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A day with the guys

Danny said we was goin' on a day out with the guys. That's okay with me cept for Mac. He's still smells scary an in charge. Danny said that it was a spring time and that we could go ta the park.

Lindsay went ta the spa with Stacey an Stella an the Peyton person. They was talkin all bout how they was goin' ta get massages and manicures and pedicures. How come they gotta use all these new words that I don't understand?

Flack, an Adam an Greg went with Danny an me ta the park. The guys decided that they was goin' ta play hoops us usual, an I had ta stay at the bench thing on my leash. I'm a good dog, how come I can't stay off the leash thing and do interestin' things like chasin' birds, or investigatin' all the smells that were in the grass stuff. Did I mention that grass is soft ta sit on?

I was sittin' there mindin' my own business an watchin' the hoops thing. Then I smelled someone familiar comin' over to the bench. It was the little boy that I found that got his foot caught in the tree roots. Him and me are buds an I was really excited ta smell him. He picked me up and gave me a big squeezing hug. I almost couldn't breathe.

His mom was there an she told him ta be play nice with me. Danny said that the little boys name is Eric. He's a nice little human. He don't pull on my ears or tail. If the baby is like him, then maybe I won't have ta hate it. I don't think that's gonna happen though.

Eric an his mom decided that they wanted ta go ta the duck pond an feed the ducks. How come no one ever feeds me? The ducks are dumb anyways, all they do is swim around in the water and make dumb noises.

Danny said that I could go with Eric if I wanted to. That was fine with me. I was bored just sittin' around watchin' Danny lose the game to Mac and Flack. I guess bein' the boss means ya get ta win all the time.

We went ta the pond an the ducks was all there. Eric an his mom started ta throw bread crumbs for the ducks. Bread is a dumb thing ta eat. I like steak better then bread. How come birds don't eat steak or pizza?

Anyways I was laying there bein' a good dog when something started ta bite at my tail. I tried ta move away but something keep hurtin' my tail. It was one of those birds that Danny calls a pigeon. I was barkin' and growlin' at it and tellin' it ta leave me alone. It finally flew away an I wanted ta chase it. How come it was tryin' ta hurt me when I didn't do nothin' bad?

Eric's mom was laughin' at me. See… I told you that I don't get no respect from no one! She said that some of the bread crumbs got in my tail an the pigeon was peckin' it cause it was hungry. I don't care if it was hungry that hurt! First… I get kicked by the baby, an now the stupid birds try to eat my tail. It ain't right. All the humans can do is laugh too.

Eric had a new bouncy ball for me, an I got ta go off the leash an play with him for awhile. Danny an the other guys finished there game an came ta find us. Danny said I was ta play gentle with Eric cause he's a little guy. I know that! How come Danny thinks I don't know nothin' important?

Eric's mom had ta tell the guys all about the pigeon's. They all laughed except for Mac. I noticed that he don't laugh too much. He smiled at me. He picked me up when it was time to go home, an he said real quiet that he didn't blame me for bein' upset by the pigeons. How did he know that I was upset? I thought that humans didn't smell as good as dogs. It was scary to be held by him, but he was nice. Danny was laughin' at me again.

We got back to the apartment an the girls were back, so Danny told them all about the pigeons in the park an they all laughed too. Mitzi didn't laugh at me, she said she hates those birds and then she licked my face. I decided that my tail didn't hurt no more.

Lindsay said that everyone one had ta be quiet cause the Peyton person had an announcement to make. I noticed that the Mac person was smellin' nervous. I never noticed him smellin' nervous before. It was weird. Peyton said that she an Mac was gonna get married like Danny an Lindsay. Everybody was all excited, an Danny asked Mac how come he didn't tell the guys when they was playing hoops. The Mac person said that Peyton wanted ta tell everyone. Flack said something ta him about bein' whipped. Stella hit him on the head an the Mac person just stared at him. Danny said he better be careful or he'd lose his job. What does whipped mean anyway?

Mitzi got ta stay with me cause all the humans decided ta go out ta dinner as a celebration. I asked Mitzi how come we never get ta go out ta eat and she said she didn't know. I think it's just because the humans are selfish. It was fun ta stay with Mitzi though, she's fun ta be with. I think she'll be my only friend when the baby comes cause Danny and Lindsay will pay all their attention to it. Mitzi says that they'll stil love me too. I hope she's right!