I do not own anything. This chapter is a little silly. It is part of Sirius revenge. :)
Harry ran after Sirius until he reached his bedroom. Harry face expression turned to horrified. The wall was painted with a pale blue color. There were pink horses painted on the wall. The bed was a big, pink Disney Princess bed. Everything in the room was pink and had something to do with Princesses. Harry turned to look at the wall behind him and saw in big letters on the wall
PAYBACK IS A BITCH ISN'T IT HARRY?
P.S. THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING!
Harry turned to the door to see Sirius looking at him with an evil grin. Sirius slowly started walking towards Harry.
"About the whole Miss Tutu thing I think we should just put it all behind us. Like the person says in Bolt we should just stick a pin in it." Harry said.
"No Harry I think some revenge is in order." Sirius said.
"Clearly you are still a little insane from the Dementors. Cause clearly you would not hurt your Godson would you?" Harry said backing up until his back touched the wall. Sirius just walked forward a little bit faster.
"Sirius you do not want to hurt me right?" Harry said. Sirius was five feet away from him.
"SIRIUS!"
After Harry ran after Sirius Draco went to his own room. His room was big. It had a king bed in the colors of red and green. The wall color was blood red and the framework was gold. He had a flat screen television in his room. He sat on his bed which happened to be a water bed and turned on the TV. He flicked through channels until he found one with a girl and a monkey. The girl also had a talking backpack and map. Draco was watching the show.
Harry and Sirius walked into the room ten minute later. Harry was unscratched but was still ghostly pale. Sirius can be really scary when he wants to be. Anyway Sirius was finishing the tour and took Harry to Draco's room. When they got in the room though, they started to question Draco's sanity. Draco was screaming in front of the TV.
"Swiper is right behind you Dora! He is right behind you! No he is not behind the tree he is right behind you!" Draco screamed pointing at the fox animal on the television.
Sirius and Harry looked at each other. Then they both slowly walked back out the door. Draco was still screaming at the TV. As Sirius shut the door they both looked wide eyed at each other. Then all of the sudden they heard a crash. Draco walked out of his room. He looked at Harry then at Sirius. Then he calmly spoke.
"I think I might need some mental help." Draco then walked down to the kitchen.
Harry and Sirius took a peak in Draco's room. The TV had a huge hole where the fox from the TV show was. Harry looked at Sirius then back at the TV then back at Sirius again.
"I got it." Sirius said as he took out his wand and fixed the TV. "Do you think we can call the operator and get that show canceled? I mean look it is a safety hazard. Draco could have hurt himself hitting TV."
"I am not sure we can do that Sirius. Let's go make sure Draco is okay." Harry said as they walked out of the room.
Sirius and Harry ran downstairs to see Draco in the kitchen cooking. Harry stopped for a second and stared at Draco. He never thought that Draco was one to cook. Draco looked up and saw Sirius and Harry staring.
"Oh hi guys. Sorry about what happened upstairs. I kind of had a mental breakdown. Anyway I decide to make up for it by making dinner." Draco said then quickly added. "If that is okay."
"That is fine I just didn't think that you were a cook though." Harry said.
"Well who did you think made all the meals at my house? The house elves can not cook for their life. I am not sure how mom and dad were able to eat without my cooking during the school year. Anyway I am making my homemade macaroni and cheese with ham. It will be done in about an hour and a half." Draco said.
"Okay, Draco Harry and I have some unfinished business we most attended too. We will be back here in an hour." Sirius said.
"What unfinished business?" Harry asked.
"Remember what I told you in your room?" Sirius said.
"You were serious?" Harry said with panic in his voice.
"I am always Sirius. Now lets go." Sirius made to grab Harry's hand. Harry ran and fell in front of Draco's knees. He grabbed Draco's legs and started begging.
"Please do not let him take me! I will be your best friend forever! Please!"
"Sorry Harry but Sirius paid me 50 galleons if I did not interrupt his revenge." Draco said.
Sirius grabbed Harry and started dragging him out of the room. "You traitor! You will regret choosing him Draco! You will regret i—" Harry's voice was cut off as Sirius apparated them away.
Remus walked into the room right as they popped away. "Sirius is starting his revenge now?"
"Yep."
"Should we be worried for Harry?"
"Yep."
"Should we try to help Harry?"
"Nope."
"Did not think so, Hey would you like to watch a movie in the living room while the food cooks?"
"Sure."
While Remus and Draco watched a movie Harry was being dragged by Sirius to the ministry of magic.
"Sirius, where are you taking me?" Harry asked.
"I thought it would be obvious. We are going to the ministry." Sirius said.
"Why are we going to the ministry?"
"Oh you will see, you will see."
"Sirius I do not like the grin on your face."
Sirius just grinned even bigger. Finally they were at the telephone entrance to the ministry.
"State your business." The voice from the machine said.
"Sirius Black and Harry Potter are here to have the whole ministry get Harry Potter's autograph and a picture with him for FREE!" Sirius said.
Harry paled. If the one thing he hated in the world it was being the center of attention of people wanting to see him because of his fame. Out of the telephone thingy came out two badges. Sirius dragged Harry through the ministry to a table in the middle of the room. Sirius then proceeded to scream at the top of his lungs.
"Harry Potter is in the middle of this room and will sign his autograph for you! And it is free! He will be here for an hour!" Sirius yelled. Then Sirius went to a softer voice. "You might think this is the end Potter but no this is just the beginning."
People started coming from everywhere in the ministry. The line was huge. Harry was in hell.
Meanwhile Remus and Draco were bawling their eyes out. They were watching the movie Marley and Me and were at the ending scenes. As the movie ended and the final credits came on Remus and Draco looked at each others tear stained faces.
"This never happened." Remus said.
"My words exactly." Draco said as the timer for dinner went off.
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