One of our huntresses is imitating one of my old favorite super heroes, can you guess which one?
Super Heroes
Weiss was awoken by loud noises. She stormed into the courtyard, "What is all this noise?"
When she arrived she found a giant rocket being built by Yang and Ruby. She looked at it stumped, "What am I looking at?"
"It's a rocket, duh," Ruby said.
"We're going to be the first huntresses in space," Yang declared.
"You realize dust doesn't function outside Remnant's atmosphere right?"
"That's why we've created a new type of fuel," Ruby declared.
"It's made out of cooking oil and chili pepper," Yang explained as she fueled the rocket.
"That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard," Weiss said, "When I tell professor Ozpin, he'll shut this foolish project down. And then…"
Weiss began to fantasize what she believes will happen if she tell Ozpin.
"Clearly I've made a mistake," Ozpin said, "Weiss from now on you're the new leader of your team."
Then Jacques appeared, "I am clearly pathetic compared to my daughter, I must take an early retirement and give her the company."
Then Sora appeared, "Weiss, the way you stopped your teammates from doing something idiotic was the coolest thing I've ever seen," then he pulled out a ring, "Will you marry me?"
"Hey Weiss?" Ruby approached Weiss as she was fantasizing, "Do you want to come with us on our maiden voyage?"
"I do…"
"Perfect," Ruby picked up Weiss before she realized what was happening and threw her into the cockpit, "Now all we need to do is…" Ruby was interrupted by the sound of her stepping on a button. The rocked began to tremble and shake, then it blew up. Ruby and Yang were knocked over and after a few minutes, Weiss fell from the sky, covered in soot.
"You two…" Weiss coughed, "Aren't invited… to my wedding…"
Jaune was in his Hunts-man disguise, but he was also tied up and hanging over a pool of sharks. Roman was laughing as Neo was pointing a ray gun out a window at Vale.
"You'll never get away with this Roman," The Hunts-man said.
"Oh really?" Roman asked, "Who's going to stop me."
Smoke began to fill the room, then shuriken flew into the control panel shortening out the gun.
"What? Who did that?" Roman asked. Neo held up a sign that said, 'technical difficulties.'
"I am the terror that flaps in the night," A voice boomed in the room, "I am the rusty door hinge on the gate of evil." Then appearing from the clearing smoke, was Heather wearing a hat, cape, and mask, "I am Darkwing Dove."
"Really another masked hero?" Roman asked annoyed. Neo held up a sign that said, 'nice hat.'
"Yep," Heather said, "Let's get, relatively less safe."
Then she punched both Roman and Neo out and ripped the circuits out of the ray gun, "Once again the city is safe." As she began to walk away, Jaune began to struggle.
"Hey wait, what about me?"
Heather stopped in front of the shark tank. Then grabbed a fin and lifted it to reveal that it was just a fake fin floating on a piece of wood, "I think you'll live."
*BEEP*
