Lunar Antics Chapter 28 – Street Fight pt.5
Masked Man turned around suddenly at finally being referred to as something else other than 'Bon Seagal'. Knocking down all the weak Val Sharks in a furious swipe; Guzo, Alba, Ryo, Bichiruma, Simon and more were tossed aside like bowling pins as SogeMoon carved through like a hot knife through butter with his gigantic 'shit-throwing fuckmonger' blade. At light speed SogeMoon rocketed forward at Masked Man. Clenching his fists tightly and criss-crossing his arms Masked Man prepared to block the oncoming attack, and as the oversized blade whacked against his strong arms, cutting absolutely nothing as if the arms were made of steel, SogeMoon grinned broadly and the very bottom of his smiling mouth showed prominently at the bottom of the mask. Masked Man caught a glimpse of the smile and was stunned. How could this happen – He, the #1 Fighter, or rather one of the Val Sharks top brass had never let an attack catch him by surprise in years. In the instant he was blocking the Shit-throwing fuckmonger he sensed attacks at his left and right. Hundreds of suicidal crows and a smirking Fake Nazenu and MokoLaw with a large gigantic bomb on his head with a sparking fuse came at him from both sides. Worst of all, directly behind him a super charged flying flame fist as Funneh accelerated towards his most unguarded spot. SogeMoon's slash had dealt nothing but everything else was an unequivocal direct hit.
No witness could tell which attack hit first: The flurry of pecking crows and feathers fluttering, the gigantic self-sacrificing explosion from MokoLaw's golden bomb or the wave of flame from Funneh's punch – all they knew was that Masked Man had been annihilated in the unseeable impact. Leaping out of the blaze and burning feathers SogeMoon revealed himself with a chunk of his mask now snapped off and the bottom of his cape smoking. He sheathed his blade victoriously and rested it casually on his shoulder
"All in a day's work!" he proclaimed heroically "Wait! No, don't quote me on that…Uh…Looks like my mask was stronger than yours..! No that's not good either.." If a single hit from Masked Man could take Cat Burgler Gosei out then surely the strongest attack of Funneh, SogeMoon, Fake Nazenu and MokoLaw at once would beat Masked Man. As the smoke and feathers began to clear all of the bodies of the weaker Val Sharks could be seen unconscious, with the largest of all – Masked Man right at the front.
Funneh let out a loud sigh, unlike SogeMoon he wasn't ready to celebrate until he had seen proof.
"We definitely did it!" Cheered Funneh leaning down and panting with his hands on his knees.
"I feel a bit bad though cause we did kinda gang him.." said Nazenu truthfully as he approached the field of bodies. "Not that I care or anything, I always break the rules, because I am Nazenu."
"No biggy.." a gruff voice made the ground quake and Fake Nazenu squealed and leapt back to safety behind Funneh. Masked Man pushed himself up and patted the back of his head which dampened a small fire presumably from Funneh's punch "Don't push me over, it's not very nice."
'Push…PUSH him over?!' thought Funneh
"We didn't slash, burn him or anything?!" said MokoLaw out loud and jumping down to the centre-court of the street.
"Not quite.." replied Funneh suspiciously. Half of Masked Man's mask had been chipped off – blatantly solidifying once and for all that 'Masked Man' was Bon Seagal with one of his yellow hawk-like eyes showing and the other still masked under steel and making his other pupil look red.
"Hmm, I can't quite identify him even with that broken mask…" said SogeMoon curipously and quite seriously.
"UM, SOGEMOON, are you kidding!?" bellowed Funneh.
"You four are done for." Said Masked Man grumpily. As intimidating as Masked Man's red eye was on the hard steel of his mask it could not compare to the severity of his actual hawk-like glare from the unmasked side of his face. He was done playing now and Funneh and the others were about to get ripped to pieces.
'I mustn't be afraid,' thought Funneh uncertainly 'If I'm to improve as a fighter I need to tackle any situation head on, even if the odds are stacked against me.' The flames of his prominence cross crackled faster as his fists tightened 'Just like Jacky Noboru.' Funneh gazed up at Masked Man, his tall figure and massive framework of his bones suggested a wiry and vigorous constitution, his shadow eclipsing the entire street and towering over them all. But as Funneh looked about nervously his uncertainty went away, as SogeMoon must've been thinking the exact same thing – His sword had been unsheathed once more and he looked as if he was filled with an unrelenting spirit to never give in.
"YOU ARE SURROUNDED." Came a confident resilient outcry through a MegaFone™ branded megaphone. "Please come quietly to the Megaforce HQ." Unphased Masked Man's eye's flickered around. At the edge of street corners, the top of rooftops Megaforce members could be seen scattered about all ready to combat against him and possibly Funneh and the others as well. Against the back near the giant water tank, MegaFone™ in hand stood Fabrico, the advanced Space Soldier of the Megaforce who had once combatted several Omusa Unit members at once. Curiously at his side the private detective Zen in his full brown suit and matching hat was talking to the injured Cat Burgler and writing in a notepad.
'Oh shit!' thought Funny the moment he noticed this 'he's going to expose Street fights and get this whole backdoor battle style banned!' But that was the least of his worries – Megaforce V.S Masked Man was about to commence and Funneh, SogeMoon, Fake Nazenu and MokoLaw were caught right in the centre of it.
