Peter exclaimed pointing at the creatures.

"What are they?" Frank Jr asked.

"Oh, those are the Chumba Wumbas." Pawtucket Pat said. "They'll be the workers for the new soda factory."

"Like Oompa Loompas?" Tyler asked.

"Actually, there's a difference between the Oompa Loompas and Chumba Wumbas. You see-" Pawtucket Pat explained.

"Hey, Pat." Joe interrupted. "Where's the wheelchair ramp?"

"Ooo, we don't have one." Pawtucket Pat answered as he pulled out a penny whistle. "I guess this is where you get off."

Pawtucket Pat blew into the penny whistle and summoned a couple of Chumba Wumbas, who then circled around Joe before breaking into song.

Chumba Wumbas

Chumba Wumba

Gobbledy goo

Life isn't fair

It's sad, but its true

Chumba Wumba

Gobbledy gee

When your poor legs

Are stiff as a tree

Chumba Wumba #1

What do you do

When you're stuck in a chair?

Chumba Wumba #2

Finding it hard

To go up and down stairs

Chumba Wumba #3

What do you think

Of the one you call God?

Chumba Wumbas

Isn't his absence

Slightly odd?

Chumba Wumba #4

Maybe he's forgotten you

"That's just dark." Tyler commented on the Chumba Wumbas' song.

Chumba Wumbas

Chumba Wumba

Gobbledy gorse

The Chumba Wumbas then took control of Joe's wheelchair and took him into the lobby.

Count yourself lucky

You're not a horse

They would turn you

Into dog food

Or to Chumba Wumba

Gobbledy glue

They were taking Joe to an unmarked door.

"Hey, I'm glad I'm not taking your stupid soda tour! I'm a Coors man, anyway!" Joe said trying to sound unimpressed as he was taken into the room by the Chumba Wumbas and his son, Kevin joined them. "Silver bullet!" as Frank Jr take over the last verse,

Frank Jr

Gobbledy glue!

The Chumba Wumba went back inside the room as it closed shut behind him.

"Where's he going?" John asked Pawtucker Pat as everyone else entered the factory.

"Oh, Mr. Swanson is being taken to where the tour will end." Pawtucket Pat answered. "We'll see him again."

Frank Jr, John and Tyler felt unsure about Pawtucket Pat's answer as they stared at the door the Chumba Wumbas took Joe into with for some reason a feeling of concern for what might come in the future. However, the boys shrug their concerns away as they caught up with the group.

Back home, Lois was busy teaching piano lessons to her new student who was doing pretty well.

"Very good, Jimmy." Lois congratulated her student.

It then panned to Stewie watching TV in the living room, but the music playing in the other room was distracting him.

"*sighs* Trying to watch the History Channel here." Stewie hollered to Lois, but she didn't hear him.

"Try it again." Lois told Jimmy offscreen as the latter did as instructed.

"*clears throat* Not talking to myself." Stewie said.

"You're good enough to tackle a Beethoven sonata." Lois said as she went upstairs. "Let me grab the sheet music. Keep playing."

Just as Lois left the room, Stewie left also and beat up Jimmy offscreen. Lois returned downstairs with the sheet music in her hands just as Stewie had returned to his spot.

"I got the mu- Oh, my God!" Lois reacted to a badly beaten Jimmy. "Jimmy, what happened?!"

"Yes, Jimmy. What happened?" Stewie asked Jimmy from at the living room pretending not to know what really happened.

Jimmy looked back at Stewie and realized telling the truth would only lead him into more trouble. "I-I fell."

Meanwhile, Pawtucket Pat was leading the tour group through a hallway patterned with classic soda bottles.

"Hey, Pawtucket Pat, if you guys are brewing soda now, where do you keep it?" Frank Jr asked Pawtucket Pat.

"Well, young man, you're about to find out. It's all behind this door." Pawtucket Pat answered Frank Jr as he and the group reached the end of the hallway where it featured a doorway as Pawtucket Pat pulled out a bottle opener. "Lady and gentlemen, the flavor room."

Pawtucket Pat then opened the lid of a soda bottle that was in place of the door handle thanks to the bottle opener where after the doors opened, everyone was then immediately stared in glory at what they saw right in front of them.

The flavor room featured mushrooms whose caps were that of a bottle cap, trees that grew both apple and orange soda, several tanks containing various soda flavors (grape, lemon-lime, blue raspberry and strawberry) and both a waterfall of root beer connected to a river with a boat floating in it.

Pawtucket Pat

Take a drink

And you'll sink

To a state of pure sugar hyperization

You'll feel as energized

As the Japanese nation

Pawtucket Pat then granted everyone freedom to explore the room. It then showed Jeff and his son having soda together by the root beer waterfall.

Pawtucket Pat

When you drink enough

Of my new soda

It showed a familiar boy and his grandfather were gazing at a statue of a bear drinking a soda where its contents flowed through a pipe inside the bear that showed it to be a loop, meaning the soda going into the mouth was being flowed back into the bottle in the bear's paw to repeat the process. It panned up to show Peter, Frank, Frank Jr, John and Tyler gazing at the bear statue from up on a catwalk with Pawtucket Pat joining them.

Pawtucket Pat

You mouth will feel

This magic pleasure

Make every sip

A treasure

You won't even notice

The lowering liquid measure

Then, close by were a couple of Chumba Wumbas on top of a giant cola bottle and used a giant bottle opener to open it and dropped a mentos breath mint inside, causing the cola inside to burst out and sprinkle cola rain.

Back on the ground, Pawtucket Pat was now carrying an umbrella that resembled a bottle cap.

Pawtucket Pat

Go on, buds

Drink my suds

'Til you've reached pure sugar hyperization

Pawtucket Pat discarded the umbrella and went over to Frank Jr, John, Tyler, Peter and Frank.

Pawtucket Pat

Though the soda may be free

You're just renting from me

Pawtucket Pat finished his song as he went off away from the tour group.

"It's like I died and gone to Heaven." Peter said. "B-But then they realized that it wasn't my time. And so they sent me back as a kid again at a brewery."

"And now I introduce you all to my vessel, the Pawtucketanic." Pawtucket Pat announced to the group close to the river and pointed to a tunnel on the right side of the river where a blue and white boat came out of it and docked right next to the tour group.

Everyone stood amazed at the vessel.

"It looks nice." John complimented on the boat. "But is it safe?"

"Certainly." Pawtucket Pat answered. "Now, step onboard, everyone."

The tour group boarded the boat and they all took a seat,

"Wow, these seats are so soft." Tyler exclaimed.

"I know." Frank agreed with Tyler. "We should take this home with us."

Cutaway #3

It showed Frank and Meg in the living room where the carpet was the same color and fabric as the seats on Pawtucket Pat's boat. Peter and Lois were lying on the floor enjoying their new carpet.

"Wow, Frank, you were right about the new carpet." Meg said admiring the soft fabric on the carpet. "It is soft."

"I know, Meg." Frank said enjoying it, too.

They both let out a chuckle before they got together and made out.

Soon, a bull barges in standing on its hindlegs.

"Hey, Frank, Meg. I came for the-" The bull greeted Frank and Meg until it noticed the red carpet and soon went berserk.

"Oh, crap! I forgot we were having dinner with a bull!" Frank exclaimed now regretting about having the red carpet as he and Lois were chased upstairs by the bull.

5 Hour later

Frank Jr came out with a dead bull as he said,

"Mmm bull burger." As he lick his face for the dead bulls meat

End

"I think you're all really going to enjoy this." Pawtucket Pat said to everyone as the boat soon sailed into another tunnel in front of them.

Everything turned black after the boat entered the tunnel and it cruised through the river in the darkness. There didn't seem to be any light for what seemed to be miles.

"Excuse me, Mr. Pawtucket." Cole Nelson asked Pawtucket Pat in the dark. "Do you know where we're going?"

"Yeah, will there be any light soon?" John asked, too.

"Why? Are you going to throw up?" Frank asked John.

"No, I just want to see." John replied.

"No need to fear, you'll soon be near, because this is a one way ride, my dear." Pawtucket Pat spike in rhyme as if he were singing it.

"Mr. Pawtucket, why are you speaking in rhyme?" Frank Jr asked Pawtucket Pat.

The tunnel suddenly lit showing the boat and its riders cruising down the river.

"Hey, we can see now." John exclaimed.

As the boat continued forward, it then passed by arches until it seemed like the boat was going faster and faster every time they passed an arch until it showed the boat now covered in lots of colors swirling all over it.

"What the hell is going on?!" Jerry Nelson asked confused by the surreal imagery going on around him and everyone else.

"Why are we going so fast?" Tyler asked.

"Yeah, Mr. Pawtucket, I don't think I can take much more of this." Frank Jr said becoming a little concerned.

"Yeah, what does all of this have to do with beer or soda?" Peter asked Pawtucket Pat. "I-I mean, it just doesn't make any sense."

"You're right, Mr. Griffin. It doesn't!" Pawtucket Pat agreed acting strange.

It was absolute madness on the boat where scary imagery appeared on the wall at the right side of the boat, which caught everyone but Pawtucket Pat off guard.

"What's going on?!" Frank exclaimed.

"Mr. Pawtucket, this is insane!" Frank Jr told Pawtucket Pat.

"Yeah, this is something only Jeffrey Dammer would think of!" Peter said.

Another image appeared on the walls. This time, it was the footage from the Who's the Boss? shower scene.

Tyler, of course, screamed at the sight of the scene. "NOT AGAIN!"

"There's no tripper way of going. Where the hell do you think you're going?" Pawtucket Pat sang to himself acting all calm about the experience. "There's no place you are knowing, where whatever crack you are smoking. Not a drop of soda pop is pouring, so eager must be growing. Are your minds about to be blowing? Your patience must be shrinking, while the customers keep on drinking. And they're certainly not thinking, any signs when they are drinking."

It was starting to become too much for John to handle when after he closed his eyes to avoid having to continue watching the madness unfold before him, everything went silent as John opened his eyes to see why everything quieted down shown in his POV.

It resembled that of an ancient ferry as it was carried both him, several other people who weren't the ones from on the other boat and Pawtucket Pat was at the other end of the ferry. John noticed that both Pawtucket Pat and the other passengers looked extremely pale as if their skin hadn't been touched by sunlight and they're eyes were like black voids that beared no sign of life. Despite that, Pawtucket Pat still sang as he did earlier as if nothing was wrong at all.

Soon, they all stared back at John as the latter looked around his surroundings, seeing that he was in what appeared to be an endless sea and the sky was dark gray until he turned back to the passengers, who were now closing in on him. John was then surrounded by the passengers before finding himself back on Pawtucket Pat's boat where everything seemed normal again as if the insanity that occurred earlier never happened.

"All right, we're here." Pawtucket Pat announced showing the boat has already docked. "Here we are, everyone. Our journey's over. Everybody disembark."

John was still puzzled whether or not if all the things that happened on the boat was all real or if he was going crazy, but he soon snapped back into reality and joined the group.

Pawtucket Pat was now directing the group to a door with bubbles coming out of a large machine in the other room.

"We're still working some of the bugs out of our latest invention, Perma Suds, soda and beer that never go flat." Pawtucket Pat explained to the group about what was going on in the room behind him. "No matter how old they get, they stay carbonated."

The group was easily impressed by this as they moved on. Peter, on the other hand, had other plans.

"Guys, wait." Peter halted Frank, Frank Jr, John and Tyler stepping into the Perma Suds room.

", we can't go in there." John informed Peter.

"Yeah, mayb-maybe we should stick with the group." Frank agreed.

Peter didn't listen to them and went up to the Perma Suds machine to taste the stuff for himself.

"Beer that never goes flat." Peter said eager to try it out picking up a mug from off the counter. "Do you know what that means, guys? This beer will still be carbonated long after Brian dies of old age and we buy another dog to help the kids... Ya know, forget about ya."

Peter reached into the machine and scooped a large portion of the Perma Suds beer in the mug he had with him.

"Pops, I wouldn't-" Frank tried to stop Peter, but the latter drinked the beer anyway.

"Wow...that's incredible!" Peter exclaimed. "Maybe the soda tastes the same. Here, boys."

Peter then force fed both Frank Jr, John and Tyler with the experimental soda.

"Ah, what the hell." Frank said now eager to try the beer for himself and made a toash with Peter. "Cheers."

They both drank the beer while Frank Jr, John and Tyler were still catching their breath from Peter's force-feed towards them.

"I don't know why he said it wasn't ready. It tastes pretty good to m- WHOA!" Frank soon reacted having noticed that he was now drifting up in the air like a balloon.

He was soon followed by Frank Jr, John, Tyler and Peter, whom which had the same reaction as Frank.

"Oh, my God, what the hell's happenin'?!" Peter wondered.

"Must be the beer and soda." Frank Jr guessed.

"I knew something like this would happen!" John said.

"So, did I!" Tyler agreed.

"Me two!" Frank Jr agreed as well.

"Hey-Hey, check this out." Frank said to the others as he swam up a bit. "And look at this." Frank then pulled off a roll in midair before joining the others again.

"Oh, yeah? Watch this." Peter said performing the "removing your thumb" trick.

"Oh, my God!" Frank Jr exclaimed in horror.

"Relax, Frank Jr. it's just a trick." Peter reassured Frank Jr. "See? Look. My thumb is fine."

"I'm talking about that!" Frank Jr stated pointing at the ceiling which had a large spinning fan that was pulling them directly into it.

"Holy crap!" Peter exclaimed as he, Frank Jr, John, Tyler and Frank tried finding something to grab onto, but to no prevail. "Th-There's nothing to grab onto!"

They were both drawing closer and closer to their impending doom. (Though, Frank Jr, John and Tyler would most likely survive the fan's spinning blades.)

[A/N: If anyone doesn't know what I mean by that, please read "Death Is A Bitch"]

"I'm too young to die!" Tyler weaped.

"Tyler, we can't die. Remember?" Frank Jr reminded Tyler.

"Oh, yeah. I totally forgot." Tyler remembered.

"You guys can't, but me and Pops will!" Frank soon pointed out.

"Then I guess this is it, pal." Peter said to Frank. "We're goners."

"Pop, I want you to know I've really cherished our friendship and being part of this." Frank Jr told Peter.

"Me, too, buddy. That's why I was holding this in. But... since we're gonna die anyway..." Peter said as he soon let out a fart, which lowered him down.

"Pops, that's it!" Frank told Peter seeing that it's their solution to their epidemic. Frank then soon farted himself lowering to Peter's level.

"Hey-Hey, pull my finger." Peter insisted.

"My pleasure." Frank said doing as he was told and Peter sank down further to the ground. "Hey, Pop, this next one...you can blame on Brian." Frank Jr then farted following Peter.

"I believe you guys are farting to get back down." Frank Jr remarked on what Peter and Frank were doing.

Soon after, John then belched, which also lowered him down. Frank Jr and Tyler then saw that they were the only ones still floating up to the fan. They then felt immense terror from the aspect of being sliced to ribbons by the spinning fan blades, but just as they were almost in contact with the fan, Frank Jr and Tyler developed a case of hiccups, which like the other forms of bodily functions the others performed, lowered them down rather quicker.

Peter and Frank eventually landed back on the ground safe and sound. Unfortunately, Pawtucket Pat, who was looking for them, was right in front of the entrance catching them red handed.

"What the hell is this?!" Pawtucket Pat exclaimed in outrage. "Didn't you see that sign?! You've sullied my newly built factory and disobeyed my rules! I want you to leave immediately!"

"Aw, come on!" Peter complained stepping out of the room. "Don't I at least get a Chumba Wumba song?"

"I was preparing to give you one anyway." Pawtucket Pat said pulling out his flute and then calling some Chumba Wumbas.

As before, the Chumba Wumbas then gathered around Peter and began to sing their song again. However, one of the Chumba Wumbas kicked Peter in the knee and the latter fell over and grabs it. It didn't last long, though, as the Chumba Wumbas immediately took both Peter and Frank to a room with an unlabeled door.

It was at that moment that Frank Jr, John and Tyler finally reached the ground, but Pawtucket Pat didn't see them as they exited the room.

"There you boys are." Pawtucket Pat said spotting the trio not knowing of what they did. "My Chumba Wumbas and I have been looking for you."

"Oh, well, sorry about that. Hey, where did Mr. Griffin and Frank go?" John asked.

"Oh, they were escorted out for tampering with my latest invention in that room there." Pawtucket Pat informed the duo pointing to the room they were just in.

"Where are Mr. Nelson and his son?" Frank Jr asked Pawtucket Pat wondering about their absence.

"Well, you see, they broke one of the rules earlier and so, I also had them thrown out." Pawtucket Pat. "Which means *gasps in joy* you three are the winners!"

"Of what?" John asked Pawtucket Pat confused.

"Why, the contest, that's what." Pawtucket Pat answered. "The winner would be the only one to not violate the rules and that's you two. Now, come. Let me take you to where your prize is."

Pawtucket Pat led Frank Jr, John and Tyler to his office, which was at the center of the factory. Throughout the factory, the trio couldn't help but feel like something was totally wrong with this place. The workers all seemed emotionless. There were rooms with unmarked doors. And Pawtucket Pat seems to be quickly dismissive about everyone else's absence. What could be waiting for the duo in Pawtucket Pat's office?

"Hey, uh Mr. Pawtucket Pat?" Frank Jr asked Pawtucket Pat.

"Yes." Pawtucket Pat responded acting rather calm.

"What exactly is the prize?" Frank Jr asked.

"Well, if I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise." Pawtucket Pat answered suddenly stopping. "Here we are."

They stepped into Pawtucket Pat's office, which is a parody of Willy Wonka's office from the original film. Pawtucket Pat went to his desk and took out two soda cans.

"Boys, for your loyalty and obedience, I give to you the Pawtucket Everlasting Beverage." Pawtucket Pat said to the duo showing them two of the same soda. "This soda gives the consumer an energy boost to help get everything done in the speed of light and I want you boys to be the first to try it."

Frank Jr, John and Tyler were given the cans full of the powered beverage and left the office to head back to the entrance.

"Wow, Mr. Griffin and frank were right about this truly is our sanctuary." John said. "Plus, we just became the first to drink one of Pawtucket Pat's first soda drinks."

"Think we should try it now?" Tyler wondered.

"Well, why not?" Frank Jr said.

"Let's do it!" Tyler cheered as three boys both opened their sodas and each took a sip.

Later that night, Lois was trying to teach Persephone how to play the piano. But Persephone seemed bothered by the whole thing.

"Come on, Persephone. The competition is this Sunday and you're not even close to ready." Lois tried to motivate Persephone.

"Maybe if you loosen my chains." Persephone suggested revealing her leg is cuffed to a ball and chain, explaining why she looked so bothered.

"We tried that. Remembered, honey? You can't be trusted, since your older sister chicken out of it." Lois reminded Persephone.

Suddenly, Frank Jr, John and Tyler zoomed into the room (literally) and the three of them were bouncing off the walls extremely hyper as if they were human pinballs.

The trio eventually landed back on the ground, but they still kept bouncing and were rambling too fast for Persephone and Lois to understand.

"Not now, boy- STOP BOUNCING!" Lois soon shouted in which the three froze in midair, much to both Lois and Persephone's surprise and confusion. "Not now, boys. Persephone and I are having a little girl time." Lois wrapped her arm around Persephone, though she showed a bit of fear from Lois' teachings.

"Help her!" Meg pleaded from outside the room to the trio before Lois covered her mouth.

"Go on. No boys allowed." Lois insisted trying to shoo the two away.

Frank Jr looked at the piano and placed his feet back on the floor where he walked over to Lois's right side. As he walked up to the piano, he had a blurred vision of a piano resembling the one the Griffins have where piano music played in the vision, but it wasn't from the piano. Also in the vision was a woman's voice in the background that sounded almost like Lois's. As Frank Jr snapped back to reality, he sat down and started playing the piano beautifully, impressing her, John, Tyler, Persephone and Meg.

"Frank Jr, that's incredible!" Lois praised her grandson's newfound talent. "I don't understand how... You like the idiot from Shine!" Lois then unlocked Persephone's ankle bracelet and she ran off. "Persephone, you're free. Try the clarinet." She then turned back to Frank Jr. "Keep playing. Keep playing!"

Unfortunately for Lois, Frank Jr then had a sugar crash and his head was lying face down on the piano keys.

The next morning, Frank Jr, John and Tyler woke up in their beds recovering from their sugar rush. They went to the kitchen where Lois was making breakfast.

"Morning, boys." Lois greeted the duo.

"Morning, Mrs. Griffin/grandma." The three greeted back.

"Eat up, Frank Jr. You deserve a little treat for what you did last night." Lois told the boys.

"What did I do?" Frank Jr asked.

"Well, playing the piano, that's what." Lois explained. "After breakfast, it's time to repeat what you did last night."

It cut to Frank Jr playing the piano again. However, he was having difficulty trying to mimic what they did last time.

"No, no, no. Play it like you did last night." Lois insisted bothered by Frank Jr no longer playing the piano smoothly.

"I can't, I can't remember how." Frank Jr stated.

" Frank Jr, talent doesn't disappear just like that." Lois pointed out how illogical the whole thing sounded.

"Geez, I think I need some caffeine to keep myself awake." Frank Jr said still feeling a bit drowsy. "Mrs. Griffin, where's the soda me, t-jam and J-man brought home?"

"I put them in the fridge." Lois informed Frank Jr.

Frank Jr left for the kitchen and opened the fridge to pull out his soda can and then decided to take John and Tyler's can to bring back with him. Frank Jr came back and handed John and Tyler their soda as Frank Jr took a sip from his beverage. Immediately, he soon gained the same energy he got from last night and jumped back onto the seat playing perfectly again. John and Tyler decided to take a sip of theirs ending the same way as Frank Jr. Lois soon realized what was really going on.

"Oh, my God. The soda you're drinking is actually what's giving you the ability to play the piano." Lois acknowledged picking up the can and analyzed it. "Where did you get these?"

"We got them from our trip to the Pawtucket soda factory." John explained to Lois. "They're supposed to help give us enough energy to get everything done in one day."

"Then we're probably gonna need to conserve every last drop we have." Lois said putting the cans in small sealable storage bags to help keep them fresh and for use later. "We got a lot of practicing to do."

"Practicing?" John asked.

"What for?" Tyler asked.

"The competition." Lois answered excitedly. " Frank Jr, you are gonna be my first champion."

"Oh, oh, play-play that sad walking-away song from The Incredible Hulk." Stewie requested picking up his backpack and walking off.

Frank Jr decide to take Stewie's request anyway and play the aforementioned song as it cut to Stewie right next to the hallway between the guest room and the living room.

"Hey, e-everyone! Look at me! L-Look! Look at me!" Stewie called out to everyone trying to get them to watch him imitate Bruce Banner at the end credits of the show.

Later, Lois convinced the Drunken Clam's owner, Horace, to let her student, Frank Jr practice on the bar's piano and the song Frank Jr were playing was the The X-Files theme. After he was finished, Frank Jr received an applause from the bar's patrons and Frank Jr took a bow.

"Grandma, another shot, please!" Frank Jr hollered to Lois, who was sitting at a table with Cleveland and Quagmire. Frank, Peter, Brian and Joe weren't anywhere to be found with them.

Lois took out the soda cans and poured each into a shot glass.

"Wow, Lois. You must have written the book on raising kids." Cleveland praised Lois. "Too bad Loretta doesn't allow white literature in our household."

"Well, how much harm can two more shots do?" Lois asked.

"This is all for the sake of art, right?" Cleveland asked Lois.

"Don't start with me, Cleveland." Lois said to Cleveland. "This may not be my proudest moment, but damn it, I wanna win!" Lois then got up to go deliver Frank Jr his shots of the soda.

"Well, I guess she's not the first person to do whatever it takes to win." Quagmire remarked.

Cutaway #4

It showed the don from "There's Something About Paulie" being asked a favor.

"You come to me and ask me to kill a man I do not know." The don asked the man asking the favor. "Now, I ask you. Why should I kill this Count Chocula?"

It then revealed the man asking the don the favor was Cap'n Crunch, who was trying to put a hit on Count Chocula.

"Because that son of a bitch has been spreading lies! My cereal does not cut the roof of your mouth! With all respect." Cap'n Crunch simply replied.

End

Eventually, the night of the piano competition arrived and Lois, Frank Jr, John and Tyler were there to enter.

Inside, Lois was wearing a dark red dress and Frank Jr, John and Tyler were wearing black tie. Behind them were a family of four: a mother, a father, a male teenager and a male child.

"I can't believe I'm missing Ronnie's party for this." The teen from the family behind Lois, Frank Jr, John and Tyler said.

"That Ronnie's a bad influence." The teen's mother said.

"Yeah, that little bastard sold me some really bad crack." The father ranted.

"Stay out of it, Herb. You're not even his real father." The mother cut off her husband.

"Yes, we're checking in. The student name is Frank Jr." Lois told the man at the desk registration desk.

"Oh, yes. They're on in an hour." The man informed Lois.

"Hey, Mrs. Griffin. How much soda do we have left before Frank Jr turn?" John asked Lois.

Lois opened her purse and pulled out both cans, but she soon realized how incredibly light each can was. She checked inside both cans and found they were completely empty.

"Oh, my God, we're out already?!" Lois exclaimed.

Frank Jr, John and Tyler gasped at this revelation and they along with Lois went to the corner.

"I can't do it without the soda, Grandma." Frank Jr told Lois.

"What are we gonna do?" Tyler asked in concern.

"Well, maybe this is a sign that we need to stop this." Lois said realizing that this is as far as they can go. "I've been keeping Frank Jr on caffeinated for my own selfish needs. Although, I gotta ask. How did you boys won these in the first place?"

"Well, we won it by being the last people in the tour after Mr. Griffin and Brian were kicked out for drinking an experimental beer without permission." John answered Lois' question.

"But how did you get home?" Lois asked.

"Oh, we just walked back home." John answered.

"Wait, you mean you didn't run into Peter or Frank?" Lois asked now acting concerned.

"No. We thought he was already back at the house with you." John stated.

"No, I haven't seen him since you boys came back from the brewery." Lois said now worried for Peter.

"Then that means he must be back at the soda factory." Frank Jr concluded. "Come on! Let's go see if he's still there! Plus, we might ask Pawtucket Pat if he can lend us more of that soda he gave us!"

"Frank Jr, we're not going to break into a soda factory!" Lois said to Frank Jr stopping him in his tracks when Alexis walked by.

"Lois." Alexis greeted Lois.

"Alexis." Lois greeted back bitterly.

"Loser says what." Alexis exclaimed under her breath.

"What?" Lois asked having fell for Alexis's trick as the latter walked off and Lois realized her mistake with an 'Oh'. "I'll drive."

They broke into the Pawtucket soda factory where they looked for either Pawtucket Pat or Peter and Frank as they wandered down the same corridor the duo walked down at during their first stay at the place passing by unmarked doors.

"Now, remember, boys. We're only here to see if Peter and Brian are still here or not. No soda. You understand?" Lois reminded the duo about their purpose there.

"Yes, ma'am." Frank Jr, John and Tyler both answered.

"Good. Now, are you sure this is where Pawtucket Pat's office is?" Lois asked again.

"Pretty sure. It's at the center of the factory." Tyler answered where eventually they reached Pat's office.

As they entered Pawtucket Pat's office, they found Peter and Frank weren't there. However, they do spot a door that Frank Jr, John and Tyler never saw before in the left corner of the office with a light piercing underneath the door. The three creeped toward it, tension built fearing what was on the other side and as they opened the door, they froze in shock and disgust at what they saw. It was Peter, Frank and the other rainbow ticket winners being preserved in tubes connected to a machine behind with vats of soda above being processed.

"Oh, my God! Peter! Frank!" Lois exclaimed in horror at what was happening to Peter and Frank.

Lois, Frank Jr, John and Tyler rushed over to Peter and Frank and examined the machine keeping them trapped inside.

"Hold on, Peter." Lois said to Peter in the tubes determined to get her husband free. "I'm gonna get you and Frank out of here."

They searched around the tubes, but there wasn't anything that could open them. No switch, no lever, nothing.

"So, now you all know the truth." Someone said from behind the three, whom looked and saw it was Pawtucket Pat himself displeased about some people having learned of his dark secret.

"How could you, Mr. Pawtucket?!" Lois demanded to Pawtucket Pat. "My husband adored your work and this is how you thank him?!"

"I'm sorry, he adored my work? He VIOLATED my work along with these other degenerates!" Pawtucket Pat retaliated referring to Peter, Frank and the other members of the tour. "And as punishment, they will be turned to my work."

"What do you mean by that?" Lois asked fearing what Pawtucket Pat was planning to do with her husband.

"Oh, it's simple." Pawtucket Pat calmly stated. "Their nutrients will be absorbed by a special device I made here that will convert them into batches of my upcoming soda production."

Lois, Frank Jr, John and Tyler simply terrified by what Pawtucket Pat had said.

"So, that means...My husband and these boys have been drinking...PEOPLE?!" Lois exclaimed in horror.

"What? Oh, no, they were just consuming ordinary soda." Pawtucket Pat explained, much to Lois, Frank Jr, John and Tyler's relief. "But this next batch will *sinister laughter*"

"You monster! I won't let you get away with this!" Frank Jr told Pawtucket Pat vowing to put an end to his scheme.

"And just how do you plan on doing that, ma'am?" Pawtucket Pat mockingly asked Lois.

"Us!" John hollered off-screen as it planned to him, Frank Jr and Tyler standing on top of one of the vats, which contained the same soda that they were given from Pawtucket Pat when they won the contest. "That's who!" The trio then jumped into the vat of soda.

Soon, the vat shook almost violently and the now powered-up Frank Jr, John and Tyler bursting out of the glass window on the vat, resulting in the gallons of soda to come flooding out and Lois, Pawtucket Pat and even Peter, Frank and the rainbow scroll winners (still in the tubes) getting caught in the tide. Frank Jr, John and Tyler bouncing off the walls in the room like before. However, this time, they were now demolishing the factory, knocking out Chumba Wumbas in the way and knocking down support beams holding the place, leading to it completely crumbling down to the ground.

Back at the competition, Alexis's student was playing the piano on the stage where Alexis herself was in full confidence of winning the competition once again, just as before. Suddenly, the ground shook and then the soda tide crashed through the wall and flooded through the building while everyone was caught up in the rushing soda until it recedes and everyone that was in the tide were now lying on the ground catching their breath from being drenched in the sugar water.

While everyone was recovering from the tide, Frank Jr landed on the seat of the piano, which was also washed up in the soda tide and he began to play, but he was instead behind the piano.

Lois saw Frank Jr trying to play the piano and thinking she might have chance to win the competition after all, helped him out turning them to face the piano. However, he was playing a bit off-key, which Lois scooted him to the left and he was now playing fluidly. Frank Jr of course won as everyone applauded them. The soda tide also helped break open the tubes keeping Peter, Frank and the other rainbow scroll winners inside where the latter stumbled over to Lois, who was happy to see he and Frank were okay.

"We did it, Frank." Peter said almost as if he was drunk.

Lois looked over to Alexis and was satisfied the latter finally lost as she walked off drenched in the soda.

Eventually, Lois, Frank Jr, John, Tyler, Peter and Frank came home from the competition where Lois was carrying her trophy with her, but seemed upset.

"Congratulations, Lois." Brian congratulated Lois as he appeared in the room.

"For what? Winning a trophy at the expense of Frank Jr, John and Tyler's health and Frank and Peter almost becoming soda yourselves?" Lois asked feeling guilty for everything that had happened as she came over to Peter, Frank, John and Tyler who were lying on the couch. "God knows how many of their teeth I rotted to the core pouring all that sugar water down their throats."

"Lois, you don't get it." Peter reassured her. "The fact is that, unlike alcohol, sugar water bears none of the consequences, let alone any at all."

"Exactly." Frank Jr agreed. "You have your trophy and my teeth/Grandpa's brain are fine. Look." Frank Jr opened his mouth as it zoomed in to reveal it was completely full of teeth, then he shows peter's brain except their no brain cells except for one bearing glasses and carrying a couple of books in his hands.

"Hello? Wh-Where is everybody?" The brain cell wondered popping out of its socket parodying Henry Bemis from the The Twilight Zone episode "Time Enough at Last". "I...I'm the only cell left! Well, at least I have my books." He spots a book on the ground and attempts to retrieve it, but his glasses fall off and break. The brain cell was obviously devastated by this. "No. No, that-that's-that's not fair. That's not fair! There was time now!" The brain cell then wept for the loss of both his glasses and his sight as the episode then ended.

But right before the credits, another dream/memory sequence occurred, this time the image of what appeared to be a woman teaching a class, both blurred out figures within a white background. Then its show Frank Jr in the mindscape seeing himself,

He felt a strange but familiar power level coming through his body, the Saiyan and saw his eyes flashing white lights and clenching his fist so hard that it was making them bleed, Lighting was crashing down around him picking up rocks from the ground, Then the Saiyan gave a mighty yell that made him transformed into his Super Saiyan Form creating a Continental-trembling, Then his power rise up to Super Saiyan 2 who created the Earthquakes to be felt in the Solar System, Then his golden hair grew longer and transformed to Super Saiyan 3 shaking the entire light years of space and time, after that pink hair stared to grow in his chest destroying the upper part of the Gi thanks to the great amount of muscle mass and his hair became black pitch transforming into the Super Saiyan 4.

Then next transformation causes some stark changes in physical appearance. The trademark characteristic of the transformation is the user's hair: the hair of the Super Saiyan 4 state changes drastically, and grows down to or sometimes passes the user's waist, similarly like the SSJ3 form. But traces of the SSJ4 hair can be seen as well, forming bizarre hairstyle of silver hair. The brow ridge that is seen from the SSJ3 transformation is visible as well (though not as much as it is on the SSJ3). In this form, the Saiyan's hair color differs, the same goes for the tail and the body is covered in silver fur. A Saiyan in this form also possesses a shadow trim around the eyes and over the eyelids that varies in color, such as a dark bluish-gray or crimson. A similar aura like the SSJ4 transformation erupts in a SSJ5 as well. The combined looks of the two forms that come before this presumably marks this as the final form of a Super Saiyan motal line.

Then a god-like energy consumed him making to go to his Super Saiyan God Form but that didn't stopped him from yelling angrily and transformed back to his Super Saiyan Blue.. But for Frank Jr surprised that he could feel his power rising even past the Blue God Form, the power he was creating and the a final yelled consumed Frank Jr with a planet-sized blinding light making everyone covered themselves from it and including the hurricane-like wind gust, As the light stared to died down everyone was shocked or in fear of Frank Jr's appearance or power

The Saiyan God instead of his typical Blue Hair God Mode now had White Hair blowing wildly, He has also the same muscle mass of the Super Saiyan 4 to 5 but the great difference was the Red Line marks around his body and the Omni-Symbol on his forehead with a Limiter on it, Frank Jr's just stared himself deeply with hatred and said

"Lets rock..."

The End

(A/N: Thank you all for staying patient with me on this episode. I gotta admit; this one was a very difficult one to write for a while now. But anyway, I hope you'll all still enjoy this episode. We're close to finally finishing season 2 of Family Guy MC and thankfully, the very next episode after this will be a lot easier to finish. Hope you'll all continue following the series and more importantly, I hope to bring in more fans to continue the series' newfound popularity to the point of possibly becoming a phenominon just like the show its based on. Eh...probably not. See you all later and good bye!)