I do not own anything within this fan fiction. All rights belong to Andrew Hussie.

Warning, may contain Out of Character moments.


Right now, it is afterschool. At least half of the students went home for the day while the other half is currently attending club meetings. For John and Roxy, that means going to the Magic Club room and meeting up with Sakaki and the others. And for this meeting, the Club discusses future performances planned out after considering school events and holidays. It's a hefty schedule to digest, but it must be done…

"Is it really necessary to plan that far ahead?" Roxy asked. "That's what I said but the old captain drilled preparedness too far into Sakaki's skull. But I guess for a magician, you always need to be prepared, and that's the reason why we plan so far ahead." John answered. "Good point. Does it even consider the possibility of an apocalypse ripping through the school? Just saying, if we still had to perform even after a nuclear winter obliterated the world, I'd be kind of pissed." Roxy asked. "I think the club manual said something about that… I might have to re-read that part. Anyway, here we are." John replied as the two stop in front of the club door.

Opening the door, the pair could see that many of the other members have already arrived, apparently watching and cheering for some reason. But it wasn't long before the answer was seen as the ones at the center of attention were Edgar and Will, who were dressed as the Burger King and Ronald McDonald respectively, eating a giant hamburger rather quickly. "This is a normal thing for those two is it? I like to think that it is." Roxy asked. "Last Halloween it was Hot Wing Roulette… But yeah, for some reason those two have eating contests every Halloween." John replied. And after a short minute, Edgar finished off his burger and threw his hands up in victory. "Hail to the king baby!" Edgar yelled, voiced muffled by the burger remnants in his mouth. "You win this time, but let me remind you who lost last time." Will said before finishing the rest of that burger. "Quit clowning around, I would have won that if you took that piece for yourself instead of giving it to me!" Edgar argued. "All is fair in love and wings." Will replied.

"Hey guys, still at old habits I see." John greeted. "Also, the burgers you two ate look like an unholy combo between a Big Mac and a Whopper." Roxy added. "That's because it is Roxy. The challenge was to assemble and eat the sandwich as quickly as we can. And as you just saw, the burger fool was no match for the Burger King." Will explained. "We called it the Big McWhopper and I can already feel it eating through my stomach." Edgar said, before letting out a small burp. "That's why there are things called 'detox diets' mate. You should try it." Will replied, cleaning up the mess on the table. "Alright, is everyone here?" Sakaki asked, walking into the room devoid of a costume. "Just about everyone Chief." Roxy replied. It was then that Sakaki stopped for a moment and stared at Roxy, specifically her costume. After a quick inspection with a curious suspicious in his eyes, he returned his attention back to the other members. "So where's the cos cap? Heard you were some… Big fluffy dragon or something." Will asked. "Oh that, it gets an uncomfortable after a while. So I left it in the back office. Anyway, got the schedules with me and I want you to study it well." Sakaki answered as he began passing around the papers.

"John? Did he give me the stink eye when he was checking me out?" Roxy whispered. "What? No. He probably found your costume oddly interesting that he had to stop to admire it. Maybe wondering where you get something that awesome looking. Also Sakaki is too nice to glare at other people, especially his friends." John replied. "Yeah, the Cap doesn't have a bad bone in him. It's probably just my imagination." Roxy said before looking at the paper. "Okay, I hope you all had a good day and seen plenty of great costumes. Like Roxy's for example, a great take on the modern Robin Hood. But, from this point on, let's talk about everything we have to consider for the future. We have the Autumn Fair next month on the 15th, a Monday. And according to the student president, it's going to be the biggest one yet. So we're going to need several performers to take the stage. Find out if you are busy, contact me if you want to perform, and start preparing, there is not that much time between now and then." Sakaki addressed.

"Exactly how big is this fair? Are we talking about like the World Fair big? Or is it like E3 big?" Roxy asked. "I wouldn't say our fair is THAT big. But it is certainly larger than some local Church events. Nearly eight thousand people attended last year, and it is estimated at least two thousand more are coming in this year." Sakaki explained. "There is no way there are that many people around here!" Roxy said in disbelief. "You would be surprised who comes down here Rox. Business owners looking for promising interns, other High school students, local celebrities, and even the President came over one year. There is no one that doesn't want to come to Skaia for its Autumn Fair." Will replied. "Every time I think I've seen everything this school has to offer, it just throws another curveball to my face." Roxy commented. "Yeah, that's the general reaction of all newcomers to Skaia HS. I couldn't tell you how many times my jaw hit the floor over the course of three years. But let's continue." Sakaki agreed before moving on.

"Next is Thanksgiving break, no need to explain that. Just spend time with your family, possibly join in on the Black Friday mob fest, all that good stuff. Then is our next performance on December 21nd, the Winter Solstice Concert. It's still pretty far away, but keep that date in mind if you want to perform. After that is Christmas, nothing to note about that. And then we have the Winter Senior Trip on the day after for the rest of Winter break." Sakaki continued. "Speaking of which, where is the trip this year? We're still banned from the Green Lake Camping lodge because the last graduating class blew up part of the woods in a giant fireball." Edgar asked. "According to the student president, we're going to the Black Pines Ski Resort. Also, the number of teachers on site will go up to prevent anything like that from happening again." Sakaki answered. "Got it, carry on." Edgar replied.

"January has nothing important, but there will be another performance on Valentine's Day. The date is not final, but keep that in mind. It's midwinter break after that, but not much else happens in March and April other than April the first and spring break. Though was talk about the possibility for a play in April, but we are not sure if that will actually happen due to the lack luster performances of the last few plays. However, what is planned is the Senior Festival that is a week after Prom and right before graduation. And finally, it will be the Promotion Ceremony where the next club leaders are chosen. For our newer members, every club holds it separately from one another. And that is everything that we got. Any questions?" Sakaki finished.

"What about the Senior Prank? Do we have any suggestions in yet?" John asked. "Nothing right now. But, I will pass any onto you Mr. Trickster." Sakaki answered. "Thanks, that's all I got." John thanked. "No problem. Anyway, if that is all, then remember to make everyone laugh, smile, and leave in awe today. Court adjourned." Sakaki said before going into the back room. "Well, you ready to head home Roxy?" John asked. "Yeah, it's been a pretty long day. Between the story of terrified turtles and schedule stuff, it's a lot to take in. Also, is there any other surprising things I should know about this school?" Roxy replied. "If I told you, then it won't be a surprise anymore." John replied.

"Touché…"

John and Roxy, head home.


And that is chapter 29. Didn't know what to put for this chapter so I threw in some filler. But I put everything I got writing this and I think I like what I got.

But that is just me, how do you feel about this? Questions, comments, and concerns are always welcomed. Just drop it in the usual place.

Anyway, that is all for now, so...

Until next time, T1.

Class is Dismissed.