Chapter 29: Flappy Bird

A/n: Oh my Gosh! It's been so long! I'm so sorry! It's been like SO MANY WEEKS since I last posted a new chapter.

Anyways, enjoy this one please!

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia, I only own my versions of Capitalia.

"GO TO HELL!" yelled Manila as he slammed his phone on the floor and started to brutally stomp on it as he threw Tagalog curses at the gadget.

"O-oi! Manila!" Philippines cried, she grabbed her son's arms and tried to make him sit down. But since the lad was stronger, he was able to release himself from his mother's grasps. He continued to mercilessly stomp and destroy his phone, until one hard-bounded book was thrown at his head.

"ARAY! ANU BAYAN?!" Manila cried towards the direction to where the book came from, when he locked gazes with the person who threw the book, he gulped and started sweating.

Berlin was glaring demonically towards Manila and everyone sat up straight, remaining silent in the process.

"Care to tell us what happened?" Berlin said with a demonic voice that gave shivers. She looked up and gave a sweet yet threatening smile, "M-a-n-i-l-a…?"

"N-n-n-nothing..p-po..m-ma'am..!" Manila stuttered, he was shaking so hard now.

"No, I'm pretty sure you have something to say, Manila." Berlin continued.

"Berlin, sit back down." Ordered Germany, he placed his hand on Berlin's shoulder but was shoved off.

"But, I want to hear what Manila has to say….. Well?"

"uhh….Eto kasing app na eto eh!" Manila cried, pointing to his destroyed phone. Everyone expect Philippines raised their brow.

"He said it was because of the app." Philippines explained, feeling deeply embarrassed about her son's behaviour.

"Dude! What was the name of the app you said?" Washington asked, his hands behind his head.

"Flappy Bird, kuya Washington." Manila mumbled as he hung his head as low as possible. Washington stared at him for a moment before he burst out laughing.

"You play that game?! Dude, what's your high score?" Washington asked, a huge grin plastered on his face.

"….3…" and again, Washington burst out laughing. He fell on the floor and started to roll as his hands were on his stomach. Gasping for air.

"Shut up! The game is hard!" Manila cried, Washington sat up and took out his phone.

"Dude, let me show you the pro's high score!" Washington said as he took out his phone and tapped on it for a while before he showed the screen to Manila.

At first, Manila stared at the screen with a grinning face but after minutes, the grinning face turned into a horrid face. London scooted closer until she could see her cousin's screen also.

"15? You're proud about that?" London asked sarcastically, Washington scowled at his cousin.

"Like you can do better!" he announced, smirking madly. Going back to where London's purse was, she got her tablet and tapped it a couple of times as she walked straight past a fuming German capital.

"WOULD YOU PLEASE GO BACK TO YOUR SEATS?!" Germany yelled, slamming his fists on the table in the process which scared quite a lot of nations.

"No." Washington and London said in unison. Germany, along with England, was taken aback. How dare they talk back to an elder! And London was impolite!

"Young lady, come back here this instant!" England said, London shook her head as she showed Washington her score.

"35?! What the-?!" Washington yelled in disbelief.

"Not so tough now aren't you, you git?" London smirked.

"That's unfair! I declare war!"

"You can't just declare war because of a freaking game, Washington!" Beijing yelled.

Thus, they all started shouting and arguing, creating an unbearable atmosphere for certain nations and capitals.

BANG

They all stopped, they turned their gazes to Switzerland, who just glared at them back, "You might want to avert your gazes towards the opposite direction, morons." He said.

Then, they all turned their gazes to the opposite direction to see Berlin standing on the table with a revolver in hand. She was awfully pissed.

"I do declare war." She announced.

"Berlin?!" Prussia and Germany cried, shocked by their capital's announcement. Everybody started to get scared. World War 3?!

"Oh yes." She said and she took out her phone, smirking, "A Flappy Bird War." And thus, Washington laughed maniacally.

"Oh you're on like Donkey Kong!" America yelled.

"This is just stupid." England said as he got up to leave, "Come on London, let's go- London?"

But London's eyes were glued to her tablet's screen. Tapping furiously.

"London! Did you hear me? We're going home!" England fumed, but to his dismay, his daughter wouldn't budge.

Both Germany and England looked around the room. Everyone was on their phones or tablets. The other serious nations and capitals left or just watched. What the hell happened to this World Meeting?!

"Ha! 40! Beat that!" Rome and Italy yelled in unison.

"I got 65 bitches!" Ottawa yelled.

"oh, Otou-san I got 30." Tokyo said with a smile.

Oh, how will this day end?

Chapter End Notes:

ARAY! ANU BAYAN?! - OUCH! WHAT THE HECK/HELL?!

Kuya is how we Pinoys address our older brothers, sometimes even strangers we call them "Kuya" or something.

Po and Opo are one of the reasons why I'm proud of being a Pinoy. "Po" is used in between sentences like, "Ako po si Pedrito." (I am Pedrito.) to show respect. Why "Opo" is "yes" in a more polite way.

HELLO ONCE AGAIN! I'M SO SO SO SO SO SORRY FOR THE DELAY! January, February and March are very busy months for me so I "might" neglect this story for a while. I still have my other stories, the manga I'm working on, studies, the other social accounts I have and many more. I do hope you bear with me.

My highest score in Flappy Bird is 56, what's yours?

Too bad Flappy Bird's been taken down. And everyone's like, "EYO! I'M SELLING MY PHONE FOR A MILLION DOLLARS SINCE IT HAS THE FLAPPY BIRD APP!" or something like that.

Fate in Humanity has decreased.

Reviews please?

Ciao~