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ON ANOTHER NOTE...I GOT A MESSAGE FROM SOMEONE WHO WAS ASKING FOR MY PHONE NUMBER BECAUSE HE THOUGHT I WAS GAY...because of this story...

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I LAUGHED MY ASS COMPLETELY OFF!

Seriously it's gone...

But to clear up the rumors...I'm not a yaoi fanboy...or gay for that matter...

The yaoi in the story just makes the story funnier...

Am I right?

Now on to Neji's log!


Neji's Log chapter 15:

Look at that fine fine woman flaunt her beautifulness in front of Hinata-sama.

If she was my homework then I'd do her every night!

She won't need her car keys to drive me crazy about her!

If I was conscious...I'd be all like: Baby...let's go behind that rock and get a little boulder...(XD)

She must have a mirror in her pocket cuz I can see me in her pants!

The whole room was quiet...

Nobody made a sound...

Hinata had two Kunai out...

SasuNaru4evar was just standing there smiling

With her sexy ass...

Hinata was getting pissed off...

"So you mean you want Naruto-Kun to be gay?" Hinata questioned.

"YEP!" SasuNaru4evar said.

Hey as long as she doesn't want to screw Naruto I don't give a fuck..

I mean it could be worst for Naruto...

It could be -(Insert Sakura bash here)...yeah

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"WHY?" Naruto asked before Hinata killed...again.

"YOSH! SHE IS VERY YOUTHFUL IN THE WAYS OF HOMOSEXUALISM! SHE IS A GIFT FROM KAMI!" Lee screamed.

"(cough)Shinigami(cough)" Tenten coughed.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY WHORE-WHORE?" Lee asked politely...as if.

I would take up for Tenten but...Sasunaru4evar stole my heart away...

Tenten stood up.

"YOU WANNA GO B***H?"

"YOSH B***H!"

"Hold on."

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Surprising everyone in the room Neji said this.

WHEN IN THE HELL DID I WAKE UP?

"Oh." CHouji said.

"My." Konohamaru added.

"SASUNARU4EVAR!" Sasunaru4evar shouted.

Naruto was sweating bullets...

'For some unexplainable reason that I can't explain...Hinata-chan gets pissed whenever that is said...she must have an overwhelming sense of not being gay.' Naruto thought.

"Neji is finally awake." Shino said.

"Yes. I am. I would like to know who the theif is too." I said trying to hide the growing bulge in my pants...

It's not working damnit...CURSE MY GIANT COCK!

Who the hell needs 14 inches anyway?

It slows me down while I'm in battle...

"So Why do you want me to be gay?" Naruto asked SasuNaru4evar.

"Because, it is the will of the creator." She said.

"Kami?" Naruto asked.

"No." She answered.

"...Shinigami?"

"No."

"...Rikudo Sennin?" (The sage of six paths)

"No."

"...Rame-"

"NO NOT RAMEN YOU BAKA!" Sakura was about to punch Naruto in the head...until.

"Oof!" Sakura got knocked away by a powerful blow to the stomach.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

It's funny when Sakura's in pain..

"Don't you dare touch my future...pink bitch" Sasuke said standing menacingly over Sakura with his Sharingan activated.

"It is the will of Kishimoto-sama-senpai-dono" Sasunaru4evar said.

Kishi-who-hoe?

Who the hell is that?

"Who the hell is Kishimoto?" Naruto asked.

My thoughts exactly

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"Poor poor boy." Deva path said.

"He is the reason we are all living."

"And yet he wants me gay."

"You will obey." Tsunade said.

"Or what?" Naruto asked.

"It is not wise to disrespect our creator." Shizune said.

"I'LL DISRESPECT WHOEVER I WANT IF THEY WANT ME GAY!" Naruto defiantly said.

"And I'll be there to support you Naruto-kun!" Hinata said.

"Fate has already decided Naruto-kun." SasuNau4evar said.

She has the voice of a porno...

CAPTIVATING!

"F**K YOU NEJI!"

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"I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING!"

Now if Sasunaru had said that I would have been all like :When, where, how and can you take 14 inches of Pure Hyuuga Neji into your amazingly tight vaginal orafice?

Yeah I woulda said all that and then some...

"Sorry force of habit...but F**K FATE!" Naruto corrected.

"You don't seem to understand." Sasunaru4evar said. "I am his right hand man...well girl."

"You're his right hand?" Kiba asked.

Suddenly someone banged their hand on the table and stood up.

"IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I'M THE THEIF!"

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...I don't even care anymore...

All heads turned into the direction of whosaid this.

"CHOUJI!" Ino screamed shocked and or flabbergasted.

"YOU STOLE MY BOOK!" Kakashi screamed revealing his Mangekyou Sharingan.

"YOU STOLE MY SAND GOURD!" Gaara said forming the little sand that he still had in his hand ready to use like a bullet made of sand.

"YOU STOLE MY MAKE UP -ER WAR PAINT!"Kankurou said pulling out his three puppets virtually from nowhere.

"YOU STOLE MY GREEN!" Lee said as he unravelled his wraps around his forearms and opening the first gate.

Shino stood up slowly.

"You...stole...my...!" He didn't even finish as bugs flew out of his sleeves and surrounded him.

"I'm sorry." Chouji said.

"SORRY DON'T F**KIN CUT IT!" Kakashi said. "I'm about to use my ultimate attack." Kakashi said again.

He then pulled down his face mask.

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"OH MY GAAWD IT'S HIDEOUS!"

"IT'S UNREAL!"

"WHAT THE F**K MAN?"

"Is it too late to blame THAT on Madara?"

"PUT IT BACK!"

"PLEASE!"

"UNYOSH!"

"UNYOUTHFUL!"

Sakura threw up.

Some people lost consciousness.

Damnit I fainted in the process...

The moon blew up...so the sun came back

Sasuke threw up.

Kiba Meowed.

Hanabi fainted.

Konohamaru fainted.

They both got raped by Moegi under the table.

Shikamaru leapt up in the air and landed on the table crying for his NOT troublesome mommy.

Naruto's mind shattered...like Yami-Yugi used mind crush on him.

Hinata staggered back then threw up.

The whole jounin table threw up.

The whole crowd threw up.

The unconscious Hyuuga bodies threw up.

Tobi's ghost came back and appeared next to Itachi's, Pein's, Jaraiya's and Asuma's. Tobi was Tobi, not Madara this time. Tobi's mask threw up.

Chouji threw up so much...he looked like Nagato in that machine thing.

Kakashi pulled his face mask back up.

"Whoa...why didn't you do that when Rikudo Pein attacked?" Tsunade wondered as Shizune continued to throw up.

"Because I forgot."

I bet your wondering what was under there...well go to google (dot) com ...Type in blue waffle...click on the first one...then you'll see what Kakashi has under his mask...


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