I'd love to know what I've done to make Fate torture me so badly, I really would, because clearly I am destined to be the butt of Her joke time and time again...

I love Gwen dearly, I really do, and we're the best of friends. But I suspect that she only likes me so well because she's thinks I'm, well...

First the flowers, then the dress. And now this. Caught again with something that looks suspiciously like I'm, well...

I am not hankering after Morgana's bracelet. I'm not a secret lover of feminine frippery.

I am not a girl!