Aye wadda bunch of jokers!
"Why did we have to turn back into pokemon?" Suicune complained as she looked into the mirror with Zygarde cleaning up the trailer "It would've been a lot more useful to get away from that stalker human."
"Because the author finds your pain enjoyable and he enjoys mocking that freak of a human and his obsession with you" Zygarde tells her. "That human is a bit of clown and if he wore the face paint he look exactly like one!" the ground/dragon joked making the two legendary females laugh.
-000-
A brown haired human in a white cloak and purple suit walked into a room that has everything Suicune related in a shrine. He took off his suit revealing a Suicune thong.
"Why hello there Suicune" the human said kissing a badly drawn picture of the water type legendary and before moving to a life-sized doll that is made out of Suicune hair. "Shall we have our special time tonight?"
-000-
Suicune shuttered feeling a disturbance in force and a sick chill crawled down her back. "I just had this bad sense that some freak is living out a sick fantasy with a doll of me."
"It's called the internet." Zygarde said sarcastically
"FOURTH WALL!" Egridos yelled
"I'LL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP AND DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!" Suicune yelled looking like a demonic fox from hell making the coffin pokemon cry and run away.
"What a pussy…" Zygarde muttered
-Guys-
Bane lay on his bed growling while also trying to ignore Grant as he replayed the video of Kimmy beating him senseless. "Will you stop playing that you douchebag!" he snapped finally losing it.
Grant smirked at his rival enjoying his misery. "What's wrong feather ass? Can't stand to watch yourself get whipped by your girl?"
"Fuck you twig dick!' Bane yelled jumping at the Sceptile to kill him.
Laxish sat on his bed eating his snacks, Tyson ignored them by sleeping while Omega sat in the corner seething in rage because Bane forgot again they had a meeting and the raging spirit left cabin.
-Girls-
Omega went to find Kimmy after leaving the cabin and saw the Froslass heading to the woods were their meeting was supposed to be held.
"Finally! I'm glad to see someone is still taking this evil team seriously" Omega thought about to follow the ice ghost when he watched the ghost's annoying sister approach her.
"Ummm Kimmy can we talk?" Ally asked.
"What do you want?" the Froslass asked coldly (hehe...get it)
"I want to tell you that Bane didn't grope me on purpose. He was trying to push me off, so don't be too mad at him" Ally tells her ignoring the icy tone her sister used.
"And why should I believe you?! It is just like that time where you and HIM were with each other! You ignored my feelings then and you don't give a shit now!" Kimmy accused growling angrily..
Ally tensed up at the mentioning of him knowing exactly who Kimmy meant. "It's not like that! I never meant to hurt you! In fact I never wanted to hurt you at all because you're my big sister and I care about you!"
"Detarame! HE was my first love and best friend and you took both those titles away from me and now you're trying to take Bane! I hate you!" Kimmy screamed slapping Ally in the face before rushing off crying.
Ally placed her paw on her cheek tearing up before she ran away not noticing Misty or Omega heard them.
-000-
"Wow….so that explains why Kimmy and Ally are at each other's throats…" Misty said "Someone needs to talk some sense into them."
-000-
Ally sat in the confessional crying into her knees shaking. "She doesn't even know what really happened! I never meant to hurt her!" she sobbed missing Dew and the kids more now.
-000-
"Thats it! I had it! Kimmy has been useless! Bane is useless as well! We are supposed to be EVIL! And we barely done anything! That's it Im doing it my way!" Omega shouted
-000-
"I can't believe that lying bitch! Ok I admit there was a time where I adored her dearly and would have done anything for her, but everything changed when she stole my best friend and love away! Then she tried to act as if she didn't know what she did! After that I vowed to make her life miserable for betraying me!" Kimmy shouted.
-000-
"CAMPERS! GET YOUR ASSES TO THE MOUNTAINS NOW!" Suicune shouted as the campers rushed towards the mountains.
"Glad to see everyone is here, but I'm sensing some uneasiness in you all" Zygarde said staring mostly at the bloodshot eyed Lucario and Froslass.
"Just get on to the challenge already!" the two sisters shouted at the same time.
"Easy there, girls, we'll get to that in a moment." Zygarde said
"Where's Rayquaza?" Kura asked
"Um…."
-000-
Rayquaza was knocked into a mountain after getting hit by an Eruption and Water Spout by Primal Groudon and Kyogre. Quickly he flew up into the air before they charged up their next attack.
"Is that what you got! BRING IT ON!" the Dragon/Flying type screamed before he charged up a Hyper Beam
-000-
"He's taking care of something! He'll be back next episode" Suicune said.
"Now, the next challenge is a special challenge nobody has done in total pokemon history." Zygarde said smiling
"Well, what is it?" Kura asked
"SHUT UP WITH THE INTERRUPTIONS ALREADY!" Zygarde screamed before continuing "Today's challenge required the help of Palkia as he helped us send some special kinds of gems from another universe."
"How you get that crazy lunatic to help you?" Laxish asked.
"Palkia owed me…..a lot." Suicune spoke. "I'm sure you know about the item called ether right?"
"Yeah it increases your Power Points. What's so special about that?" Grant said.
"Well...we had Palkia send in special kinds of crystals to the mimes called ether crystals that are located in the caves. Instead of restoring PP they are elemental based meaning you are going to be looking for Ethers that have water, electric, fire, air, earth and ice properties" Suicune explains to them.
"And what does this have to do with the challenge?" Misty asked.
"I'm glad you asked. You see each type of ether has a set number points to it. Here's a list of the points for everyone cuz I don't feel like saying them" Zygarde said handing out the list.
Fire Ether: 75 points
Water Ether: 60
Electric Ether: 65
Air Ether: 55
Earth Ether: 50
Ice Ether: 100
?: 10,000
"Now the contestant with the highest score wins immunity and the contestant with the lowest is automatically eliminated" Suicune explained. "Any questions?"
"Yes since I have immunity am I free to do whatever I want?" Bane asked.
"Yep. You have free rein to do anything. You free to smash the ether and give the points away or use them to get immunity for the next challenge or sabotage the contestants up to you?" Zygarde said making the Weavile smirk as he glanced at Grant who glared at him.
"What's the mystery 10,000 point item" Tyson yawned out.
"It's a mystery for a reason" Suicune said. "Now anymore questions? No good. LET THE CHALLENGE BEGIN!" Suicune yelled firing the starting gun that Rayquaza owned causing it to hit a Farfetch'D
-000-
"What? Its for dinner…" Suicune said to justify herself. "Farfetch'D roast anyone?"
"You know they're endangered right?" asked an Ursaring intern
"Ok 1) We're pokemon if we want meat, we get meat. And 2) They won't become extinct as long as they have Dittos to breed with" said Suicune.
-000-
Kura/Tyson's scene (omega follows after them and tries to manipulate kura)
Kura and Tyson where walking or more like Kura was dragging a sleeping Tyson into the nearest cave to begin the hunt for the ether crystals.
"There should be some crystals around here…" Tyson said looking at the walls for a slight change of coloration.
Kura saw a branch in the cave up ahead with one side being cover in a red and green glow while the other entrance had a light blue and dark sea blue glow. "I think we found some! What path should we go down?"
Before Tyson said anything, a metallic claw grabbed him and snatched him underground. Kura turned around and noticed the Scrafty is missing.
"Tyson? Where the heck did you go?" Kura asked confused as she looked around for her boyfriend when a dark laugh filled the cave.
"W-who's there!?" Kura said nervously before tripping over a rock. "Oww...that hurt…"
Omega popped out of the rock, scaring the crap out of the Umbreon. "I know where Tyson is at Kura." he said with a dark undertone.
"Well, where is he?" Kura asked unnerved by the Ghost pokemon presence.
"He's going off to bang that Lucario, I even heard them egg making like crazy the night after our last challenge. He was giving it too her good." the Spiritomb said deviously.
"What the hell are you talking about! Tyson would never hurt me like that and neither would Ally, she's my friend and she with Dew and they have kids together" Kura growled attacking Omega with Shadow Ball. Omega disappeared before dropping a tape recorder as it turned on."
""Ah, Tyson! Harder! Harder! HARDER!" A voice that sounded like Ally's moaned in deep pleasure. Kura looked devastated as she listened to the recording before she ran away.
-000-
"I...I can't believe Tyson would do this to me...OR ALLY!" Kura screamed before sobbing. "I will make them both pay for betraying me!"
-000-
"Hehehe...I may be made of different souls, but thank arceus I have one that sound almost like that stupid mutt." Omega said in "Ally's" voice.
-000-
Grant went to a small lake inside the cave as he saw crystals. Smirking the grass type was about to fire energy balls at the crystals, but his energy ball was stopped by and Ice beam.
"Sorry twig dick you're times up!" Bane yelled charging at Grant with a night slash, but Grant blocked him with Leaf Blade.
"Fucking douchebag! I'll slaughter you!" he yelled as the two exchanged attack after attack.
"Please you pansy ass can't beat meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Bane yelled as a mecon cyborg appeared under him sending him down the dark hole while Grant got blasted out of the cave.
-000-
Misty and Ally are walking in the underground cavern when they spotted the fire ethers. Not wasting any time Ally used Power-up to start smashing up a bunch of the crystals. Each one she smashed made her angrier and angrier.
"Orokana yuki no majo! She never listens to me" the Lucario yelled punching the last crystal making her total twenty.
Misty who destroyed about twenty on her side with a couple air ones looked at the panting Lucario. "Ally can we talk?"
"Talk about what!?" she snapped making the Glaceon flinch which in turn made her feel bad for taking her anger out on her friend. "Sorry Misty I didn't mean to snap at you."
"Its fine, I heard you and Kimmy argue earlier and I just want you to give me your side of how it all started…" The Glaceon said
Ally tensed up. "It's a story I like to forget about. You don't have to worry Kimmy's hated me for years what's forever now?" she joked trying hard not to cry.
"With something that is going on that long, I know you're not ok. I bet even Dew knows it too." Misty retorted.
"Dew suspects it, but he doesn't know why and I won't tell him. I won't tell anyone! I'll never be that weak again!" Ally growled letting her aura cover her as two giant machines like creatures appeared before them.
"What the hell are these things!?" Misty shouted as Ally fired an Aura sphere...only for the mechon to charge at them without a scratch
"I don't know, but it looks like special attacks won't work" Ally hissed charging at the approaching machine with a Force Palm only for it to bounce off and toss her back. "Physical too."
"Instead of fighting them...RUN!" Misty screamed fleeing from the approaching death cyborg on her tail while the other machine had locked on Ally and was preparing their cannon to attack.
"Aww sh-" Ally said before getting shot at by the mechon
-000-
"Hm I wonder if these things taste good?" Laxish wondered holding up an Earth ether contemplating on eating the glowing green crystal when a spider-like Mechon walked up behind him. "Hey mister cyborg do think I could eat this?"
The mechon beeped before launching a net capturing the Munchlax who was struggling to get out of the net. "Dude there's plenty of crystals to go around no need to trap people!" Laxish yelled as he was dragged away.
*Meanwhile at the host's trailer*
"Uh….should've we warned the campers about the mechon...or even had Palkia bring these things?" Zygarde asked concerned looking at the mechon running amok inside the caves."
"Nah...they'll be fine." Suicune said looking in a refrigerator for something to eat only to find most of the food gone. "Zygarde...did you eat all the food?"
"No, I barely touched your stash." Zygarde said still looking at the screen.
"Strange, I swear I had more…" Suicune stopped until she saw a small card with a picture of a Suicune. Suicune looked at the card and her eyes widened. On the card is a picture of a human in a Suicune thong with a smile on his face. Written on the picture says "I can be your meal any day of the week my lovely Suicune! Call me!"
Suicune threw her fridge out of the window ordering the fire type interns to burn it.
-000-
"This idiot is still stalking me!? For the love of Arceus it's been over 10 years!" Suicune shouted in both fear and frustration.
-000-
Kimmy was shattering a mixture of earth water and ice ethers she discovered. The Froslass was alone in the cavern of multiple ethers just blasting randoms Shadow balls.
"Kitanai uragirimono! She's trying to get in my head and make me lose, well I show her!" the ice ghost yelled powering up a giant Shadow Ball that destroyed a huge cluster of ethers. "Speaking of traitors...where's that no good two timer at?"
A loud scream was heard making the ice ghost look up as a familiar figure drops from the ceiling screaming in high girly voice before Kimmy catches them.
"Thanks babe. I owe you one" Bane said before gulping as Kimmy glared at him.
"Don't babe me. Ya two timing teme!" she yelled tossing the Weavile into the fast flowing river not the ether river the normal river.
"Kims I swear I wasn't cheating! You're sister fell on me and I tried to push her off! Nothing was going on between us!" Bane yelled clutching on to the rocks for dear life.
Kimmy floated on the bank glaring at him before it softened a bit. "You swear it was just an accident?"
"YES! Her and the Glaceon came crashing down on me and the douchebag after I got exploded by his mask" Bane said pleading for the Froslass to understand.
"Okay, I forgive you, but if it happens again I swear to Arceus I'll castrate you with a rusty pocket knife and throw you to a pack of hungry Mightyena!" the icy ghost threatened.
"Woah a little Dark there babe, but very Hoooottttttttt!" Bane screamed as he was washed away with the current.
-000-
Tyson barely escaped the mechon that captured him by using Focus Blast against the walls, causing a large amount of boulders to bury the charging machine.
"Stupid machines *yawn* where am I now?" Tyson wondered before seeing someone badly hurt on the ground. Walking over to the person he noticed it was Ally and she looked beaten pretty badly. "Hey, Ally! You okay?"
Ally let out a pained groaned as she felt someone moving her. "Ugh...Tyson?" she said hoarsely wincing since it hurt to move.
"What happened Ally?" the Scrafty asked cradling the Lucario's head.
"Ah I was with Misty when we got separated by these two cyborgs. One of them hit me with a blast that broke my Protect" the Lucario tells him wincing as she tried to sit up.
"Don't move too much, I'll see if I can find some healing items" Tyson tells her.
Kura who was stomping through the cave searching for Tyson paused mid curse when she heard Tyson's voice through the cave wall and pressed her ear to the wall and she growled when she found out he was with Ally.
"Tyson I'm fine. I'm not that sore" Kura heard Ally say through a hole in the cave's wall near them.
*Yawn* "Are you sure? You've taken quite the pounding. You may need to get cleaned up after this too." Tyson said as Kura's jaw dropped after hearing that before running off.
"That lazy bastard! He could at least have the balls to dump me before sleeping with that baby factory!" the Umbreon hissed running away.
Ally shook herself off as she stood up. "Thanks for the help Tyson" Ally said favoring her right arm. "Have you destroyed any ethers yet?"
*Yawn* "Nope, been dealing with those robots" Tyson tells her. "Come on lets get out of here before more show up."
"Lead the way" Ally offered limping behind the Scrafty.
-000-
*Tyson was about to say something...only to fall asleep.*
-000-
"Ow….Ok, whatever these things are they are quite strong…" Ally said rubbing her head
-000-
"Ally….Tyson...you two are DEAD!" Kura shouted furiously.
-000-
Omega watched Kura leave from the confessional as he gave a small laugh to himself. "I should've done this a long time ago, why is the writer so stupid enough to not let me do this sooner."
"FOURTH WA-! Um…." Egridos stopped as several mechon surrounded him and locked on with cannons ready.
"AAAAAAAHHHHH!" the Cofagrigus screamed as the killer robots blasted him out of the cave. Omega, not wanting to be next, floated away deeper into the cave. His eyes widened to what he saw.
The Dark Ghost floated on a high level platform that looked down into a cavern where a giant metal tower that stood on a platform hanging over the Ether river and near the top of the tower he saw Laxish captured in a pink triangle type prism that had his hands bound and his feet trapped together. Looking closer the dark ghost could see many mechons walking around the tower like they were guarding Laxish.
"What the hell is this marvelous place? I could do some serious torture down here" the dark spirit laughed only to alert the Mechon of his presence. "Oh Sh*t!"
-000-
Omega: It's a good thing I out ran or floated away from those stupid robots..." the Spiritomb bragged only for said stupid robots to tear the wall down and start pummeling the ghost.
-000-
Somewhere in the forest
Grant was laying in a few of broken tree branches shaking the dizzyness his landing caused him. "Damn what the hell hit me?" the Sceptile groaned as he sat up.
"Wow I got blasted a good ways away...Only good thing about this is I got away from the douchebag, but I probably lost the damn challenge by now!" the grass gecko hissed punching a tall oak tree.
The force of the punch sent a shockwave up the tree the shook the branches causing an object to fall from the oak landing at the angry tree Gecko's feet. Looking at the object put a evil grin on the grass starters face.
"Or maybe I haven't lost this game just yet..." he said evilly
-000-
Kimmy was floating down the cave corridors looking for more crystals. Carrying a large bag of the crystals she already claimed. The Ice/Ghost type heard something approach her and quickly hid behind a large rock.
Kura came stomping down the corridor that Kimmy was in cursing Ally and Tyson out under breath catching the Froslass attention considering the last time she checked the Umbreon was friends with her sister.
Smirking Kimmy floated out from around the rock to float in front of the obviously pissed off dark type. "So what has my darling baby sister and your punk of a boyfriend done to make you so angry?"
"Your sister is fucking my man!" Kura shouted almost in the verge of tears. "I heard them, and earlier in the challenge, I saw them together!"
"I knew Ally hadn't change! She's still a filthy no good man-stealer!" Kimmy yelled feeling disgusted by her sister's actions. "I bet she was trying to steal Bane, but Bane had the right sense to resist her, though it looks like I can't say the same for your guy."
"W-what do you mean?" Kura asked teary eyed.
"I mean my sister has played the innocent act for years. She acts like she's one of the guys and act friendly towards them and then she'll trick them into sleeping with her! She did that with my first boyfriend, her little group of puppy followers, then that sea lion, then with Bane and now she's got Tyson. Surprised she hasn't gone after the green gecko, fat bear cub and Rock spirit...maybe she has" Kimmy ranted.
"Wow I thought Ally was the sweet sister while you where the cold bitch, but i was wrong. Ally's a no good slut!" Kura growled her eyes blazing fire.
"That's right. So what so you say me and you work together and knock her off that high horse of hers" Kimmy proposed holding out her arm...ear thing to the Umbreon.
"Deal!" Kura said shaking the Froslass appendaged just as the two females were captured by a traveling mechon that resembled a giant blue mechanical spider that had Misty and Bane in another net.
"Why are you guys in the same net?" Kimmy growled.
"I fished him out the river when this piece of junk captured us" Misty hissed glared at the cyborg. "Why are you guys together?"
"Ah...thats just perfect." Kimmy said under her breath
"Where going to AHHHHHH!" Kura screamed as the nets that contained them began to electrocute them all before the mechon knocked the two nets together rendering the fore pokemon unconscious as the mechon dragged them away. .
-000-
After finding dozens of ether crystals the two dual fighting types had a good bit of ether crystals to take back. As they walked down a more secluded corridor where they saw a lot of ether crystals, but neat the back wall was a giant red and blue sword embedded into a boulder of ether crystals.
"Wow...this place is beautiful" Ally said mesmerized by the glow of the multiple crystals while Tyson was fixed on the sword. "Hey Tyson you think we should get...Where he go?" the Lucario wondered noticing the Scrafty was no longer at her side, but were the sword was.
Tyson grabbed the hilt of the sword and ripped the sword out of the boulder shattering it to pieces.
"Tyson, what is that thing!?" Ally asked a bit shocked at the power she senses coming from the sword that made her Lucarionite glow a bit at the power she felt.
Tyson had a blank stare as his eyes glowed blue for a moment. Ally looked at him a bit worried. "Tyson? Tyson?'
-000-
Tyson saw a horde of mechon attempting to kill Ally and the campers as the cave began to collapse.
"YOU'RE MINE NOW!" a large, bronze mechon shouted as he prepared to swing down his hammer.
-000-
Tyson finally snapped out of it as he saw Ally shaking him/ "Tyson! For the love Arceus answer me!" the Lucarios screamed worried for the fighting/dark type.
"We got to go…" Tyson said in a slightly worried tone grabbing her hand as he rushed out of the cave and down a more desolate corridor that showed a deep decline in slope.
"What the...how did all of this get here?" Ally asked as they entered the metal layer hand in hand were all the contestants were being held in the cage over the ether river.
"FINALLY! ALLY! TYSON GET ME DOWN FROM UP HERE!" Laxish cried spotting the two fighting types as he banged on the cage getting everyone to face the duo.
"Are you hurt?" Ally asked them blinking in confusion when she saw Kura glaring at her and Omega and Kimmy smirking smugly at her.
"NO THESE ROBOT BASTARDS LEFT ME UP HERE WITH NOTHING TO EAT FOR HOURS!" Laxish cried making Ally chuckle at his silliness.
"No worries Laxish we'll get you down" Ally tells the panicking bear. As she was about to jump up on the cage to get them out Tyson pulled her out of the way of an incoming attack from the Mechon guards. "Woah close one... thanks Tyson"
"Hey will you two save us already!? You can play hide the penis later!" Omega shouted pissing Kura off while Ally flushed in embarrassment and anger.
"Shut up you perverted Ghost!" Ally yelled.
"Why should he? Hate that he's airing out your dirty little secret Fushidara Imōto. Too late everyone's found out about your act!" Kimmy sneered making Ally tense up in anger.
"Stop calling me a slut! You know Dew's the only one I've been with!" Ally growled before jumping away as Mechons began to attack Tyson and her.
"LIAR! I KNOW YOU SLEPT WITH TYSON! DON'T DENY IT BECAUSE I HEARD THE TAPE AND YOU IN THE CAVES!" Kura yelled shocking everyone except Kimmy and Omega.
"What tape!?" the Lucario demanded dodging an attack. "I'VE NEVER SLEPT WITH TYSON! Tyson tell them!"
Tyson was about to respond, but quickly jumped to Ally's defense against a mechon attack. "This isn't the best time to talk about this" he said dully as he knocked the mechon away with the sword.
"Can't even deny it! Fucking two timer!" Kura yelled watching Tyson and Ally battle as a team which just pissed her off more when Tyson would jump in to protect her. "Ally I thought you were my friend, but you're just man-stealing Slut! I bet when Dew sees this he's going to hate you more than Carman! I HOPE HE TAKES THOSE KIDS AWAY FROM YOU!" the Umbreon screamed saying the most cruelest thing she could think of to hurt the Lucario deeply.
The others gasped knowing what the Umbreon said was crossing an unspoken line. Ally felt tears streaming down her face as a dark aura started to cover her body making her shake.
"You can call me names...You can be laugh and belittle me... You can even hurt me..." Ally said lowly and darkly as she faced the ground as the cave began to shake freaking everyone out when a bright orb of light surrounded Ally before shattering into pieces to reveal her mega-form surrounded in a dark black aura with a crazy demonic look in her eyes. "BUT DON'T EVER THREATEN TO TAKE MY CHILDREN FROM ME!"
"Uh….Kura, I'm really not sure what you said is true or not, but you've probably just screwed us all…" Misty said looking scared as the deranged Mega Lucario began destroying tons of mechon with one Power-up Punch.
Omega watched the Lucario's rampage finding the scene entertaining and slightly appealing to one of his souls that felt a dark urge to over power the Lucario and make her suffer as his creepy predator smile widened and grew darker.
-000-
Omega sat in the confessional looking around with his evil and predator smile glowing in in the darkness of the confessional. "She will be mine..."
-000-
"I didn't care what was going on I just wanted out so I could get FOOD!" Laxish cried.
-000-
Ally continued to destroy the mechon until they all laid in pieces at her feet, but the destruction did nothing to calm the enraged Lucario's blood thirst. Tyson who was growing worried for Lucario tried to step in to calm her, but sadly became her next target.
"Ally calm down! The Lucarionite is taken control of you!" Misty screamed watching Ally attack Tyson mercily seeing as the Scrafty wasn't fighting back.
The mega knocked the Scrafty into the cave wall when her demonic red eyes landed on the caged pokemon that where the only things she saw in color while the rest of her vision was in black and white. Howling furiously Ally began to charge up a gigantic Aura Sphere aiming it towards the caged pokemon.
"You idiot why did you have to get her attention! Now she's going to kill us all!" Bane yelled when he saw the Lucario's demonic crimson eyes lock on them.
Ally fired the Aura Sphere at the captured campers, but before the aura sphere could his a gigantic, bronze mechon flew down blocking the Aura Sphere and swung its giant hammer at Ally as she barely avoided it.
"Ahh I see all you campers are all finally here! I've been waiting for you all now we can enjoy the main course together!"
"..." Ally said nothing just focusing on the bronze mechon.
"What's wrong mutt? Can't speak!?" No matter, I am your host Xord. And you will make a great appetizer!" Xord roared in his british robotic accent.
-000-
"Ok….what the hell is going on here!?" Bane shouted
-000-
The giant mechon's back opened resembling a beetle's wings as it revealed Zekrom like tail that was glowing orange in the crevices of the metal tail. Like a rocket, it took off and flew towards Ally. The deranged lucario jumped towards the bronze faced mecon to use Power Up Punch, only to get knocked into the wall by Xord's hammer. Ally crumbled to the ground, only to stand back up changing back into her normal form holding her right arm glaring at him.
"I like the fire in your eyes. That kinda fire makes me hungry HEHEHAHAHAHA!" the bronze mechon laughed. "Dinner time boys!"
"Shut up you stupid bucket of bolts! I'm not in the mood to deal with you!" Ally growled as she was surrounded by the underlings. "Bring it on I'll send you all to the scrap heap!" she challenged as both of her fists glowed.
"BIG MISTAKE MISSY!" Xord shouted charging a laser from the cannon on his back, Ally braced herself for the attack until a large orange force field blocked the attack stunning everyone.
"WHAT!?" Xord shouted as the dust cleared from his blocked attack. He looked in shock to see Tyson holding the sword he found earlier, it appeared to have split opened, resembling a lightsaber. On the sword, had the kanji 盾 "Shield"
"I don't know what you're *yawn* truly doing, but I can't allow you to hurt anyone…" Tyson said as the giant mechon looked stunned
"HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO GET YOUR HANDS ON THE MONADO!?" Xord yelled.
"So thats what this thing is…." Tyson said to himself.
"Wait...could someone explain what the hell is going on here!?" Kimmy shouted
"You're sister and Tyson are fighting for their lives and ours and you two have have the nerve to talk about them! That's it when this challenge is done everyone's going to a counselor and where settling all of this bullshit!" Misty yelled directly at Kura and Kimmy who backed away from the angry Ice type.
"Well...it is pretty cool." Laxish said eating a donut he pulled out of his fur, only to get smacked in the head by Bane
"Idiot! Now's not the time to eat!" the Weavile shouted
Tyson's eyes glowed blue for a moment before coming back to his senses. "Ally, attack the ground with Power Up Punch!" the Scrafty ordered.
"Okay!" Ally said powering up her attack before striking the ground with a maximum Power up punch creating a giant fissure that shook the tower. The shock wave knocked the cage containing the campers disabling the containment unit releasing them.
"Holy sh*t!" the campers shouted in shock as the ground cracked under Xord causing him to lose his balance and fall into a clear blue river underground.
"ARRGH! WHAT IS AN ETHER RIVER DOING HERE!?" Xord yelled as the river started to dissolved his armor like acid before sinking into the river below.
-000-
Bane: Ok...
-000-
Kimmy: What...
-000-
Kura: The...
-000-
Laxish: Hell...
-000-
Omega: Just...
-000-
Misty: HAPPENED!?
-000-
Ally and Tyson stood beside each other as the freed campers were standing on the cliff above them. Believing the battle was over the two dual fighting types were about to join the others when a giant metal claw appeared in front of them as Xord slowly crawled out of the ether pit smoking with electrical short circuits sparking from him with most of his mechon armor burnt off.
"So...you thought….you can get rid of ME!?" Xord shouted as many sparks erupted from his body. "I don't know who you are, but for the monado to be here you must…"
"How the hell is this guy still alive?!" Ally screamed stepping back while Tyson charged forward.
"MONADO BUSTER!" Tyson shouted as the blue beam of sword grew twice its size. The next kanji that appeared on the sword was 斬 "Slash" as the Scrafty slashed the sword across the chest of the weakened mechon. Xord fell back into the ether river causing a huge explosion. Before everyone was hit, the campers were teleported outside the cave where they met Suicune and Zygarde
"Hey campers! Did you all have fun?" Suicune said cheerfully getting glares from everyone.
"Could you tell us what the hell were those things!?" Omega shouted
"Those cyborgs are dear campers where Mechons!" Suicune said s
"ARE YOU INSANE! WE ALL COULD HAVE DIED IN THERE!" Bane screamed.
"If it wasn't for the lazy cheat wielding freaky sword and crazy-psycho man stealer we all could have died!" Kimmy yelled pointing to the wounded dual fighting types both favoring their arms.
"Dammit! Stop calling me that!" Ally screamed bracing her right arm ready to attack if she had the energy.
"As much as we love to see more of this, we would like to announce the winner. And that is Tyson!" Zygarde cheered as the Scrafty dropped the monado and passed out.
"Tyson?!" Ally and Kura screamed with Ally being able to catch him being the closes which pissed the Umbreon off more.
"He'll be fine. He's only lost consciousness...and probably all of the feeling in one of his arms." Suicune said stunning everyone. Mainly Kura. "Oh, because Tyson found the Monado he shall receive immunity from the next challenge!"
" Too loud *yawn* Don't want it. Give it to Ally" Tyson said sluggishly before falling back asleep conveniently in said Lucario's arms.
"WHAT!?" the Umbreon shouted extremely pissed off.
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Kura is seething in rage. "THAT ASSHOLE! HE SAVES HIS WHORE, BUT NOT ME! HIS GIRLFRIEND!" Yelled the Umbreon blasting holes in the confessional. " WATCH YOU'RE BACK SLUT IMMUNITY DOESN'T LAST FOREVER!"
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"Moving on, its time for elimination!" Zygarde announced
"You aren't going to make us vote again aren't you?" said Kura glancing at Ally
"Nope, the one who leaves is Grant!" Suicune spoke shocking everyone
"YES THE DOUCHEBAG IS OUT OF HERE!" Bane cheered only to get hit with a Dragon Pulse, blasting him off to the other island.
"Well...since Bane's gone, that'll count as an elimination too." Zygarde said as Grant walked away to a waiting boat on the docks.
"WHAT!? WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING THESE BULLSHIT RULES!?" Kimmy shouted.
"Because we can….campers, you are dismissed." Suicune said smugly as everyone went their own paths except for Kimmy and Kura who watched Ally leave with Tyson to the nurse's station on Misty's request.
"That Bitch is going down!" they said at the same time.
Wow, that's a long chapter. If you are able to make it this far, you deserve a taco! Anyways, most of the credit goes to Lazyfoxlover to helping me out with this chapter, But the idea of the challenge came from the game Xenoblade Chronicles. Its a really awesome RPG and a sequel is coming out pretty soon. But it seems like Omega is getting into some serious bussiness, and many misunderstandings revolving around Ally, hopefully things will be cleared up before its too late. Also, who do you think, or who do you want to win in TPII? Well thats all I have, see ya next chapter!
Cool, Beauty, Cute, Smart and Tough! Its time for a contest!
Grant: Leave a review or you're dumber than the douchebag
Bane: Review or I'll you're a no good tiny dick gecko!
*Both begin to attack each other*
