I own nothing. About LoZ, that is.

Sorry that took so long. But I wanted this to be really good, so I checked it a lot.

Why do I care about this chapter and not the others?

Because...this is the end enjoy!

Now

Zelda sat on her throne. It was a peaceful day. The doors flew open wildly, and behind them stood a dark figure. Zelda reached for her sword.

"No need for that, Zelda. I know you." The figure stepped into her line of vision. Zelda's eyes widened. It was Ganondorf. A few guards rushed at him. He deflected them with his sword easily, knocking them out.

"What do you want?" Zelda yelled, now free to speak informally because her guards couldn't hear.

"Obviously, Zel, I just came to say hello." He said brightly. He threw his hand out, a purple flame emitting from it. It enveloped Zelda, morphing into a pink crystal. She tried to deflect it, but his magic had somehow multiplied by thousands.

"How did you do that?" She demanded furiously. Ganondorf looked tired as he fell onto her throne.

"I borrowed some magic. But it's all spent now."

"Ganondorf, you sick bastard! Let me out of this cage or I swear to Din you will experience swift and blinding pain!" Zelda banged on the cage. Ganondorf frowned at her.

"Don't you get it, you moron! The legends coming true!" She screamed.

"No it's not!" Ganondorf seemed outraged. "I don't want to rule Hyrule. I just…"

"Well, it doesn't matter. Link delivers supplies almost every day. He'll be here soon."

"That's it! You spend time with Link every day!"

"So?"

"I won't let him! I won't let him have you! You can't!" Ganondorf seemed outraged. Zelda looked confused.

"I'm sorry…" She said with heavy sarcasm. "But what the hell does that have to do with anything?"

"You can't love him! You can't!" He yelled.

"I can love whoever the hell I want! And I don't love Link!" She yelled. Ganondorf frowned and turned away, refusing to answer her heavy cursing and insults that violently continued.

Just then Link burst inside the doors.

"Ganondorf! What are you-"

"I won't let you have Zelda, brat!"

"Let her go now, you sick son of a big breasted bitch!" Link yelled, drawing his sword.

Ganondorf approached slowly, his spirit sword gleaming. Link slung his bow over his shoulder. His sword flashed as dangerously as his eyes.

Link was sweating horribly as he and Ganondorf leapt around the room. Navi was clinging onto his ears and whispering instructions.

Ganondorf was moving swiftly and appeared calm. His grin only broadened when he saw Link's breath was becoming ragged.

"Are you getting tired? The guerudo warriors taught me how to store energy. I'm glad it's paying off."

Link glared at him. He lifted his sword again.

"No. I'm not…" He stopped and gripped his arm. It had a cut. "Tired."

Navi suddenly tensed. "Link…"

Link was busy concentrating. He didn't notice Navi.

Link lifted up his sword and ran forward, ignoring the pain and preparing to strike again, when something odd happened.

Dark purple stuff was whirling around Ganondorf. Link halted.

Ganondorf wasn't Ganondorf anymore. Not in the form Link recognized. He was a beast, and he was large and fearsome.

Link instinctively drew his bow and shot a few arrows. They got stuck in his course fur and did no damage.

Desperately, Link pulled out the old sack of shadow dust, knowing that beast on man was not fair.

He threw his hand into the sack and as Ganondorf was charging, he found some flakes of dust hidden in the seams.

Instead of it consuming him, It spread from his hand to his arm to his head and spread like a disease over his body.

Instantly he was then on the floor with his teeth bared.

"DIE, BASTARD!" Link screamed in beast, and then bolted, colliding with Ganondorf.

Zelda hit her hands on the cage to no avail. Her magic was failing her. Navi flew over to her and tried to help Zelda out.

Link and Ganondorf were biting, clawing and gnashing at each other, trying to kill.

They both became battered, bruised, and bloody.

The fought endlessly, both steadily decreasing in stamina, and neither weaker than the other. Suddenly, Link felt a tingle in his spine. It spread from there like an itch, and then he noticed that the shadow dust had worn off.

Ganondorf was charging again. Link gasped and pulled out his shield, clutching his wounded side.

Ganondorf heard a horrible crack and then noticed that one of his beast horns had come clean off. The force had slammed Link against a wall on the opposite side of the room. Blood splattered across the room from both his and Ganondorf's wounds.

The Ganondorf beast vanished and Ganondorf stood in its place, His tooth knocked out.

Link was limp against the wall, slumped over.

Ganondorf's face was cracked into a grin and he walked over, picking Link up by the throat. Link's left hand still gripped his sword and his other still held his shield.

Ganondorf's grip tightened and Link's face turned a light shade of blue.

Suddenly, Link's eyes popped open. He threw Ganondorf off of him with a scared yell and knocked him to the ground.

"NO!" Ganondorf yelled.

Link screamed and held his sword above his head. He leapt up in the air.

The jump seemed too happened in slow motion. As he leapt through the air, Link heard a lot of things.

"IF HE GETS TO, I GET TO TOO!"

"YES! YES! FIRE! BURN! BURN!"

"Shut up, bed-wetter! It's my birthday!"

"Wanna play hide and find?"

"FOOOOOD!"

"You're such a baby, leaky!"

"So? Not strong enough?"

"Maghe!"

"You still wet the bed!"

"NO I DON'T! You're a stupid hunk of…of…PIG!"

"STUPID!"
"MORON!"
"LOSER!"
"CREEP!"

"Nayru said that we all have these things because we're special. We're the only ones."

"Let's not touch anything else."

"Hey, if it makes her laugh."

"Link? Link, what's wrong man?"

"Zelda was sexy dancing."

"I bet its Vampires."

"I can feel her boobs."

"I always thought the goddesses created us."

"This is it! We're actually going!"

"Oh yeah! Speaking of which, I want to learn how to ride!"

Link felt the wind rush past his face.

"What? Oh, do NOT give me that look. It was YOUR idea to run into the mud."

"GAH! The OTHER way! There! There there there there!"

"God, damn it, you dumb horse. It told you this was DRY CLEAN ONLY!"

"Link? Is there something you need to tell me?"

"Fix it until I get to the doctor!"

"Yes, genius. I dare. I am Daring. I dare myself to dare. Heck, my dares dare ME to dare! Has your mind exploded yet?"

Link's sword flashed in the light from the window as he soared through the air.

"Zelda said there was a WOLF…"

"Do you have a weenie?"

"FOOOOOD!"

"Stupid steam."

"What? NO! NO NO NO NO NO! I'm a Hylian! Full Hylian! Not Guerudo!"

"Hold it, Zel. The Staring contest of the universe is going on. I can't lose."

"ACK! Oh pain, oh why great goddesses! Why did I have to die! I HAVE A LIFE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, BITCHES!"

Link's sword curved down, about to strike-

"You think you're so great? You think you will have Zelda all to yourself?"

"Truce?"

"Remember all the memories? Ordon? Birthdays? Sleeping together. Ahh…sleeping together. KIDDING! When Link got stuck in a tree. All that junk. Even though I love the Guerudo, I love you more."

"No way I'm turning into a chick!"

"I won't let you have Zelda, brat!"

"Shit!" Link threw himself off balance and his sword flew into the air and landed away from them.

Link collapsed onto his knees beside Ganondorf.

"Dude… why?" He asked. Ganondorf sat up, confused and relived.

"Why'd you do it?" Link asked, shaking his head

The crystal Zelda was in shattered. She fell onto the ground and lay shivering. Navi flitted around her head, trying to revive her.

"What?" Ganondorf asked. He stared at his hand in disbelief. "You didn't kill me? I still have a life?"

"Why?" Link repeated, slightly tempted to laugh. Ganondorf swallowed.

"I… don't know… something came over me. All these voices were in my head, telling me to fulfill me destiny. I'm guessing my past lives wanted me to do it."

Link and Ganondorf stared at each other. And then, of all the things to happen then, Link burst into tears.

Ganondorf, his jokes, his smile, and how he was Like Link's brother -and now this-they just wouldn't stop.

Ganondorf put a hand on his shoulder awkwardly.

"I'm such a baby!" Link sniffed. "I really, really just want you to go back to normal."

Zelda slowly got up and walked over to them. Navi's magic had helped a little.

She put her arms around both of them.

"Guys?" She asked. Link and Ganondorf looked at her.

"Can I ask for one last request? Before you both have to leave?"

Link nodded and wiped his eyes.

"Smile for me. Please."

Ganondorf smiled, but it was not forced. It was the first real smile Link had seen in a long time. Link wiped his eyes some more and tried his best to smile.

Zelda smiled and looked very pleased.

"Now hold me. Tight."

Link held her around the middle and Ganondorf held her around the chest, only this time it wasn't for perverted reasons. At least, Zelda and Link didn't think it was.

Zelda held both of them around the neck.

Link's tears started coming again. Ganondorf let himself cry, too, for the first time that he hadn't cried in secret in his life. They all held each other, Zelda feeling important, Ganondorf content and Link just completely… in bliss.

They stayed in their embrace for a while, Navi floating up and wrapping her wings over Link's head. Zelda waited until the guys tears ended. Then she slowly slid out of their embrace.

"That was all we ever wanted." She said softly. Link nodded, and Ganondorf smiled shyly. Link took their hands as they walked out of the room to Lake Hylia.


They sat around Lake Hylia contentedly, as the sun set. Zelda was in the middle.

"Well…" Link took a deep breath.

"Not what you would call an epic battle." Zelda shook her head staring blankly ahead.

"I doubt that one is going down in the history books." Ganondorf agreed, chuckling lightly. Zelda smiled and laid her head on his broad shoulder, pulling Link closer. He smiled.

"Now…" Zelda said perkily, twisting her face to look at Ganondorf. "Why lock me in a crystal? A pink crystal?" Her tone remained sweet, but her eyes were colder then winter frost. Ganondorf's eyes widened in fear. Link attempted to make himself scarce. As scarce as he could be while she still held him.

"Uh…" He muttered. Zelda sat up straighter, glaring at him coolly. Ganondorf scrambled up in an attempted to get away. Zelda bolted after him. Link sat watching. Zelda jumped Ganondorf, landing on top of him and making him fall over. They all began laughing as Link ran over and leaped on top of them.

Up above, the goddesses watched lovingly.

"First time Hyrule has known peace." Nayru said softly.

"First time we've known peace." Din corrected. And they proceeded to watch as the children scrambled up and began chasing Link, still laughing as they did when they were four years old.

End

This story really drifted away from the goddesses, huh? Ah well, it is what it is.

I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!

In case no one knew, all the flashing words in Link's head were memories.

Zelda couldn't deflect his magic because he had grown in strength for like, three minutes. She had already been established as a strong character, so I needed an excuse for Ganondorf to capture her.