Hyper Sheik is fun to write! He loses all morals and filter. Not an easily turned on Sheik... I'm still working on figuring out how I want to do that one... But hyper Sheik nonetheless.

Enjoy!


97. Enthusiasm


"Sheik, you need to calm down." I was currently bouncing on my bed in the room I shared with Link. In the Gerudo Fortress. In the room I shared with Link. I could watch him change. In the room I shared with Link. All by ourselves. In the room I shared with Link. Oh my Goddess!

"Why should I?" I jumped over to his bed and onto Link.

"What the hell did they give you?!" I jumped off of him and onto the window sill.

"The view is amazing! Oh wow! When the desert is calm you can see the Spirit Temple! That's amazing!" I waved frantically at the sitting statue. "Hi pretty lady! Sorry, but I don't like women!"

"Seriously, Sheik!" Link grabbed me from the window and I struggled to get away.

"Liiiink! Leeet goooooo! You can't hold me until we are married!" I giggled when he dropped me and crawled under the table between our beds. "This is my castle. It is mine and not yours and I love it and- You can't come in here!"

Link tugged me from under the table and set me on the bed. "Now tell me what those girls gave you."

I groaned and flopped down on the bed. Staying in one place was hard. "I don't know. It was blue and fizzy. Tasted like... happiness!" Giggle fit.

"Sheik, be serious." I rolled around and pulled at the blanket. Trying to get it out from under Link.

"I can't be sssserious. Not when you look so ssssssparkly." I sprang from my laying position and tackled Link. Right off of the bed.

"SHEIK!" He was so loud that I couldn't think of anything else to do. I kissed him.

"Why must you be so noisy." Link's face was a vibrant red. Like my eyes.

"You... You kissed me." I nodded and decided I wanted to kiss him again. So I did. I was going to do it again and again, but Link grabbed my arms. He flipped us and I was the one on the floor. "Why?"

I giggled again and rolled my eyes. Like he didn't already know. "I loooove you."

"L-Love..."

"Mhmm. I love you, Hero." I ripped my arms from his grasp and wrapped them around Link's neck. "Hero, Hero, Hero."

"Calm do-"

I pressed my lips against Link's. Pulling him down on me and tangling my fingers in his hair. But his skin wasn't touching mine and I wanted it to. I pulled away and scowled.

"Sheik?" Link seemed hesitant.

"Take off your clothes." I giggled yet again as Link's jaw dropped.

"No! That is ridiculou- Sheik!" I looked up from undoing his belt.

"What?" I fluttered my eyelashes. "Is there a problem?"

"W-Well, if you must kno-" I muffled his talking as I lifted Link's tunic over his head. Undershirt stripped away as well. And then I just snuggled into him. "Sheik?"


"Sheik?" Asleep. He was asleep. Arms wrapped around my waist and head resting on my chest. The ever stoic Sheikah that I met years ago is currently sleeping on me. After trying to strip me. And telling me he loves me. Admiting to being gay to a statue.

I was going to have a serious talk with Nabooru about what she gives Sheik from now on. Not that I had an issue with it.

This time.


97. Dealing

Dealing with a drunk Sheik was something Link would never forget.


I'm trying to type whenever I can... So I have a few chapters lined up and ready to go. Just a couple shorter ones. In case I have a lot to do in the following weeks, though my mother is doing all the housework before I even wake up just to spite me... Curse her! Stubborn woman...

Reviews are nice. I like them very much. I'm working on that list, but things are adding up... A lot of things. So many ideas.

Love and strange liquids,

~Annoying :)