Bettyboop asked for Harry Potter/ Bill Weasley with "goblin gold"
Bill and Harry's Excellent Adventure
"Master Cursebreaker Weasley, Master Warder Potter. This job must be done secretively, cautiously, and carefully. The site potentially contains the largest repository of goblin gold since Gringotts was founded," announced Ragnok, head of Gringotts Bank and the Goblin Nation. "I am putting my trust in the two of you because you have proven that we can trust you with such delicate matters. Do not fail us."
"Yes sir," the two men chorused. With a curt dismissal, Harry and Bill gathered their information packets and walked out of the office.
"Where are we going?" Harry asked as they flicked through the paperwork on the way to the apparition point.
"Las Vegas, Nevada in the United States," Bill said, perplexed. "I didn't even know there had been Goblin settlements there."
SIX MONTHS LATER
"I asked for this to be done secretively! Cautiously! Carefully! Instead, you opened an attraction covered in neon lights and invited tourists in to search for the gold themselves! Whatever made you believe this would be a good idea?" snarled Ragnok as he paced the penthouse hotel room overlooking the Las Vegas Strip.
"Sir," Harry began cautiously, "When we arrived, the gnomes were already here. We had to move quickly and the only way we could find to buy the land out from underneath them was to claim to be opening a new attraction."
"Well, at least the gnomes didn't get it. But why did you open the attraction?" Ragnok settled in a chair and fixed his eyes upon Harry and Bill. Bill picked up the story.
"The gnomes decided to try to cause strife and prove that we weren't going to open an attraction so we showed the business people some plans of tombs and archeological sites and, well, we bullshitted them into believing that we were going to let tourists dig for 'treasures' rather than we were wizards looking for a lost cache of Goblin gold. The gnomes then started rumors of the new attraction and we started getting pressure from the government, so we decided to open a real false digging for lost treasure attraction," Bill concluded nervously.
"But why allow them on your actual dig site? And where did the veela showgirls come from?" asked another goblin.
"Actually they're not on the true dig site," Harry explained. "The true dig site is currently closed for 'construction' so that we can 'plan for expansion'. As for the veela show girls, well, um – that was my fault. The gnomes said that they had the prettiest showgirls and that they would put us out of business and buy the land at a loss so I called up a few friends to totally humiliate them. Fleur and her cousins were happy to help."
"So, you found a way to best the gnomes, complete you mission, and make more money? Good work!" congratulated Ragnok. He turned his attention away from Bill and Harry who promptly relaxed… just a little too soon.
"And the marriage?" asked an anonymous voice from the crowd.
"It's not a marriage!" Bill and Harry said with scowls. Harry continued, "Nevada doesn't recognize gay marriage so we're in a domestic partnership. And technically, we're dead when Molly finds out that we did it without her." Just then, the fire flared green and a short, plump redheaded older woman stepped out.
"Bill Weasley! Harry Potter-Weasley! What is this about you getting married without the family there?"
A/N: Hope you like it Bettyboop! Thanks for reading, everyone. If you have any prompt suggestions or pairing ideas, I'd love to hear from you via review or PM.
