Max POV

When we got home, we were greeted by a very hungry and grumpy total who in desperation had used our downstairs toilet and had forgotten to flush.

He still couldn't understand why we couldn't leave him in an unlocked house.


The moment we reached Iggy went to the kitchen to make us lunch, followed by a jabbering Nudge.

I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could turn mother Teresa into an axe murderer.


Anyhow, Angel and Gazzy both went to Gazzy's room.

Me, in mother mode-"Guys, I better see that door open AT ALL TIMES."

Total went outside muttering something about,"...don't trust me. Think of me as an inferior dog. Let's see how they feel when..."

And Fang stood there looking at me.

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"It's nothing. Just some stuff kinda caught up with me."

"You can talk to me any time, okay?"

"Ya. Don't forget, we leave the house at 4:30 for our job's okay?"

He nodded.


I went upstairs to my totally awesome room.

I knew exactly what I needed.

I went down to my AWESOME bathroom, poured all the bubble bath into the tub, stripped, and sank down till the water was till my knees.

While I sat there I had two epiphanies.


1) About the word teen: Did you know it's called the "teenage years" because it's Eighteen, Nineteen, Thirteen.

I didn't.


2) Everyone in the world thinks in another language and THAT is their mother tongue.


By the time I was done thinking, forty-five minutes had passed and the water was cold.

Only that and the fact that Iggy yelled, "FOOD" made me get out of the tub.


Iggy never fails to amaze me.

He had made Angel and Gazzy like four tubs of Mac and cheese.

Him, I, Fang, Nudge and Total ate spaghetti and meatballs, which had like six packs of spaghetti.

WOW.


Iggy and Nudge were talking about their part time job at the music store.

Angel and Gazzy were talking about classmates.

Fang-"At the beach, if anyone says anything weird, punch them and call me."

Me-"Only if you call me if any girl tries to take what's MINE."

*grin*


By the time we finished eating, it was 15:30, and Nudge, insisting on dressing me up for my first day, forced me into a red bikini which consisted of a tanktini on top. Apparently she had "edited" my uniform so I had lifeguard uniform.

On top of that she forced me into cut-off shorts and a tank top.

She then sent me to call Fang so that we could leave.


Fang and I left the house together.

He was wearing swimming trunks, aviators and an open shirt.

Every girl who looked at him got a snarl from me.

Every guy who ,looking at my legs, winked at me, resulted in Fang glaring at them so bad I think they ALL wet their pants or in the case of one woman ,skirt. )


By the time we reached the beach, both our hands were squeezing each other so bad that I'm pretty sure the blood stopped.

WHY do I think this is a bad idea?


Hey guys... I'M SORRY MY EXAMS WERE GOING ON.

MY GRANDPARENTS ARE FINE NOW .

AND MY MOM"S OUT OF STATION SO I'M HOME ALONE

Also it's my dog, Alexi's, birthday on Tuesday so i'm making her cake and stuff.

Next chapter, lifeguarding... Not a great chapter.

After that will be Max's dream where I actually wanna incorporate another one of my short stories.

ANYHOW

Thank you for your AWESOME reviews

We're nearly at 100.

:D

AWESOME

LOTS OF LOVE

Alsin.


SHOUTOUTS

maximum love

fangslittlegirl234

AND "I"

U GUYS ARE AMAZING =)