Well I think it's finally time to end The Chronicles.
Before we bow our heads for a moment of silence, I'll list my reasons. I have pretty much run out of chapters to put up, and I won't be writing anymore because I feel like I've grown out of Club Penguin. Besides, it isn't at all what it used to be…the filter gets stricter every time I visit…which I haven't lately, because I'm always busy. And things are about to get even busier from here on out. That's why it's time to end this story.
I'm glad so many people liked this story. As you can tell by my very first author's note, I thought everyone would hate it and I never expected Hipengy to become a mini-celebrity of sorts.
You'll be glad to hear that, despite what I've said above, you never know…maybe I'll be bored one day in the distant future…really really REALLY bored. And I'll get on CP and have an awesome story for you guys after getting off. And don't forget, there are always other stories that I have written. Revenge of the Fangirls is still going steady…and I may or may not post other stories. But none of them are as good as this one, because this is what started it all.
Enjoy the last chapter. I think it's a pretty fitting end to Hipengy's adventures.
It started out like any other day, with me sitting around my igloo being extremely bored. As I was spacing out, thinking of past adventures, a sudden idea struck me.
I had always been into tricking people and taking advantage of them…but why not switch roles? Why not see if people would take advantage of me? It would certainly be something different and interesting to try out.
So I went to town and stood around with a gullible look on my face, waiting for the first chance I got. An ugly, but obvious, Rockhopper-wannabe wandered by. He wore a black pirate bandana, black boots, and a white beard. Good enough.
"Rockhopper!" I screamed at the top of my lungs, starting to chase the guy, "Rockhopper!" The pirate penguin stopped and looked at me in surprise.
"No, I'm not Rockhopper." He told me gently, as if I were five years old. "But I am a pirate. Arr!" And with that, he swaggered away as if in a trance. I caught up with him.
"You're doing it wrong." I told him, standing in his path. "You had the perfect opportunity and you missed it. See, if that happened to me, I would take advantage of that person. But you failed." He blinked at me and continued on his way.
Much later on, I came across someone with the name of Miley Cyrus. As I'm sure many of you know, half of the girls that wander Club Penguin have claimed to be Miley Cyrus at least once. Now I've never seen the show, but I hate Miley Cyrus for the same reason I hate Rockhopper.
Anyways, when I saw this girl, it sprung a new opportunity…even if she had spelled Miley "Cryus's" name wrong. "Miley Cyrus?" I gasped, not bothering to point out her mistake, "Is that really you?"
"Duh." She said. Good! Someone to take advantage of taking advantage of me.
I gasped, sounding like a fangirl. I turned and ran from the room and she followed. Wow. The whole "run from the room and expect them to follow thing" really worked. I thought it wouldn't…oh wait, that's because I was usually the one who refused to follow. But now I was in the lead. I didn't want to embarrass myself too much so we ended up on Rockhopper's mast to avoid the crowds.
"I can't believe it's you!" I said excitedly…boy was I a great actor. "I'm your biggest fan! You're my absolute favorite!"
"Aww, you're sweet." She said, "You're a boy right?"
"Yeah." I said. If I had said I was a girl, she probably would have walked away…hmm I probably should have said I was a girl then. But too late to change that!
"You seem nice." She stated.
Key word being seem.
Then she randomly handed me a card that said "I met Rockhopper!" I don't know why she didn't just tell me. Besides, it's not like it was a great feat. I had been unfortunate enough to meet him at least three times.
Then I summoned up all my acting skills and burst out, "REALLY? WHAT HAPPENED!" Like I actually cared.
"He said hi." She said quietly.
I narrowed my eyes. Oh come on. Even Rockhopper wasn't that boring. At least when I had something to say to him he wasn't… "What else?" I prodded.
"I can't tell you." She whispered like it was some big secret. "It's just…I…oh…forget it." Then she ran off like the drama queen she was, into the lodge. I rolled my eyes and followed in pursuit.
"I'm sorry!" I shouted, faking tears when I saw her, "What did I do? Please! Tell me!"
"DUDE! DUDE!" She started shouting when she saw me. I recoiled in terror as she came up and yelled "dude" some more. I hated being crowded. Then she retreated to the couch and sat there saying nothing. I felt creeped out. I inched forward. "Um…?" "DUDE!" She shrieked again, without warning, running towards me once more.
I turned and ran for my life as she continuously screamed after me. I ran and ran and didn't stop running until I had reached my igloo and locked the door securely.
But I wasn't ready to go back to being bored just yet.
Later that day, I was hanging out with a friend at the Cove when a ton of penguins came pouring into the room, screeching and jabbering away like a bunch of seagulls on crack. I could feel my insides freeze up. My stomach tightened with disgust. I knew what was happening. Squinting my eyes, it was then that I spotted him at the core of the group. Of course. Of course.
Well I wasn't just gonna sit back and do nothing.
I got up off my seat and shoved my way through the crowd, making my way towards the very center. There I was, in the center of a pathetic group of idiots, facing off with the king of retards himself. Rockhopper…his eyes were glinting evilly…he seemed to recognize me. Yes, the only penguin that hated him…the only one that had ever opposed him. Everyone was screaming at the top of their lungs, screaming things like "Rockhopper, be my friend!" "Add me! ADD ME!" "Tell us a story, Rockhopper!" until their voices became hoarse. But I heard none of it. As far as I was concerned, it was just me and him, facing off.
"Arr, who wants to hear a story?" He bellowed, stroking his ugly beard and turning away from me.
"Me!" "ME!" "I DO!" I felt like I was going to puke. After partying for at least five minutes over Rockhopper's declaration of story time, everyone quieted down all at once to listen.
"So one day Yarr and I-"
"!"
I opened my beak wide and screamed, louder than all of the penguins put together in the room. I could see the shock ripple through the crowd. "Be quiet!" They said in a panic, "We can't see what Rockhopper's trying to say!" Rockhopper looked so surprised, I wished I had brought a video camera. Then he cleared his voice and continued on quite a bit more loudly…
"SO YARR AND I-" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" "WE WERE SAILIN THE-" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" "THEN WE FOUND TREASURE-" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" "Y'KNOW WHAT THAT TREASURE WA-" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Nobody guessed what the treasure was. They were all shouting at me to shut up, creating so much noise, Rockhopper's disgusting voice became lost. It was great! It was like I had set off a whole chain reaction of noise so that Rockhopper could not be heard. The funniest part was that the idiots wanting to hear the story were drowning him out without even realizing it.
"Cream soda." Rockhopper finished lamely, his voice tired, "The End."
"What?" "Tell it again, Rockhopper!" His worshippers said frantically.
"Arr, I'd better be off!" And with that, he vanished into thin air.
I smiled. Mission complete.
"Where'd he go, where'd he go?" Everyone screamed, each and every penguin nearly having a heart attack. "He left because of Pengy!" "Report Hipengy!" But no one could even touch me in the thick of the crowd. I escaped.
I walked back home, just as the sun was setting, tired from my adventures that day. I opened the door of my igloo and walked inside, ready for a well-deserved rest. I laid down in the snow and closed my eyes.
My finest moment… I thought to myself, yawning, letting sleep take me.
Hipengy's finest moment…
Thanks for reading. I enjoyed the ride.
-Hipengy
