I'm back! Hopefully...-_-'
Seriously, why won't writers block let me hgo!?
By the way, I am OBSESSED with Transformers Prime! OBSESSED!
Knock Out makes me laugh soo damn much!
Anyway!
Alot of my new rules will have Prime bot's in them! Because why not!?
Onward!
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Guidelines to Living with Giant Alien Robots!
Part 2!
By Tatyana Witwicky!
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Tai leaned back in her chair, balancing a pencil on her upper lip, the number '201' staring at her, as though taunting her.
"Think stupid, think..." She grumbled. She growled out loudly as she became more frustrated. "THINK!" She yelped as she fell backwards off her chair, landing flat on her back.
"Babygirl?" The voice of her sparkmate caused her to open her eyes. She found herself staring right into the bright blue visor of Jazz, who looked concerned.
"Hey babe!" She exclaimed excitedly, sitting up quickly.
"Maybe you should take a break...all that falling off various things probably isn' good for ya." He grinned as she stood up, her dark hair all messy and askew
Tai laughed loudly. "Least I didn't fall from the table again...ya know, because some certain someone didn't catch me?" She glared at him good naturedly.
"That was once!" He defended himself as the couple walked down the hallway.
"Yeah, and my nose was broken...remember how pissed off Dad got?" She asked with a smirk as they continued walking towards the hanger.
Unbeknowst to them, a certain tall brunette british girl was walking by, no doubt wanting to hang out with her techno organic friend.
"Tai?" She called, walking right into the apartment. No answer. She rose an eyebrow in confusion. "Tai-dye? Short stack? Shorty short short?" Still no answer.
"Could've sworn she was just here...huh..." She then saw Tai's laptop, covered in various stickers, all out in the open and switched on. Maple's eyes widened in excitement as she caught a glimpse of what was on the screen.
The guidelines.
They were right there.
FINALLY!
She had been wanting to do this forever!
Sitting down in the zebra printed chair, she cracked her knuckles and wiggled her fingers in anticipation.
"Prepare to be Maplelized!" She cackled, starting to type.
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Rule# 201: Tai and I are no longer allowed to come up with theme songs for certain Decepticons.
('I'm sexy and I know it' has Knock Out written all over it.)(I can't get the image of him wriggling to that song out of my head.) (Dammit Tai!)
(It didn't help that Leo made an animated short of Knock Out doing that dance...)
(Now everytime I see him, I start singing and dancing.)
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Maple broke out laughing as the memory came back to her. The look on Optimus' face when that video played was so damn funny! It was seared in her memory!
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Rule #202: No making 'memes' with various photos of any of the Autobots.
(Wheeljack, however, really enjoyed his.)
(Tai got a great photo of him with an experiment he was currently working on and put the following.)
("I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over how fucking awesome science is.")
(He made a very large copy of it and placed it on his lab wall.)
(The one that didn't have scorch marks and/or holes in it.)
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Rule 203: Never attempt the cinnamon challenge.
(Sam and Tai.)
(It seriously looked like they were breathing fire.)
(Ratchet and Prime looked ready to have spark attacks.)
(They both didn't stop coughing for about ten minutes!)
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Maple shook her head. Those two and their need to make themselves thoroughly uncomfortable.
A thought suddenly hit her.
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To go with rule 203, Never and I mean NEVER, do the California challenge.
(For those of you normal folks, that is when you have the person breathe in over and over agan, while pressing on their heart. If you do it right, said person will have a seizure and pass out..)
(Don't ask.)
(We all thought Miles was dead.)
(Luckily, Ratchet is very good at waking people up..)
(Bluestreak passed out.)
(Pfft, boys...)
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Rule #204: Tai is no longer allowed to stick her hand down anyones shirts to warm herself up.
(Specifically females.)
(Did it to me, Fantasy, Mikeala, Riella...basically nearly every female on base.)
(When Sam and Jazz caught her stcking her hand down Carly's shirt, her line nearly caused everyone to pass out laughing.)
("Let's face it, this isn't the first time you've caught me down your girlfriend's shirt.")
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Maple shuddered lightly when she remembered the coldness of her friends human hand. You think with all that energon running through her, she'd be warmer. Go figure.
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Rule #205: Keep salad tongs away from Tai and Sam.
(Before you get the wrong idea, it's nothing nasty.)
(They tend to do crab impressions and other such un-salad-tong type things.)
(Their Dr. Ziburg were so damn funny!)
(Especialy when Barricade does the 'whoop, whoop, whoop' noise and the crab hands.)
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Rule #206: Morph suits are banned starting immediatly.
(Sam and Leo really pulled an awesome prank that nearly caused the Lambo twins to go into stasis.)
(The Lambo twins!)
(They both had crash test dummy suits and were laying on the floor, before they got up and followed the twins whenever they took a step.)
(By the time the twins noticed, the boys were in their quarters.)
(Then they started dancing.)
(Sunny has the quite the girlish squeal.)
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Maple closed the lap top, feeling quite satisfied. Now to take them to Prowl!
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YAY! For you, Maple, my best friend! :D
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