NO SEASON 2 OR SEASON 3 SUGGESTIONS!
Why Cad Bane didn't help Hondo when Hondo had Anakin, Obi-Wan and Dooku
(Gungan General)
Disclaimer – don't own Star Wars or The Wizard of Oz yadda yadda
"Where am I?" Cad Bane opened his eyes to see a large and shiny white room.
"That doesn't matter," Replied a voice from behind Bane, "What DOES matter is that you're here."
"Who are you?" Bane asked turning around to see a blonde teenager walking towards him.
"Lefty Blondy." The teenager replied.
"Should I know who that is?" Bane asked.
"Not really I guess," The teenager admitted, "Anyway the reason why you're is . . ."
"Is?" Bane prompted, trying to figure out a way to get out.
"Because some people," Lefty Blondy continued, "In their review, they try to be helpful by suggesting people who didn't do things or weren't in episodes, unfortunately some people suggest season 2 or season 3 episodes. Not everyone does this but some people do and after a while it gets really annoying, I don't want to know if a character from season 2 wasn't in an episode! If I haven't seen season 2 then what makes people think I've seen season 3, right from the start of this story I've been telling people I haven't seen season 2!" Lefty Blondy ranted, "So why do people ignore that? I know they are trying to be helpful but come on!"
"Are you alright?" Bane asked worried about his safety.
"Urgh," Lefty Blondy replied, "This is what happens when I get mad, I scream and shout and then get depressed."
"Can I go now?" Bane asked.
"I guess so," Lefty Blondy said, "Door is over there." Lefty Blondy pointed at a really obvious door.
"Wait that door was there the whole time?" Bane questioned.
"Yeah." Lefty Blondy said nodding
"I didn't have to listen to you complain then?" Bane asked.
"Yeah, you probably didn't have too," Lefty Blondy said, "But it was nice that you listened to my whinging."
"I'm going now." Bane muttered, turning on his heel.
"Well just watch out for the sharks, but don't worry," Lefty Blondy called after him, "It is unlikely they will attack you!"
A shriek of pain and many screams came from Bane's direction,
"Oops! Sorry!" Lefty Blondy called after Bane, "I forgot to warn you about the man eating lions! Sorry! Also there are some tigers! . . . And bears!"
"Arrgh" Came a cry from Bane's direction, "Lions and tigers and bears? Oh my!"
Hey guys, sorry about this chapter it wasn't funny, but hopefully I won't have to do this sort of thing again, I know you guys were just trying to help and I appreciate it a lot, it's just that can you guys suggest these things once I have finished watching the entire season, I still haven't finished season 2 and I have no clue when season 3 is coming to Australia, and I know it isn't all of you guys who do suggest season 2 and season 3 so for the people that don't then I really sorry.
So, please no season 2 or 3 suggestions please.
Once again I'm sorry.
