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Chapter XXIX: The Cullens VS. The Jo-Bros
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilght or the Jonas Brothers. I'm SUPER glad I can say I don't own the Jonas Brothers, because I think they're crap. But o well.
Author's Note: Congratulations to the winner, SlightlyGayPirate. She guessed the song correctly, which was Helena by My Chemical Romance. Thanks to that video, every time I hear that song I wanna get up and act like a ballerina :P And thank you, SGP, for making me write about the Jonas Brothers. I really hate you for that. I just wanted to make sure you knew. But anyways, I'm just wasting time. Continue to read onwards, please. :D
Carlisle: Vamp Daddy
Edward: Mindworm
Emmet: Mr. Monkey Man
Jacob: Fluffy Dawg
Jasper: The War Master
Alice: Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick
Bella: Just Normal
Esme: Mother Goose
Renesmee: Puppy Lover
Rosalie: Beautifully Blonde
SPECIAL GUESTS!!!
Nick: Nick
Kevin: Kevin
Joe: Joe (Aren't I so creative? lol)
SGP: Nick's Stalker (You asked for it, SGP. That's what you get lol)
Mindworm, Mr. Monkey Man, The War Master, and Just Normal have signed on
Just Normal: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE TOURING IN TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEP!!!!! *passes out, only to come back to life*
Mindworm: Wow. I don't know what I ever saw in you.
Just Normal: What did I do wrong!?
Mindworm: Listen to the Jo Bros.
Mr. Monkey Man: ...Jo Bros? Seriously?
The War Master: *snickers* Sounds like our little Eddiekins likes them, too. He goes by their nickname.
Mindworm: What does that have to do with anything?
The War Master: ...You know what? Nevermind.
Mindworm: ???
The War Master: Nuffin. Just... nuffin.
Mr. Monkey Man: When I first saw that I thought it said muffin. That's what Kevin really likes...
Just Normal: I know, right!!! Especially the banana nut kind! (PS I don't know about all this for sure, so don't take my word and send him a crapload of muffins. I'm just making it up for the purpose of this fanfiction)
The War Master: Now, how in the heck did you know that?
Mr. Monkey Man: *looks side to side nervously* I.... googled it?
Mindworm: Sure you did, sure you did....
Mr. Monkey Man: So what, I'm in love with Kevin, is that alright!?
Just Normal: Really!? Me too!!!!!!!!
Mindworm: ..............Emmet's gone crazy and Bella's okay with it. I think the world has been overthrown by aliens and they've did some sort of funky brain damage to everyone on this planet!!! WHY MUST THE GOOD GO SO YOUNG!?!?!?!?!?!?
The War Master: ....They're not dead.
Mindworm: ....I know that.
Just Normal: .................
Kevin, Joe, and Nick have all signed on
Kevin: What the heck? How did we get over here!?
Just Normal and Mr. Monkey Man: GASP!!! *faint and then magically come back as though nothing ever happened*
Nick: ...Well that wasn't good.
Joe: Nope, not at all.
Mr. Monkey Man: Hey Kevin!!!! It's been a while!!
Kevin: O EMMYKINS!!!!! It's been so long......
Mr. Monkey Man: Hey, I have some news.....
Everyone: *listens intently, even though they are on the internet*
Mr. Monkey Man: The baby is due next week!!
Everyone: ......................................................................
Kevin: Aw..... Little Billy Jo will soon be part of our world!!!!!!
Joe: How come you never told us about this, Kevin?
Nick: Yea, we're your brothers! You should at least let us know you got a vampire pregnant!!
Mindworm: Okay, not only did our vampire brother get pregnant, which is impossible on so many levels, but it was by a human dude.
The War Master: When did the world stop making sense!?
Just Normal: Apparently 8 months and 3 weeks ago.
The War Master:...That was a rhetorical question.
Just Normal: I know.
Mindworm: ....Just wait until Rosalie finds out about this.
Kevin: Who's Rosalie?
The War Master: *snickers* Emmet's wife.
Joe and Nick: Well, I think we should go now............ BYE!!!!!
Joe and Nick have signed out
Mindworm: Wow Emmet, you're in some deep crap. I think I better go.
The War Master: I'M WITH EDWARD!!!! LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!
Just Normal: ...Why were you writing in all caps?
The War Master: IT'S FUN THIS WAY. PLUS, CAPS LOCK IS ON AND I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN IT OFF.
Just Normal: Press the caps lock button again.
The War Master: ....O. That works. ....BYE!
The War Master and Mindworm have signed out
Kevin: Emmet, you've got some 'splainin' to do.
Mr. Monkey Man: Kevin, baby, I had to make an appearance for the rest of the family....
Kevin: So, you care more about them than me!?
Mr. Monkey Man: Well, you didn't tell your brothers about me!!
Kevin: That's it: We're through!!!!!!!
Mr. Monkey Man: Fine!
Kevin: Fine!
Mr. Monkey Man: Good!
Kevin: Good!
Just Normal: Man, this is better than cable. *eats popcorn*
Nick's Stalker and Nick sign on
Nick: Hey Bro, Mom is yelling at us to get downstairs, we better go.....
Nick's Stalker: OMGW!!!!!!! IT'S NICK!!!! Hi Nick! What are youuuu doing?
Nick: ....I'm going to guess by your name you're my stalker?
Just Normal: Well, no dip Sherlock. *rolls eyes*
Nick: Who you calling Sherlock?
Nick's Stalker: MARRY ME!!!!!
Nick: No.
Nick's Stalker: Why not?
Nick: Because you stalk me. Duh.
Nick's Stalker: It's not stalking! It's.... it's.... it's research!!!!!!
Kevin: I think we should go....
Mr. Monkey Man: I'm with you.
Kevin and Mr. Monkey Man have signed out
Just Normal: Yea, this is getting weird... I'm out.
Just Normal has signed out
Nick: *in a girly voice* MOMMY! SAVE ME!!!!!!!
Nick's Stalker: I am going to kidnap you and keep you in my closet. Don't think I don't know where you live.
Nick: OMGW!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nick and Nick's Stalker have signed out
Author's Note: Well folks, that's all for this chapter. I hope you've enjoyed it. And if you didn't, that's just too bad. I'm sorry to all you people that like the Jonas Brothers, but please don't flame me, it was SlightlyGayPirate's idea. So flame her. Lol just kidding. But please, show me (and SGP) some love and give us wonderful reviews!!! Or else we'll send the turtles after you. We have the authority to do that. Have a nice day :D
