Title: The ARK Angels of DX and the Rated R Godfather

Author: Kaykyaka

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.

Ratings: T

Characters: Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna, Trish Stratus, Randy Orton, Melina and Johnny Hennigan, Carlito, Edge, Shelton Benjamin, Stephanie and Chris Jericho, the RAW and Smackdown Superstars

Summary: Edge comes into contact with some very angry men and he asks the ARK Angels of DX for help. Little did he know how this would affect Randy and Trish's very special day or Melina's mission in Fiji.

Chapter Twenty Nine – Just Visiting

Tanoa Plaza Suva, 11:30pm:

Shawn made his way to Hunter and Joanie's hotel room and knocked on the door. A few seconds later the square and unimpressed face of Triple H was looking back at him, his eyes narrow and his jaw tight. Shawn took a deep breath expecting this response and spoke.

"I'm sorry," he said pleading with Hunter his blue-grey eyes wide with sincerity.

"Sorry for what? Missing one of the greatest episode's of RAW ever why should you be sorry about that?" Hunter said.

"It was good huh?" Shawn asked.

"Are you kidding me Fiji loves the WWE! The fans were chanting your name you moron!" Hunter said a cross between angry and elated, "You're my other half behind the scenes Shawn I needed you, the locker room needed you!"

"I'm sorry Hunter I really am," Shawn said clasping his hands together and begging for forgiveness.

"So where the Hell were you?" Hunter asked him and Shawn looked down at his feet and turned his foot back and forth like a teenager with a crush. Hunter looked his best friend up and down trying to put his behavior into context; Shawn had been missing all day, so was his wife, he missed RAW knowing that Hunter was gonna be mad at him and now he was standing in front of him blushing like a schoolboy. Hunter had seen Shawn like this before but not in a long, long time and it finally clicked: Amy had gotten amorous.

"I just couldn't say no, it's been so long," Shawn started to explain but he didn't have to, the explanation was written all over his face.

"Shawn you are the man, I thought you and Amy had taken a vow of celibacy," Hunter said putting his arm around Shawn fondly.

"We had we decided it would be best to abstain with Cameron's wisdom and Cheyenne's Phenomenal hearing it was just too much of a risk. But the kids weren't around and Amy just kept eating and eating and eating, to the point where food just couldn't satisfy her appetite anymore. She needed something else and after months and months of saying no, I needed it too – badly," Shawn said to his best friend who was smiling from ear-to-ear. After such a successful RAW this was the best news Hunter had heard all day, "I really wanted to make it back for the show but once we started, we just couldn't stop,"

Hunter laughed out loud getting Joanie's attention, "What's going on out there?" she called from the bathroom.

"Nothing I'm just talking to Shawn," Hunter replied and Joanie came out of the room and looked Shawn up and down.

"Hello stranger," she said cheekily and Shawn smiled bashfully at her.

"Hey Joanie, nice earrings," Shawn said.

"Hunter bought them for me," she said showing off the brand new earrings.

"Green and black, I should have known," Shawn said noting the famous DX colors.

"Has Amy gone down to the beach already?" Joanie asked Shawn who shook his head definitively.

"She's asleep," Shawn said yawning, "in fact I think I'm gonna hit the hay too I'm pretty tired myself,"

"I bet you are," Hunter said chuckling to himself.

"What does that mean?" Joanie asked him.

"Nevermind," Hunter said not wanting to embarrass his best friend by telling Joanie why Shawn and Amy had been absent all day and would be all night too.

"I guess it's normal that you would be going through this Shawnie, this is the point in Amy's pregnancy where you start to take on her emotional stuff. She eats so you eat, she sleeps so you sleep. I bet it feels weird," Joanie said but Shawn shook his head.

"Yeah it does but it's totally worth it," he said with a big smile and headed back to his hotel room where his Big Red wife lay asleep exhausted with a small smile on her face.

"You weren't mad at him for missing RAW?" Joanie asked Hunter as Shawn disappeared into his room.

"I was at first but some-things are just too important to pass up," Hunter said putting his arm around Joanie, closing their hotel room door and they headed towards the elevator to join their friends on the beach by the hotel.

Outside the wrestlers had gathered on the beach with the Pirellis and the church workers who had attended their first wrestling show ever and were amazed to find that the mean and despicable Trish and Randy were nothing like the characters they had just portrayed a few hours earlier.

"You are very talented to pull of such a diabolical team," Peter said to the engaged couple, the Fiji audience had watched as Trish Stratus screwed John Cena out of a possible victory over her partner Randy Orton by hitting him in the back with a steel chair, "John Cena almost had that match won,"

"Yeah well we'll see what happens when I face Randy again next week with Trish banned from ringside," John Cena said and Trish smiled confidently.

"Oh I'm sure we'll work out something," she said patting Randy on the hand deviously and the church workers laughed as Trish and Randy became the terrible twosome right in front of them.

"I never thought I'd see something like this in my life, we've seen so much since Melina came to our beautiful island," Diana said.

"It will be so sad when she has to leave," Elizabeth said and the church workers nodded and a wave of sadness came over them suddenly. Trish squeezed Elizabeth's hand and gave her a smile.

"Let's focus on the positives right now," she said and Elizabeth nodded.

"You're right, we'll appreciate every second we have left with Melina the Miraculous," Elizabeth said and the church workers agreed with her and Trish realized how fortunate she was to never have to worry about saying goodbye to Melina now or ever. The same couldn't be said for the Pirellis' however who were growing concerned that they would soon be saying goodbye to Edge and his friends that Alannah had gotten so close to. Trish could sense their concern so she excused herself to go and talk to Mr. and Mrs. Pirelli, as she got up she tripped and fell over a rock, or at least what she thought was a rock. It turned out to be Ruby who was laughing at her.

"Very funny Ruby who put you up to that?" Trish said picking up her robot dog who pointed at Mickie James.

"She said you'd love it," Ruby said and Trish shook her head knowing that Mickie was just getting her back for attacking her from behind on RAW.

She handed Ruby back to Alannah, "You better be careful who you hang around now that you've got Ruby, it picks up on human behavior like you wouldn't believe," she said.

"Okay, Edge told me Mickie was up to no good, I should have listened to him," Alannah said and she went back to playing with Edge. Trish furrowed her brow; the fact that Alannah was now taking advice from Edge who too ironic for words.

"She gotten quite attached to Mr. Copeland," Mr. Pirelli said to Trish.

"Well that's only natural under the circumstances," Trish said and the Pirellis' nodded.

"We don't know how we're going to get her to say goodbye to him," Mrs. Pirelli said.

"Don't worry about that now let Alannah enjoy the time she has with him," Trish advised them and Mrs. Pirelli sighed.

"Its just so hard seeing her get so attached knowing they're going to have to separate soon," she said.

"Well there are ways to fix that," Trish said and Mr. and Mrs. Pirelli looked at her intrigued wondering what she meant by that. Any way they could prevent breaking their daughter's heart would be music to their ears.

Chyna pulled Hunter over to the water which was glistening in the moonlit sky. She wrapped her arms around Hunter and smiled, "Do you think it's too late to go swimming?" she asked him.

"We'd have to go up and get our bathing suits," Hunter replied.

"What's wrong with what you're wearing?" Chyna replied trying to push Hunter into the water with little success.

"What's wrong with what you're wearing?" Hunter said and he pushed Chyna into the water with much success creating a big splash.

"Oh Chyna too bad," Maria said, "is your dress waterproof?"

Everyone laughed at Maria's question while Chyna felt around in the water, it seemed as though she had lost something.

"What's wrong babe?" Hunter asked her.

"My earrings, I lost one of my earrings when you pushed me in the water," Chyna said.

"Don't worry about it babe I'll get you another pair tomorrow," Hunter said.

"Like these? I don't think so," Chyna said feeling around for her lost earring.

"Is everything okay over here?" Jeff Hardy said bouncing over to Hunter and Chyna.

"She's lost an earring," Hunter said.

"You mean that really cool green and black pair?" Jeff asked and Chyna nodded, "Man I hate to lose jewelry,"

"Could you help me find it?" Chyna asked Jeff who nodded but Hunter pushed him back.

"Stand back Jeffrey I'll help her find the earring," Hunter said about to put his hands into the water when Jeff pulled him back up.

"I'm sure you could boss but let me see what I can do," he said and came over to Chyna and knelt in the area where she thought she dropped the earring. Chyna watched amazed as Jeff created a hole in the water with his hands revealing the green and black earring on the sand beneath.

"Oh my goodness!" Chyna exclaimed in shock picking up the earring and putting it on, "How did you do that?"

"I don't know," Jeff replied getting up and going back over to the ARK Angels while Chyna gushed in amazement.

"He found it for you?" Hunter said surprised as she came over to him.

"Yeah but you should have seen how he found it," Chyna said, "He separated the water with his hands!"

Hunter huffed, "Yeah right," he said and Chyna got indignant.

"He did Hunter I saw it with my own eyes," Chyna said.

"He reached in and pulled out your earring," Hunter said.

"How did you know you didn't even see," Chyna replied, "Jeff really did move the water with his hands!"

"I'll have to see it to believe it," Hunter said and Chyna pushed him into the water hoping the water would loosen his cynical brain just a little bit.

"I don't know about your father sometimes LC, he can be so open-minded about some-things and then totally cynical about other stuff," Chyna said to her daughter who was chilling with the ARK Angels and Jeff Hardy on a blanket.

"Do you think we should tell your dad you took on seven gangsters by yourself?" Cameron asked her.

"He'd have to see it to believe it," LC said.

"You did what?" Chyna said in shock but the ARK Angels and Jeff quieted her down.

"We're not supposed to talk about it around Trish and Randy," Cameron explained but Chyna was impressed by her daughter all the same.

"You're one tough cookie Lisa Cornelius Helmsley," Chyna said rubbing her daughter's head lovingly.

"I know," LC said confidently as Hunter came over to them dripping wet.

"That was not cool Chyna," he said annoyed.

"Well neither is your cynical attitude," Chyna replied.

"Should I dry him off?" Jeff asked LC.

"Only if you don't mind not getting any credit for it," LC replied and Jeff shrugged.

"I don't need credit," he replied and drew the water off of Hunter leaving him completely dry.

"Man the air is really warm out here," Hunter said and Chyna hit her head while Jeff and the ARK Angels laughed as the scales over Hunter's eyes were starting to impair his natural vision.

"You've gotten so powerful," Chyna said to Jeff who looked down at his hands still amazed by what he could do with them.

"I know to be honest I'm kind of overwhelmed by it but Melina says I have to have dominion over my powers. It's a work in progress I'm not really good at controlling anything," Jeff said to Chyna.

"Well from what I've learned spending time with the Anointed Couple and the ARK Angels, God never starts something in someone that He doesn't finish," Chyna said and Jeff was counting on that.

"Come here sweetie," Hunter said to Aurora and Jeff came forward making Hunter's face drop in horror, "I wasn't talking to you!" he snapped at Jeff who sat back down embarrassed and the ARK Angels and Chyna started laughing as Hunter took Aurora from LC, the Hurricane was usually asleep by now but since her fellow ARK Angels were on alert so was she and she would sleep when they slept, "All this excitement has been keeping you awake huh baby girl? Well spending the night with your father should fix that right up,"

Hunter gave her a kiss which she appreciated, she really did miss him even though her supernatural powers had been activated to help Alannah and bait the gangsters her natural instincts to be comforted by her father were still in tact. She yawned as Hunter rested against Chyna and the other ARK Angels rested against each other. They could relax for now and enjoy the beautiful night with the other wrestlers who had no idea the drama they had been through since arriving in Suva. For now they would pretend that they were like everyone else and rather than saving Suva from the deadly crime syndicate that threatened the lives of poor innocent children and the Pirelli family, they were simply just visiting.