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This is Not Happening!
The 6th year students were in one of their many crazy DADA classes and Yuki looked depressed with his chin resting on his right hand. He sighed for what had to be the twentieth time and Neville placed a hand on his shoulder, making Yuki jump in fright. "You scared me!" Yuki said in a whisper.
"Sorry, it's just that you look like you would be anywhere but here," Neville stated with a pitying gaze.
"Is it that obvious?" asked Yuki looking miserable.
Professor Sohma kept talking about how they were already ending the parenthood course. "Most students have passed marvelously! We only have two exceptions of course, but they are paying for their deeds with me! Mwahahahahahahaha!"
Draco and Harry looked at each other with sour faces. In the end Draco had also 'killed' his doll too. He had decided that if he was going to be in detention anyway he had nothing lose.
Ayame kept on speaking: "The new course we'll start will be amazing! You will all enjoy it as we are going to discuss in detail plenty of the positions you can perform in bed to please your partner!"
Yuki's face blanched and he stood up. "What kind of Defense Against the Dark Arts we'll learn from that? You are supposed to be here to teach us how to defend ourselves, not sexual positions!"
"Ah, Yuki! You have so much to learn! Of course we'll get to defense too!"
"Yes? When? So far I see that we are heading toward March and I was patiently waiting for you to finish this silly parenthood thing to pass to real defense against the dark arts!" Yuki looked furious and his breathing was uneven. He had turned red from anger.
"Oh, Yuki... I never thought I'd had to do this, but... DETENTION!"
"For telling you the truth?"
"For talking back to your older brother and teacher of course! You will be joining Mr. Malfoy and Mr. Potter for the next three detentions! And what's better, now we have another character for Briar Rose!"
Harry and Draco covered their faces. So far they had avoided the play due to lack of people to play characters.
Ayame kept laughing like a madman until the end of class.
The Chase and Unusual Sights
The students had just finished Potions class when Sohma came to make sure Snape wasn't trying to seduce Yuki. Lately, Ayame Sohma had been doing that a lot and Snape was losing his patience. The problem was that Professor Sohma had a tendency to transform whenever he went to the dungeons because the area was so cold during cold weather. That day wasn't an exception.
Yuki was about to leave the dungeon when he saw Ayame transform in front of his eyes. He smirked triumphantly and stared at the gray snake and grabbed it. "Now I'm going to give you to Professor Snape! I'm sure that he'll be quite amused!"
"Yuki, you are being cruel," said the snake in a very serious tone.
"Cruel? You are the one making disgusting insinuations all the time. You embarrass me and you are an embarrassment not only to the Sohma family, but to this school and the wizarding world as a whole!" Yuki entered the dungeon and was about to get to Snape when Pansy Parkinson clumsily bumped into him. Pansy didn't even notice what had happened after she had just finished speaking to her Head of House, but Snape did notice. Students that hadn't left the dungeon yet looked back to see Yuki Sohma's uniform on the floor.
"Isn't that Yuki's uniform?" Dean Thomas asked.
Pansy stared at the clothing and was about to pick it up when she picked up a rat instead and screamed. She let the rat fall and started to try and trample it while screaming: "A RAT! IT'S A RAT!" Pansy then saw the snake and screamed: "A SNAKE TOO!"
Some of the girls started to scream joining Pansy while other girls fainted. Pansy kept jumping trying to squash the rat and the snake, but Snape quickly tried to save the rat specifically. "Miss Parkinson! Do not attempt to kill my ingredients!" Snape said to the girl in an angry voice.
"I-I'm s-sorry, s-sir!" Pansy stammered. "I-I didn't know!"
But then the serpent tried to trap the rat spiraling with its body and the rat started to run towards the door with the snake after it. "I think one of your ingredients is attempting to devour the other, sir," Theodore Nott stated matter of factly and Snape started to run after the two creatures that were supposed to be some of his live ingredients.
Yuki was fleeing from his older brother through the corridor and just as they were out of earshot Ayame started to speak: "Yuki! Don't escape from your older brother! I am here to protect you!"
"There's no way I'll let you get me!" the rat spoke back.
Snape was running behind the two creatures, but there was someone else running behind Snape. It was Ronald Weasley and behind Ron was Harry asking: "Ron! What the hell are you doing?"
"I have to save that rat, Harry! Don't you see that snake wants to eat the rat? It's like when Crookshanks wanted to eat Scabbers! Don't you remember?"
"Ron! You are forgetting that Scabbers turned out to be a murderous Death Eater!"
"I don't care! That is a real rat and it needs help! I might be able to adopt it if I save it!"
"Ron! I'm sure that the snake won't eat the rat!"
"Don't be so dense, Harry! Snakes eat rodents!"
Snape managed to catch up with the creatures and grabbed the snake. "Are you seriously trying to eat your brother, Sohma?" Snape asked spitting all over the snake.
"How can you think something like that, Severus? I simply wanted to cuddle him! And please don't spit on me! It's disgusting!" Snape's hand made pressure on the serpent's neck and its eyes started to bulge out of their sockets.
The rat had halted and was staring at Snape with snake Ayame being strangled in his hands. "Mr. Sohma," Snape started speaking to the rat. "Come to my dungeon so you can fetch your..." Snape was unable to finish his sentence as Ron arrived and picked up the rat.
"You're alright now. That snake won't eat you. You'll be safe with me," Ron said with a genuine happy smile.
"Mr. Weasley! Would you hand that rat to me? It's one of my ingredients."
"I won't let you harm it! I'm going to adopt it!"
"Ten points from Gryffindor and give me that rat!"
"Never!" Ron fled with the rat in his hands and Snape swore aloud. He then noticed that Harry was there staring at him.
"Potter! Five points from Gryffindor!"
"For what?" asked Harry incredulously.
"For staring at me!"
Harry gaped, but at that same moment Ayame transformed. Students were coming through the corridor and there was a gaping Harry, a naked Ayame, and a horrified Snape. Ayame suddenly embraced Snape and begged: "Cover my beautiful body, Severus!"
"WHAT?" Snape asked.
"Sir! Many students are coming this way," Harry warned.
Ayame looked desperate and pulled Snape towards him while he got against the cold wall. Snape's robes covered most of Ayame, but things looked bad. To Harry, it almost looked like Snape had trapped Sohma against the wall to kiss him or something.
Students gaped like fish as they stared at the scene. Snape was furious and while covering Ayame with his majestic black robes stared at the students with fire in his eyes. "What are you looking at? Continue to your next class or whatever you have!"
The students hurried through the corridor and Hermione arrived with Sohma's robes in her hands. "I found Professor Sohma's robes close to the dungeon and..." In seconds Snape had savagely taken the robes from Granger's hands. "Thank you! Now LEAVE!"
Hermione jumped at Snape's tone, but started to leave with Harry. Immediately Snape passed the robes to Ayame and Ayame dressed quickly. "Oh, Severus! I could kiss you!"
"Now I'm going to kill you," Snape said smirking.
"Eep!" Aya fled as fast as he could and the only reason why Snape restrained himself from following was because it would look like him chasing after Sohma, which could make wrong assumptions arise.
XxXxX
Ron had arrived in Gryffindor Tower with the rat in his hands to place it on his bed. He entered the boys' dormitory looking gleeful and was placing the rat on his bed when there was a 'poof'. "What the--"
Ron lost his balance and fell forward on his bed with a naked Yuki Sohma below him. The position was very compromising and at that moment Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan entered the dormitory as they all had a free period at that time. Both boys gasped and Seamus said: "We'll leave now... To-to give you privacy. Don't mind us! You can continue with your..." Seamus joined his hands, moving them as if stating union non verbally, and blurted: "Mating!" He and Dean were out of the dormitory in seconds.
Yuki's lower lip trembled and his eyes were fixed on Ron's. "I--" he tried to speak, but couldn't.
"Why?" Ron asked. "Why is it that every rat I adopt turns out to be a person?"
"I can explain, but can you get off of me?" Yuki asked timidly.
"Sure!" Ron exclaimed in a high-pitched voice as he had just noticed Yuki's state.
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