Chapter 25= Gossip Girls

I am now naming my chapters cause i am so confused on what chap. we are on so Yay!

As I slammed my locker shut, I heard two girls next to me giggle.

They were one of those girly-make-up-gossip-ewwww-bleh girls that spent all their time trying to find juicy school drama without breaking their nails. I NEVER liked them. So I just didn't talk to them and they didn't talk to me. But now they were a foot away from me whispering like crazy and I knew something was up.

"Are you looking for something?" I asked.

More giggles.

"Yes, we heard you are friends with Toshiki Kai," said one of the girls.

"Yeah…" I said slowly.

"Well then… HOW ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH A HOTTIE LIKE HIM!?"

I rolled my eyes to the heavens. I never realized how thick some people could be.

"Well we card fight together," I said, trying to end the conversation.

"You card fight with HIM! You can't card fight with a hottie like him!" another girl said, gasping.

"You people don't even card fight," I said.

"So what if we don't card fight," the third girl said, the leader, "Toshiki Kai is super hot and you know, he doesn't have a girlfriend so you know that means he's mine."

I sighed in relief. Miwa hadn't had the chance to shout out to the whole school that Kai and I were dating.

"Pft, you think you have a chance with THE TOSHIKI KAI THE HOTTIE?" I said, playing along with it, "Then girl you have no chance. He doesn't like your type. And seriously?"

"You know what type of girl Toshiki Kai the hottie likes?" all of the girls squealed at once.

"Yep, and I'm not going to tell you so ta-ta," I said making a dash for the exit.

Running down the hallways and crashing through the door I finally made it out of the school. And the one person who was waiting for me was, Kai the hottie.

"Finally you were taking long enough," Kai grumbled.

"Sorry," I panted, "Had some… gossip problems… and did you know you are now called Kai the hottie to most of the girls?"

"And let me guess you're one of them,"

I slapped him so hard.

"In your dreams," I said, stomping forward indignantly.

"Hmph," Kai said with a small smile, "Whatever."

Erlakes: Hello! so we have no truths or dares so please people think of SOMETHING! But anyway, you know how i got flamed well after the initial shock i was like heck this is actually pretty funny so yeah look:

Windmaestro:Hi there you little **. Let my knife have a deep talk with your
**. This is ** compared to the REAL authors. Bushiroad will one day sue this
place because of copyright. Even if you used disclaimers, its not enough. My
middle finger says it all. Bye and have a nice abuse-free day

Wow... Ok lets critique it!

Windmaestro:Hi there you little **.

Ok so you can't swear how nice at least you made it kid appropriate for the fanfic Thanks

Let my knife have a deep talk with your **.

Oh my gawd you got a knife O.O

This is ** compared to the REAL authors.

Well A. Dude seriously have you EVER BEEN ON THIS WEBSITE CALLED WHERE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT AUTHORS CAN POST THEIR STUFF AND HAVE OTHER PEOPLE READ IT. well you obviously have not! Oh wait... you're on it right now...

Bushiroad will one day sue this place because of copyright. Even if you used disclaimers, its not enough.

This was the part that made me laugh really hard... DUDE THERE IS A PLACE CALLED WHERE PEOPLE CAN POST THINGS CALLED FANFICTION THAT ARE BASED OFF OF A FANDOM. and there are big copyrighted thing on that website like Harry Potter and that website hasn't been taken down... Hey! thanks for reminding me I don't own Vanguard! Cause if i did there would be an english version to the 3ds video game by now... I really want the video game i mean i bought a 3ds just for it... BUT ITS ONLY AVAILABLE IN JAPAN ARGH! they better release an english version YOU CAN HAVE ALL MY MONEY JUST GIVE ME THE VIDEO GAME SPEAK ENGLISH KAI ENGLISH *cough cough* anyway...

My middle finger says it all.

Umm your middle finger can't speak... ok ok i get it im not dumb but really wow

Bye and have a nice abuse-free day.

Awww thanks for caring about my nice abuse free day cause i think this is so funny XD Honestly i just want to meet whoever wrote this and laugh in their face. I'm trying to make bad things funny in my mind so i am sooooo continuing this fanfic don't worry!

All jokes aside don't you think you could ship kai with like EVERYONE! like no joke...

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