Oh it's all me is it? Big lazybones. This is your job. I was just here for moral support. Fine. You want reports? You got reports.


NAME: MOUSE PARENTII

DISTRICT TWELVE MALE

SKILLS DEMONSTRATED: PICKPOCKETING

SKILLS ASSESSED: Yep he picked the pockets.

STRENGTHS: Picking pockets

WEAKNESSES: Not picking pockets.

PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE: Super scared of Mist Hastings but she's not here.

ODDS: Ew, math. My old nemesis. "Thea?" 130:1

NOTES: OMG I saw you with Alice earlier. So cute.


NAME: CHASE ENDERS

DISTRICT TWELVE MALE

SKILLS DEMONSTRATED: SURVIVAL

SKILLS ASSESSED: He's from Twelve, so he's used to digging through garbage. He won't go hungry.

STRENGTHS: Super optimistic. That's about it.

WEAKNESSES: Pretty much everything else.

PSYCHOLIGICAL PROFILE: Unusually resilient.

ODDS: 140:1

NOTES: Sun'll come out tomorrow. You won't.


NAME: JACK VOID

DISTRICT TWELVE MALE

SKILLS DEMONSTRATED: MACHETE

SKILLS ASSESSED: Okay that was whack. Jack shredded the dummy. Pretty sure that thing was dead two minutes in.

STRENGTHS: Killin' stuff.

WEAKNESSES: Can't swim, ugly as sin.

PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE: Literally everything. Highlights from his file: Horrible damage from dependent relationship with mother. Severely hydrophobic. Flat affect and lack of empathy. Acute sociopathy. Full file enclosed.

ODDS: 50:1

NOTES: Just ew.


NAME: ALINTA FINTAN

DISTRICT TWELVE FEMALE

SKILLS DEMONSTRATED: SURVIVAL

SKILLS ASSESSED: She's from Twelve, so her skills were as expected. We should send those guys some food. I have tons of leftovers.

STRENGTHS: Alliance, relationship with Silver, optimism and resilience, sponsors

WEAKNESSES: Young age, inability to fight, rebellious tendencies

PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE: Unusual mental toughness

ODDS: 120:1

NOTES: Wouldn't that grind everyone's gears if a twelve-year-old won?


NAME: MERLE LOVERIDGE

DISTRICT TWELVE FEMALE

SKILLS DEMONSTRATED: FIRST AID

SKILLS ASSESSED: This went way better than last time. Instead of poisoning herself, Merle correctly mixed medicines and administered first aid.

STRENGTHS: Invaluable ally

WEAKNESSES: Terrible alliance and extreme naivety.

PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE: Merle was repaired during cloning after the neurological damage of the poison she took accidentally last time.

ODDS: 150:1

NOTES: Why on earth are you with those guys?


NAME: ZACH CONNOUIS

DISTRICT ELEVEN FEMALE

SKILLS DEMONSTRATED: HAND-TO-HAND

SKILLS ASSESSED: Sorry, I forgot Zach. He was more restrained in his fighting, like he learned in a school and not the streets.

STRENGTHS: Very muscular, strong alliance, positive attitude.

WEAKNESSES: Will be lost without a leader, tempting target for Tributes looking to prove themselves.

PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE: Nothing

ODDS: 68:1
NOTES: There's a reason I forgot you.


NAME: MINDI HOSTLER

DISTRICT TWELVE FEMALE

SKILLS DEMONSTRATED: LOOKING PRETTY

SKILLS ASSESSED: Unsuccessful due to not being as pretty as she thought.

STRENGTHS: Not ugly I guess

WEAKNESSES: Vanity, stupidity, overconfidence, disdain for mentor, naivety, personality, weakness, lack of skills, inep

PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE: Terminal stupidity

ODDS: 310:1

NOTES: I ran out of room on the weaknesses blank. Ineptitude, pride, annoying voice, bad makeup skills, histrionics, and general failure.


NAME: ELARA ANGELO

DISTRICT TWELVE FEMALE

SKILLS DEMONSTRATED: RUNNING, SURVIVAL

SKILLS ASSESSED: Of all the people who showed survival skills, Elara was the only one I think can make a win of them. She has her head on straight.

STRENGTHS: Self-sufficiency, all-around skills

WEAKNESSES: It's going to be tough to go it alone.

PSYCHOLIGICAL PROFILE: Nothing

ODDS: 55:1

NOTES: Twelve might have another Victor.


NAME: PEACH UNK

DISTRICT TWELVE FEMALE

SKILLS DEMONSTRATED: PITCHFORK

SKILLS ASSESSED: Peach politely asked for us to put a pitchfork in the Arena. We may grant this request since it is the most civil we have ever seen Peach. She didn't even use any foul language.

STRENGTHS: She's learning to play the game and is willing to kill.

WEAKNESSES: She still hates the Capitol. I work in show biz. I can tell fake respect when I see it. They'll be watching to see if she acts up.

PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE: Difficulty with authority.

ODDS: 90:1

NOTES: I don't even care I'm done.


I triumphantly piled the papers up and smacked them onto the table. I stumbled across the room and fell onto the couch halfway on top of and across Theodora, who squirmed and protested faintly and unintelligibly. The couch was barely long enough for us and the light was still on, but it was the best sleep I'd gotten in months.