Ultimate Smash Adventure
In this chapter, we take a peak at the plans for both the Smashers and the Alliance.
NOTE: One of my reviewers pointed out the fact that I make DK use random ape chatters when he is capable of speech. I'll say this right now. He is capable of a few phrases, but in most games where he is with people, not jungle animals, he in reality can't talk. So I'll remember to throw a few phrases of English, but he will generally speak in ape chatters. Sorry.
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers or any of the appearing villains.
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Battle plans
"You'll never catch me!" Crazy Hand shouted while still running from his brother, yes we're supposed to assume that Master Hand has been chasing Crazy Hand the whole time.
"Yes I will!" Master Hand shouted. The two of them were now on the top floor of the mansion. Crazy Hand stopped and looked out the window.
"Hey! Mario's team is back! Yeeeooouuch!" Crazy Hand shouted.
"Finally got you. Oh, what do you know, the Smashers are back." Master Hand said. He saw Mario, Bowser, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, and DK get off of their warp stars. "Well, I'll just go down and… what the?" Master Hand noticed something driving up the road for Smash Mansion.
"Ahhh… so good-a to be back-a." Mario said.
"Yoshi."
"Hey!" DK shouted pointing toward the mansion gates.
"What's that?" Peach wondered.
"Oh no! Mario!" Luigi shouted.
"Oh great, him." Bowser rolled his eyes.
"Now?" Mario wondered.
The figure was now visible. It was a motorcycle painted yellow. The guy riding it was a really fat guy, pink leather pants, strange blue shoes, blue shirt, light-blue vest, yellow fingerless gloves with "W's" on them, Yellow helmet with goggles and a "W" labeled on the helmet, and a big nose with a zigzag-ish mustache. Well, I think I made it painfully obvious as to who it is. "Hey Mario!" Wario shouted.
"What-a now Wario?" Mario asked.
"Hey! I didn't come all of the way to the Smash Dimension and Mansion just to hear that!" Wario shouted.
"What-a did you come-a for then?" Mario asked, uninterested in what Wario had to say obviously.
"You and me Mario! Right now!" Wario shouted while flexing. "Time to pay you back for the last time!" Wario shouted.
"Last time? Oh, he must be talking about last week when he drove up here to fight with Mario." Bowser said.
"Don't-a forget the week-a before." Luigi said.
"And the week before." Peach said.
"Yoshi Yoshi…" I think you know what he said.
"Oo oo." DK said.
"Wario. I don't-a have time-a." Mario said. "I-a need to go-a see Master Hand-a."
"What! Afraid?" Wario said.
"No, you and I-a both know that I can-a beat you." Mario said.
"Maybe before Mario! But I've been hitting the gym since we last met! And I've gotten a lot better!" Wario boasted. "Take this!" Wario ran up and threw a punch at Mario, Mario jumped out of the way.
"You asked-a for it." Mario said. He landed on his hands and sprang off of his hands and attempted a drop kick on Wario.
"Not this time!" Wario stopped Mario's kick cold. He then spun around and around while holding Mario by his foot. "Wild swing-ding!" (I think that's what it's called in Wario World.) Mario was sent flying in to the farthest bush.
"Whoa, he has gotten better." Bowser said. Mario jumped out of the bush.
"Not-a bad Wario." Mario said.
"Well, you gonna just stand there or do something?" Wario demanded. Mario charged and brought his fist back, ready to punch. Mario threw the punch, Wario raised his hand to block, but Mario pulled a feint and stopped his punch short and he somersaulted over Wario's head before kicking him from behind.
"Ow! Hey!" Wario shouted. "Take this!" Wario stomped the ground sumo style, he then charged forward faster than anyone would expect him to run. This caught Mario off guard, and Wario grabbed him and jumped in to the air, Mario was being held upside down, and Wario had his arms and legs wrapped around Mario as well. "Pile driver!" Wario began to spin as he fell back to the ground. Mario managed to get his hands free, he then managed to force Wario to land on his back.
"Whew, that-a was close." Mario said.
Back at the top floor…
"Jeez, will Wario just let by-gone's be by-gone's?" Master Hand asked.
"Man, Wario sure has gotten better, if only we could convince him to fight for us." Crazy Hand said.
"Crazy… that idea is crazy… so crazy it just might work." Master Hand opened the window and flew down.
"Take this!" Wario was throwing punch after punch at Mario. Mario was dodging most of them. But when Mario tried to counter, Wario caught Mario off guard and Wario managed to land a punch on Mario's cheek.
"Whoa!" DK shouted.
"Mama-mia, Wario's gotten better." Luigi sighed.
"Wait! It's Master Hand!" Peach shouted. Everyone stopped and stared at the two hands floating toward them.
"What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy?" Wario asked.
"Wario, in all the time you've come here to pick a fight with Mario, you finally seem able to stand up to him in a fight. So…" Master Hand began.
"So?" Wario asked.
"So… can we ask you to help us with a crises we are having?" Master Hand asked.
"No way! I'm only interested in treasure and showing up Mario." Wario said.
"If you help us, I will make you a permanent member of the Super Smash Brothers. And this will give you plenty of opportunities to try and upstage Mario." Master Hand offered. Everyone was a little shocked at this. But after thinking about it, they all agreed that Wario could actually be helpful.
"Hmmm… alright then! Count me in!" Wario shouted, while flexing.
"Then it's a deal!" Master Hand shouted. Crazy Hand then flew in with a contract and a pen.
"Just sign here…" Crazy Hand said. Wario signed, "And here…" he signed again. "And here… not there!"
Elsewhere, a day or so later…
"You requested my presence Dark Lord?" Eggman said walking in to the dark room from several chapters ago.
"Yes." Came the unidentifiable voice. "But you're not the only one. Where is everyone else I summoned?"
"They're here now my lord." Orochimaru said.
The room began to light up dimly. But there was enough light to see seven seats, although one of them looked more like a perch and another looked more like a mount you would place a mask on. All the villains in the alliance that were still around appeared out of the shadows, except for Ridley and Dark Meta Knight.
"Good." The Dark Lord's voice said. "As you know, the smashers have now defeated Grodus, K. Rool, and even one of our Seven Deadly Fates."
"No way!" Oboro shouted. "How come no one informs me about this stuff?" He whined.
"Because you're not worth the time." The Black Knight said from his throne.
The Dark Lord continued "There is now an open position of a seventh deadly fate. So, whoever displeases me the least will receive the position. And Crocodile?"
"Yes?" He responded.
"How are the underlings of yours that failed us?"
"They're being punished, I would have killed them myself if we didn't need every man we've got to fight the smashers." Crocodile responded.
"Hmph, I would rather have them killed. I can't stand useless tools." The Dark Lord's voice said. "But fine, they'll be spared this time."
Ridley suddenly flew in and rested on the perch and Dark Meta Knight appeared from the shadows.
"What are you two doing here? You two are supposed to be invading Mute City and Dreamland." The Dark Lord pointed out.
"Victory should have been swift for you two." Ramirez said.
"There has been a slight disturbance on my end." Ridley said.
"And on my end." Dark Meta Knight said.
"What!"
"I'll explain," Ridley said turning his neck to the right. "My space pirate army claims that heavenly light is striking them down from above. One of my scouts reported seeing someone attacking them from the rooftops. Never missing a mark." He explained.
"And?" The Dark Lord's voice asked.
"I've come to request more funds." Ridley said.
"What for?"
"To hire some extra but expensive help." He explained.
"Perhaps if I get a demonstration." The Dark Lord said. "As for you Dark Meta Knight."
"My light twin and his subordinates have been fighting back with surprising efficiency." D. Meta Knight explained. "I've come to request more of your legions."
"Very well. Hmph. This is troublesome. Eggman, return to the lab and begin working on Project Imago. You'll have your data, don't worry." The Dark Lord said.
"Very well, I already have more than enough energy to start it." Eggman said.
"Orochimaru, it's time for you to take action." The Dark Lord stated.
"Very well." Orochimaru said before disappearing in the shadows.
Back at Smash Mansion…
The situation was explained to Wario, and the other Smashers finally returned. Everyone was now in the dining room discussing battle plans.
"Observe." Master Hand pressed a button on a giant remote, which made a plasma screen appear from the ceiling.
"Yes! At last! The Plasma screen!" Crazy Hand shouted.
"Anyways…" Master Hand pressed another button. The screen revealed some place that seemed like a black void with a few floating chunks of rock floating. There was one larger rock that had a city on it. And some fairly large rocks also had some buildings on them. "Crazy Hand and I have found a dimension that has never even existed before. And only hands like Crazy and myself should be able to make new dimensions. This means that our enemy, whomever he may be, is very powerful."
"We called this new dimension… The X dimension!" Crazy Hand shouted. Everyone just stared at him blankly.
"So… when do we get to go beat the snot out of these guys?" Wario asked.
"First I have to tell you all something important, and don't spoil it Mewtwo." Master Hand said. Mewtwo looked somewhat disappointed. "We have learned how this Alliance is built. At the top, there is the Dark Lord, and from some spying we had an external source tell us, there are several more villains working for him."
"Powerful ones I'd assume." Marth said.
"Yes, very powerful." Master Hand said. "There are seven villains working for him that are extremely powerful. The Seven Deadly Fates."
"Can we get an example of how powerful they could possibly be?" Fox asked.
"Majora's Mask was one of them." Master Hand said. The Hyrule team shuddered at this. "And from what we know, it was the least powerful among them." This made everyone talk.
"Let's divide the teams!" Crazy Hand shouted. "Whe he he he he he!"
"I need seven people to go to Mute City, seven to go to Dreamland, and eight to go to the Land of Fire."
"But that leaves three people behind." Ness said.
"I know, and the three I want to stay behind are Mario, Y. Link, and Ness." Master Hand said.
"What? Why?" Link asked.
"I'll explain in a minute. Everyone else, pick where you want to go." Master Hand ordered.
"Say why are more people going to the Land of Fire?" Roy asked.
"Because I have reason to believe that one of the Six Deadly Fates is there." He answered.
"Land of Fire!" Zelda said.
"I'm going with Zelda." Link said.
"Hey! I want to kick some butt there!" Wario shouted.
"Ooo ooooo!" DK said while beating his chest.
"We're going!" Popo said. Nana nodded.
"Don't leave me." Roy said.
"I'll go." Fox said.
"Pyo!" Kirby volunteered.
"Jigglypuff!"
"I'll go to Dreamland with those two." Mewtwo said.
"Same here." Peach volunteered.
"Guess I'll go." Falco said.
"Pichu!"
"Yoshi!"
"I'll go to Mute City." C. Falcon volunteered.
"Same here." Samus said.
"Guess I'll go too." Ganondorf said.
"I'll go." Marth volunteered.
"Maybe I should go…" Luigi said meekly.
"Pika!"
"Aw man, I wanted to go with Peach." Bowser whined.
"On the warp stars!" Crazy Hand shouted. Our heroes then took off for their designated locations.
"So-a why did you have us-a stay?" Mario asked.
"I have a special assignment for you three." Master Hand explained. "You see that building?" Master Hand asked. The monitor zoomed in on some building that looked like a lab.
"What about it?" Link asked.
"Based on the information on Eggman that Ness gave me, I need you three to infiltrate the lab and find out what he's up to." Master Hand said.
"How do you know that it's a lab?" Ness asked.
"The same way I know about the Alliance. An operative I hired. In fact, he'll be joining you on this mission for his expertise in the fields of infiltration." Master Hand said. "I introduce to you…" A set of double doors open and a man in gray and black walks in. He was wearing a bulletproof vest, a bandana wrapped around his head, and five-o-clock shadow. "…Solid Snake."
"You expect me to infiltrate a base with a plumber and two kids?" Snake asked, obviously disgruntled.
"Snake, I assure you, their abilities will be most helpful to you." Master Hand explained.
"Fine, as long as they don't get in my way." Snake said while walking for the door.
"Pleasant guy." Crazy Hand said sarcastically.
"Mama-mia." Mario sighed.
And so, the four of them hopped on Warp Stars, and prepared to go to… the X-dimension laboratory.
Meanwhile...
Ridley was perched above an arena. "Begin the demonstration." Drones developed by the space pirate army appeared. A figure that was wearing yellow and black armor with a single eye on his small head appeared. From his right arm, he fired small, high-powered volts of electricity. He then charged up a shot and released a larger ball of electricity and it exploded on contact with a drone.
"Impressive." The Dark Lord said. "Next!" A giant walking rock with orange spires in various places on his body walked in. His right arm fired balls of magma that bounced before exploding, incinerating any drones in the explosion.
"You'll like the next one my Lord." Ridley said. "He was a former general in my space pirate army." Something that looked like a cyborg walked in. His greenish grey armor had a red tail coming from the helmet. The figure made a laser sword appear from his right arm. He hacked his way through some drones, he then fired some heavy artillery from his right arm.
Next was a completely red creature that had pointed limbs. And the head was floating above the body. He morphed in to some three legged creature and then disappeared. Several drones where then destroyed by its lunge.
Finally, a figure covered entirely in blue armor with green strips in various places appeared. It morphed in to a green ball of energy with blue crossbars floating around it, it then floated around quickly, placing three bombs around all the remaining drones, the resulting explosion destroyed the rest of them.
"Ridley, you'll have your funds, they're all hired." The Dark Lord said.
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Oh man… my fingers are a little sore from that. Well anyways, the remaining deadly fates are Orochimaru, Ridley, Crocodile, The Black Knight, Ramirez, and Mithos. read and review!
