Oh it's all me is it? Big lazybones. This is your job. I was just here for moral support. Fine. You want reports? You got reports.
NAME: MOUSE PARENTII
DISTRICT TWELVE MALE
SKILLS DEMONSTRATED: PICKPOCKETING
SKILLS ASSESSED: Yep he picked the pockets.
STRENGTHS: Picking pockets
WEAKNESSES: Not picking pockets.
PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE: Super scared of Mist Hastings but she's not here.
ODDS: Ew, math. My old nemesis. "Thea?" 130:1
NOTES: OMG I saw you with Alice earlier. So cute.
NAME: CHASE ENDERS
DISTRICT TWELVE MALE
SKILLS DEMONSTRATED: SURVIVAL
SKILLS ASSESSED: He's from Twelve, so he's used to digging through garbage. He won't go hungry.
STRENGTHS: Super optimistic. That's about it.
WEAKNESSES: Pretty much everything else.
PSYCHOLIGICAL PROFILE: Unusually resilient.
ODDS: 140:1
NOTES: Sun'll come out tomorrow. You won't.
NAME: JACK VOID
DISTRICT TWELVE MALE
SKILLS DEMONSTRATED: MACHETE
SKILLS ASSESSED: Okay that was whack. Jack shredded the dummy. Pretty sure that thing was dead two minutes in.
STRENGTHS: Killin' stuff.
WEAKNESSES: Can't swim, ugly as sin.
PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE: Literally everything. Highlights from his file: Horrible damage from dependent relationship with mother. Severely hydrophobic. Flat affect and lack of empathy. Acute sociopathy. Full file enclosed.
ODDS: 50:1
NOTES: Just ew.
NAME: ALINTA FINTAN
DISTRICT TWELVE FEMALE
SKILLS DEMONSTRATED: SURVIVAL
SKILLS ASSESSED: She's from Twelve, so her skills were as expected. We should send those guys some food. I have tons of leftovers.
STRENGTHS: Alliance, relationship with Silver, optimism and resilience, sponsors
WEAKNESSES: Young age, inability to fight, rebellious tendencies
PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE: Unusual mental toughness
ODDS: 120:1
NOTES: Wouldn't that grind everyone's gears if a twelve-year-old won?
NAME: MERLE LOVERIDGE
DISTRICT TWELVE FEMALE
SKILLS DEMONSTRATED: FIRST AID
SKILLS ASSESSED: This went way better than last time. Instead of poisoning herself, Merle correctly mixed medicines and administered first aid.
STRENGTHS: Invaluable ally
WEAKNESSES: Terrible alliance and extreme naivety.
PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE: Merle was repaired during cloning after the neurological damage of the poison she took accidentally last time.
ODDS: 150:1
NOTES: Why on earth are you with those guys?
NAME: ZACH CONNOUIS
DISTRICT ELEVEN FEMALE
SKILLS DEMONSTRATED: HAND-TO-HAND
SKILLS ASSESSED: Sorry, I forgot Zach. He was more restrained in his fighting, like he learned in a school and not the streets.
STRENGTHS: Very muscular, strong alliance, positive attitude.
WEAKNESSES: Will be lost without a leader, tempting target for Tributes looking to prove themselves.
PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE: Nothing
ODDS: 68:1
NOTES: There's a reason I forgot you.
NAME: MINDI HOSTLER
DISTRICT TWELVE FEMALE
SKILLS DEMONSTRATED: LOOKING PRETTY
SKILLS ASSESSED: Unsuccessful due to not being as pretty as she thought.
STRENGTHS: Not ugly I guess
WEAKNESSES: Vanity, stupidity, overconfidence, disdain for mentor, naivety, personality, weakness, lack of skills, inep
PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE: Terminal stupidity
ODDS: 310:1
NOTES: I ran out of room on the weaknesses blank. Ineptitude, pride, annoying voice, bad makeup skills, histrionics, and general failure.
NAME: ELARA ANGELO
DISTRICT TWELVE FEMALE
SKILLS DEMONSTRATED: RUNNING, SURVIVAL
SKILLS ASSESSED: Of all the people who showed survival skills, Elara was the only one I think can make a win of them. She has her head on straight.
STRENGTHS: Self-sufficiency, all-around skills
WEAKNESSES: It's going to be tough to go it alone.
PSYCHOLIGICAL PROFILE: Nothing
ODDS: 55:1
NOTES: Twelve might have another Victor.
NAME: PEACH UNK
DISTRICT TWELVE FEMALE
SKILLS DEMONSTRATED: PITCHFORK
SKILLS ASSESSED: Peach politely asked for us to put a pitchfork in the Arena. We may grant this request since it is the most civil we have ever seen Peach. She didn't even use any foul language.
STRENGTHS: She's learning to play the game and is willing to kill.
WEAKNESSES: She still hates the Capitol. I work in show biz. I can tell fake respect when I see it. They'll be watching to see if she acts up.
PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE: Difficulty with authority.
ODDS: 90:1
NOTES: I don't even care I'm done.
I triumphantly piled the papers up and smacked them onto the table. I stumbled across the room and fell onto the couch halfway on top of and across Theodora, who squirmed and protested faintly and unintelligibly. The couch was barely long enough for us and the light was still on, but it was the best sleep I'd gotten in months.
